The Real Interview

“Alright Cobie. I’m gonna interview you again and this time be honest. If you’re not then your cloths will be confiscated and you’ll have to get home naked. Understood?” Cobie nodded. She had been completely broken. There was no point in lying now. “First question: how big is your penis?” “One inch soft and two hard.” The studio giggled. “How long do you last?” “Thirty seconds.” “How do you jerk off?” “With two fingers.” “Are you a virgin.” “No.” “What did I say about lying? Looks like you’re going home naked.” “No! It’s true! I did it once and only once! I lost my virginity a few months ago!” The reporter smiled. “Wait so you were a forty year old virgin until a few months ago?” “Forty-one…..” The reporter burst out laughing. “I feel like that’s a pretty SMALL difference! So who did you lose it to?”