Naked News

Cobie stared at the TV, tears welling up in her eyes. She had just gotten out of the shower and flipped on the news and what she saw made her scream. “Once again everyone, this is a video taken from an anonymous source of forty-one year old actress Cobie Smulders dancing in the nude.” Cobie watched the video that was seemingly taken from a smartphone incredulously. It was shot from her window and had her sliding on her hardwood floors and jumping around while ‘What Does the Fox Say’ Ylvis played on loud speakers. “Oh God….”, Cobie groaned. Probably the most embarrassing song she could’ve picked. But not as embarrassing as the tiny one inch pecker in the video. It was literally resting on her tiny balls. It was so tiny that didn’t even bounce during her dance, it just stayed in one place. “Okay Cobie. Calm down.” She said to herself. “It can’t get worse.”