The next morning

“Ichigooooo!!”

Isshin – like a huge ball of energy – yelled his son’s name kicked the door open, bursting into Ichigo’s room with flaming enthusiasm. The noise immediately woke Ichigo up from his sleep, and for a moment, he wondered where he was – and what that incredibly loud exploding sound was. He sat for a moment on his bed groggily as his surrounding came into focus little by little – and just then, he found his father’s incredibly enthusiastic face rapidly coming into his point of view. He drew back, surprised.

“D-dad?” he asked, still somewhat groggily. “What’s going on?”

But instead of answering his question, Isshin put two hands on Ichigo’s shoulder. Ichigo was dumbstruck when he saw his father’s eyes were glistening with tears, and soon after, Isshin had broke down crying, sobbing so hard it actually made his shoulders shake.

“Ichigoooo!!” his father repeated, tears streaming down his face as he tried to wipe it off with his sleeves. “I can’t believe it! You’re a man now – you have really become a man!!” Isshin shook Ichigo’s body vigorously, which made Ichigo start to become annoyed. Between his father’s nagging, his snot and tears, and his rambling about Ichigo finally becoming a man, he really had no idea what his father meant.

“Cut it off, Dad!” he said rather irritatedly, brushing off his father’s hand from his shoulders. “Can’t I just sleep in peace? What do you even mean anyway that I’ve ‘become a man’?” Isshin stared at his son, dumbstruck.

“Well son,” he said, after a few moments of dumbfounded silence. “I would think you already know what I meant because…”

Because? Ichigo’s brain intermittently tried to process what was happening, until he suddenly saw his father pointing out to a spot beside him, indicating him to look at that direction.

Because of what? Ichigo wanted to ask, but once his gaze followed the direction his father pointed, he saw a sight that nearly made him jump. Sleeping soundly beside him with her back to him – he saw the tall, curvaceous, naked body of the arrancar Tier Harribel. Her eyes were closed in a deep slumber, and her chest rose and fell gently with each breath she took. Amazingly, she didn’t even seem bothered by all the noises that Isshin and Ichigo were making, as she still slept soundly through it all.

And then, all of a sudden, everything immediately came back to Ichigo.

You said that because you’ve never had the experience with a woman. Try it.

Ichigo remembered as Harribel told her to touch him – and the sensation as he touched a woman’s boobs the first time, supple and full against his touch – fondling it inside his hands. He remembered the feeling of rubbing her womanhood, soft and moist on the tips of his fingers – and the way he made her writhe and whimper at his touch. He remembered as everything went from him touching her body to ravaging her more thoroughly, building his climax as he thrusted into her again and again – encouraged by her screams and moans. And ultimately, he remembered falling on top of her, exhausted and spent – remarking that this training wasn’t so bad after all.

Training? Once again, Ichigo’s eyes drifted to Harribel’s sleeping body beside him, and he felt his heart sinking slowly at the realization as he remembered more of the events that had taken place before. That’s right – this was all part of training! And that wasn’t actually Harribel lying beside him and having sex with him the other day, it was Kon.

Just as Ichigo was beginning to reel in on what previously happened, Isshin’s loud voice again interrupted his thoughts.

“So, Ichigo! Tell me, how did you get this gorgeous babe to sleep with you? I must say, I thought you ain’t got any tactics, son – but I’m glad to know I was mistaken. She is suuuuch a hottie! Way to go there, son!”

“Aghh! Would you shut up already, annoying Dad!” said Ichigo, ruffling his hair in frustration. With hs father on one hand, and Kon on the other hand, this situation was beginning to give him a headache. He didn’t want Kon to wake up and cause a ruckus as well – the loud-mouthed Kon plus his dad would just equal double trouble on his end. Ichigo quickly rose up from his bed, causing his blanket to slip from his body. Ignoring the fact that he was now standing naked in front of his father, he landed a drop kick that **** Isshin out of the room, and, before the latter coud say anything further, Ichigo had slammed the door in front of Isshin’s face and locked it.

Ignoring Isshin’s protests about how cold-hearted he was, Ichigo proceeded to wake Kon up with a kick. “Hey,” he said. “Wake up.”

“Mmmh?” Kon stirred, then blinked a few times, unsure of what’s going on. Then Ichigo’s face abruptly came into his view, and he shook his head to clear his focus.

“Ichigo?” said Kon, for a moment wondering why his body felt cold. Then he noticed that he was inside a proper human body inside of a stuffed animal – and, just like Ichigo a few moments earlier, he suddenly remembered everything.

“Put on your clothes,” said Ichigo, picking up Harribel’s clothes from the floor and flinging them toward Kon, who caught them deftly, grinning from ear to ear.