The Distinguished Representative from the State of Randomness Lays Down Some Backstory

Considering everything that Jessica had done and still planned to do with the Random Remote, the inclusion of the word ‘powers’ to increase oral sex opportunities combined with -pire made Jessica think of some sort of vampire going after jizz instead of blood. Which further made her think of a hypnotic, will-sucking vampire that’s obsessed with going down on people. While that was kind of hot, the idea of someone able to use that kind of power on her and wind up with the Random Remote almost seemed dangerous. It didn’t take her long to decide to go with what seemed to a much safer option which was RANDOM REMOTE REPRESENTATIVE.

What you did NOT choose: CUMPIRE

Target’s sex drive will be increased substantially while finding oral sex to be particularly appealing. Target will find male and female cum to be delicious. Target will consider user to be an important authority figure in their life and will feel a need to follow their orders.

With the Random Remote’s tendency towards building up fetishes as time went on, it was about what she expected except for the last line. But she was aware that some vampire tales included one person at the top who was a king or queen or ruler of some kind which might be what that part was about. If she had known that it may have changed some of Jessica’s thought processes but it wasn’t like she could go back in time and redo it. She was sure option 2 would be solid as well so she clicked the button and just remained silently standing in her hiding place completely unable to believe what the remote was telling her.

What you DID choose: RANDOM REMOTE REPRESENTATIVE

Just ask target about this one, they’ll be able to help you.

She couldn’t believe it. As far as she could tell, she was being blown off by the remote. She believed the programmer had to have put this entry in as a troll. She actually tried to lock on to Beth/Melinda a couple more times to try and get information but the remote offered no help and the description she was given just got shorter and ruder with repeated attempts. By the fifth attempt the screen simply displayed the message, “Just. Ask. Target.” She slid the remote into her bag and mumbled a few choice swear words as she realized that someone somewhere probably thought that they were being funny with this one. As someone who generally wasn’t a fan of trolls, Jessica was less than amused.

But with no other options she could see, Jessica decided to go join her teacher and the two others. As she approached the trio Cassandra saw her coming closer and smiled, “Oh, how rude of me. I am here tonight with a student from one of my classes. She asked for a little bit of a, umm, private mentorship with me so I invited her to dinner. This is Jessica.” When the two saw Jessica they both recognized her immediately based on their reactions.

The former Frank that Jessica now knew was named Homer smiled and sighed, “Well, I guess that cat is out of the bag and your anonymity is partially gone. My apologies. But, uh, your student and the two of us have already met.”

Cassandra didn’t think much of it and only smiled as she was so happy to reunite with some old college friends that she failed to notice the awkward body language of the other three, “Oh you have, that’s great. May I ask how?”

Melinda was going to speak but Jessica put a hand up in a motion that asked the other two that she wanted to answer. “Actually we met last Wednesday night after classes. We met at a really nice dinner together and then, you know. The story I told you when we got here...”

Jessica let her voice trail away and gave her teacher a meaningful look that made Cassandra think for a few seconds and as she remembered Jessica’s story of her past week her eyes began to light up. Last Wednesday when her and Gerald met a married couple at a restaurant and, “Oh, oh. So you,” she glanced at Jessica, “and you.” Looking at Homer.

Jessica nodded her head and Homer looked at her and Cassandra with an amused expression, “So you told her about us?”

Jessica nodded and blushed a little bit, “Uh yes, I know it may be a bit crazy but since our last week, I’ve been a bit more curious and have been experimenting a bit more. I just wanted to discuss a little bit of what I have been feeling and doing with someone but didn’t have a lot of options I felt comfortable with. I really don’t have a lot of close friends, asking my brother or parents just felt weird as I have been a bit more umm, open and free-spirited lately and was worried about judgment or them just trying to stop me rather than listen. Cassandra had always seemed nice and understanding so I though I could at least ask. So she invited me to dinner so we could have a nice, open, friendly atmosphere just to break the ice.”

Homer listened and didn’t seem thrilled with the answer but his answer was more thoughtful than anything, “Hmm, I understand but I feel like that might not be an appropriate conversation between a student and teacher. Have you considered going to speak with a counselor? The school had a decent one when we went.”

At that point Melinda kissed her husband on the cheek and grabbed his arm, “Oh sweetie, I’m sure it’s fine. The counselor we had when we went was very nice and understanding, but he was also a very old man and that was almost twenty years ago. He was in his 50s when we went to school and I’m sure Jessica doesn’t want to talk about her sex life with a seventy year old man she barely knows. Cassandra here is at least a little closer to her age and is at least a woman that she trusts and has a rapport with. And we knew the woman when she was still a cute little freshmen going by Cassie when she was in that little student mentor program thing of yours and she was insanely responsible even then.”

Homer gave his wife’s words some thought and after a little bit decided she was probably right and just smiled before agreeing. Homer started saying goodbye and that it was nice to see them again but Melinda interrupted him, “Oh come now, we haven’t seen Cassie in so long it might be fun to take an evening to catch up with them. Jessica, you don’t mind if we bully our way into your night a little bit do you?”

Jessica shook her head and smiled, “No it’s fine. Hearing a little more about her days as a student might help us understand each other a little bit anyways. All I know now is that she went to the same school and she had a crush on you.” Jessica hadn’t meant to say the last part but it just slipped out before she could stop. When she said it Homer looked on surprised but it only lasted a few seconds, Melinda seemed to perk up a little bit, and Cassandra looked like she was about to die of embarrassment.

It was Melinda that first broke the brief silence that followed, “Did she now? Well that would certainly explain a couple of things. You only got two others to even sign up for that program of yours and she was the only one that took it seriously for more than a couple months if I remember right.”

Homer just responded with a far off tone to his voice as he thought back, “Yeah, that’s how I remember it too. Now I know why. I didn’t think much of my mentorship to begin with but it turns out in retrospect I still overestimated myself.”

Melinda just smiled, “No, you were just socially awkward, really nice, and a cutie pie that didn't realize how many girls had a thing for you. It turns out you were a little sexier than you thought so at least you have that going for you.” Once again she kissed him but decided a light kiss on the cheek wasn’t enough. She pulled his mouth to hers and the two began a passionate, deep kiss in the middle of the restaurant. Frank seemed surprised and hesitant at first but it didn't take long for him to lose all hesitation and start kissing her even more passionately than she started with him.

When they pulled apart Melinda just smiled and looked over at Cassandra with a seductive and naughty smile. “Well, thanks to what Jessica has already let you know you may have guessed that I am not a particularly jealous woman and won’t get too upset if my man fools around from time-to-time so long as he doesn't try to hide it or try to stop me. If you still feel any of that little crush of yours for him I won’t be upset if two were to share a kiss like that.”

Cassandra’s professional demeanor began to totally dissolve and her body language made it clear that she did still have an attraction to him. She did kind of want to do it but also didn't want to upset his wife or do anything that would hinder their marriage. “A-are you sure?”

Melinda just smiled and nodded while crossing her arms in front of her, “Honey, you want it. I can see my husband wants it. And I’ll be offended if you don’t at least try. Remember what I let Jessica and him do just a week ago, you think one kiss is too much for me to handle?”

Cassandra was a little slow and hesitant as she closed the distance between herself and Homer, occasionally taking a moment to glance over at Melinda expecting her to try to stop them. If anything she appeared to actually be kind of turned on by watching it so slowly Cassandra pressed her lips onto Homer’s and soon the two were locked together tightly and making out just as passionately as he had with his wife a moment ago. When they separated Cassandra pulled away with a very happy, somewhat dopey smile and Melinda seemed to have a bit of a chip on her shoulder. As the two stepped away she looked over and Jessica with a knowing look that made Jessica believe she had a plan.

“Okay, your turn sweetie. You have one more kiss in you don’t you honey?” Jessica looked a bit surprised but Melinda just grinned, “Hey, we both got one so it’s only fair if you have one too.” With Melinda’s encouragement and consent her husband was soon having a deep, sensual kiss with a third person in the restaurant and as the final pairing separated it was apparent to all three of them that their activities had begun to get a bit of an audience judging by the faces, many of them with disapproving glares, that were pointed at them. “We probably should stop now before they kick us out. I’m almost beginning to think we should leave anyway just to relieve some tension as one of us appears to have gotten themselves rather worked up.”

She was referring to her husband but Cassandra gave herself away a little bit when she said, “I know, I’m sorry. You two were just so cute I couldn't help it,” in a very soft voice. Cassandra was actually surprised how much the three kisses turned her on. Sure she assumed that kissing Homer would have an effect on her but what she wasn’t prepared for was how much watching him kissing Jessica would effect her. She was simultaneously happy for, and jealous of, both of them as they embraced one another. The biggest surprise to her was that the jealousy she felt seemed to be more directed towards Homer and she was now kind of hoping for a chance to kiss her student. But Melinda was right that they should stop now as some of the staff were looking like they were considering asking them to leave. The woman actually put a hand up and apologized promising that they were done.

Melinda smiled at Cassandra and shook her head, “Actually I was referring to the man that just got done making out with three gorgeous women. I have seen that look on my man before and he is in dire need of some relief.” She moved to grab him by the arm but stopped halfway as if having a thought, “You know what? Cassandra, would you like to do the honors?”

Cassandra at first didn’t quite understand what Melinda was asking so she decided to make it a little bit more explicit. “My husband needs a little bit of release and you have been carrying a little bit of a torch for him all these years. And it seems unfair that after all that time to let you remain the only one of us ladies that hasn’t had the pleasure of his pleasure. I don’t know of any hotels or motels in the area but I’m sure there’s an empty park or parking lot where you could figure something out. I apologize that the backseat of our car isn’t the romantic of settings but, well, I’m just throwing it out as a suggestion. Would you like to?”

Cassandra stood shocked for a moment or two and slowly looked from one person in their quartet to another, finally stopping on Homer. As she looked at him and that cute little smile of his, even though he was older and it had been a long time since she had thought of him she couldn’t deny that some feelings still remained. That 'I am so smart and I know it' smirk of his that she used to find so charming was present once again and when she looked at Jessica the only thing the girl did was smile and assure her that it was a good time and she shouldn’t pass up the opportunity.

“You two, go and have fun. I can order for us two and the four of us can sit together when you get back. I’m sure me and Jessica can find something to talk about while you’re away so don’t worry about anything other than getting it out of your system.”

That said she took Jessica’s hand and asked her where their booth was while Homer and Cassandra headed out the door, the latter of whom was going through an unprecedented mix of emotions as she let her college crush lead her to his car. She did want to go but she also felt a compelling need to stay with Jessica. She was horny and she was also kind of jealous to think that the woman that married Homer was now going to be sitting together in a restaurant with Jessica. And for some reason the thought of her hanging out with Jessica provided a twinge of jealousy to the one she used to feel in her college days when she saw Homer and Melinda together. That realization of feelings for her student was something that worried her. It wasn’t until Jessica gave her an encouraging wink and smile as they were leaving that she decided to go. Despite her flitter of jealousy, she felt that she could trust Jessica not to do something crazy like let Melinda pay for dinner. And why was paying for dinner suddenly so important to her? Worse still why was the thought of doing it turning her on even more? With a great deal of confusion but even more lust she climbed into the passenger seat of Melinda and Homer’s car so they could look for a secluded area to have sex.

As they left Melinda had been able to get the waiter’s attention and ordered for her and her husband. After that task was completed she sighed, “Thank you for your assistance with Homer, with his new exhibitionism fetish I figured making out with all three of us in the lobby would be more than he could handle. Using that combined with Cassie’s crush on him to have them run off and hook up would give us the perfect opportunity to talk. I assume you have some questions about the Random Remote. I’ll do my best to answer them.”

Jessica just sat in silence with her mouth open for a little bit kind of stunned at the matter-of-fact and emotionless way that Melinda spoke. When she finally got the ability to speak she decided she needed clarification. “Wait, you know I used the Random Remote on him? And that he got an exhibitionist thing?”

Melinda just smiled and twirled her glass of ice water around in one hand with a saucy smile, “My dear Jessica, I am now the Random Remote’s representative. I now know each and every person who you have used the remote on and what the remote has done to them. I know just about every trait it can give a person, I know what paths it can give. I even know a bunch about it's creation. I’m guessing your brother’s real name is Gerald?” Jessica just nodded her head. “And then Sarah and Lily have the same last name so I’m guessing they’re related to you as well.”

Jessica just sat as she tried to catch up. All this time and the Random Remote was still throwing curveballs that surprised her. “Uh, yeah. Our parents.”

“Excellent, good to know. But I also know about the cow girl Jade, the sporty tomboy Megan, your groupie and futa parents, Clara who is your upcoming incestuous sister, and I think you get the point?”

Jessica had forgotten about going back to eating her dinner at this point as she wanted all the information she could. “If you want to answer my questions, let’s start with you. What exactly did that Random Remote Representative thing do to you? Damn thing didn’t want to tell me.”

Melinda smiled, “Yes, a little bit of a cunning trick by the programmer. One of the aspects to my alteration is that I now see myself as a servant of the remote and I see you as the rightful owner and user and consider it very important that it remains in your hands or at least in the hands of those you trust like your brother or Megan. Which means I kind of see myself as a servant to you and as you probably have noticed a lot of the things the remote does are sexual. Part of the programming causes me to get turned on by serving the remote's rightful user, which means as I answer your questions I am already getting rather excited.”

Jessica thought about continuing but decided that one thing needed to be addressed first, "Uhh, I like Megan and all but I'm not sure I would say that I trust her with the remote. I have grown to really like and trust her for normal things, but the girl can be a bit aggressive and intense at times. Not sure I'm a huge fan of having her in control of the remote."

That seemed to surprise Melinda a little bit as her face looked confused for a moment, "Wasn't she the one that raised you to level 3? Did she steal it or something?"

"Oh, that." Jessica laughed a little now that she understood where Melinda's lack of context had caused a misinterpretation of the situation. "No, no, no. We did a swimming competition and she lost and became submissive to me. Since I can't target myself I had the girl close her eyes, I stuck it in her hands, and walked her through the process so she could zap me with it." Melinda gave Jessica a passing remark about that being fairly clever before Jessica went back to what they were discussing before. “So the remote encouraged me to ask you about your own change just so you could answer the question and start getting turned on?”

After taking a sip of her water Melinda nodded, “Exactly. As you probably guessed it enhanced my sex drive and in addition to letting me know about all of the people you have targeted with the remote and what levels and statuses they’ve gotten, I also now have an ingrained desire to exploit them for my own sexual pleasure and help you to do so as well. The only other change is that once every three days I will advance someone’s current Random Remote status by one stage. If all current targets are at their limit, I will find a new target and begin their process. Though whenever I use my ability to do that, you will be the one that the remote perceives as the user.”

Jessica squinted her eyes at Melinda as she mulled over what she had been told. “So what you’re telling me is that you could advance me to stage four right now?”

Melinda sighed, “Well no. Remember anything I do counts as you being the user and since you can not target yourself, I cannot either. Plus I can only do it once every three days and I already did it.”

“On who then? Cassandra, yourself, or Homer?”

Melissa clicked her tongue, “None of the above. Another thing about my situation is that if I’m merely advancing someone that’s already been targeted by the remote, I don’t need to be near them. I can just do it. So literally anyone you’ve used the remote on thus far could be one stage further than they were before.” Jessica asked who but Melinda merely smiled, “I would really prefer not to tell you my dear. I will say it if you order me of course but I sincerely would prefer not to.”

“Why?”

“I have always been a lover of life’s raw experiences and am not a fan of giving out spoilers,” Melinda replied. “I promise you though that you will likely find out fairly soon and it will be incredibly fun. I feel like telling you now would ruin some of it.”

It wasn't an answer Jessica liked but she decided not to belabor it as it wasn't terribly offensive either. "So are there any other things you can tell me about the remote? Like stuff not directly related to the people that I have zapped in the past?"

"Many. Stage one turned me into a light encyclopedia on the remote apparently. There are some limits to what I know and somethings I seem to be deliberately prevented from even trying to figure out but there are still plenty of things I can help you with. Is there anything in particular you would like to know?"

Jessica slowly pulled the remote out of her bag and flipped it over, staring at if for a few seconds. "Why me? Or why us I guess. Me and Gerald? I know the letter came with it says it was determined semi-randomly. I'm just curious about the semi part."

"That's a fair question. And considering how little I used to entertain magical thinking it's weird to say this but at this point I'm guessing if I said the thing was magic you wouldn't be surprised right?" Jessica shook her head. She had heard the phrase about technology far enough about what you know is indistinguishable from magic so that was the only other possibility she considered feasible at this point. So all that statement did was confirm which option it was.

Melinda continued, "The selection process was kind of magical as well. A lot of people were disqualified immediately for various reasons. One of the goals of the maker was spreading happiness. He wanted to ensure that by the time everybody's journey was complete, they would be happier than when it started. So with that in mind the first part of the process involved using kind of a spell that would verify the proverbial alignment of people. Didn't want to send it too anybody that would **** their targets or do who-knows-what evil shenanigans with it. Also didn't want to send it to anybody that was too good and noble to use it because then it would be kind of pointless. As it is designed to look inconspicuous and almost like a cheap, plastic kids toy. nobody with small children was on the list of possible candidates. The last thing the maker wanted to do was have some random child accidently turn their parent into a mindless doll or worse. Nobody too old and infirm to really enjoy it was considered either. Of course they also preferred somebody that wouldn't just read the note and toss it in the garbage without a second thought. Finally there was some basic requirements as far as intelligence. The maker wanted to keep it under the radar so sending it to some idiot that would willy-nilly just start zapping everybody they saw might draw unwanted attention. While a lot of the changes tend to go unnoticed, some of them don't. If too many noticeable changes occurred too rapidly, that could be an issue as well. By the time everything was whittled down the final list was a couple hundred thousand people long. You and Gerald were chosen from that list."

Everything Melinda said so far made perfect sense. In the wrong hands she saw how the remote could be dangerous so she was glad to hear there was some sort of process like that involved. But she did look at the remote and with a far off voice responded, "I almost threw it away myself. I brought it to school planning to chuck it into a garbage can but just decided not to because I thought it was silly and got a chuckle out of it."

"Well, then your sense of humor is probably what made you a Random Remote candidate. I for one am very happy that you were able to meet the qualifications."

Jessica slid the device back into hiding and looked at Melinda, "Are you okay with me zapping you and your husband?"

"More than okay, I am honestly thrilled. We have a new paradigm around which to explore our relationship. It's not like you would use the power of the remote to forcibly separate or hurt us would you?". Melinda barely paused before continuing as Jessica's upset expression encouraged her to go on "and your face right there is part of the reason why I am pleased to serve you. The idea of deliberately causing me or my husband strife is offensive and upsetting to you. You will seek your pleasures and joys but have empathy and lose some of it when others suffer. You've probably already encouraged others to enjoy themselves and embrace their pleasures when you're not around to enjoy or be in any way effected by it. You did it simply because making other people happy also makes you happy. If you weren't a decent person deep down, I would have some concerns but with you at the helm I can proudly stand up and say 'oh captain, my captain '".

With that said Melinda rose her water glass up in a salute and smiled. Jessica grabbed her glass and returned the gesture. "You have no idea how glad it makes me to hear someone say that. What I have been doing has been a lot of fun and everyone seems to enjoy themselves eventually. I encouraged my mothers to enjoy one another simply because the thought of them loving one another and being together makes me happy. Both emotionally and in terms of turning me on a little. I still wonder if my slutty actions and obsession with Gerald were going too far or I wasn't considering everyone else enough or what I was doing is wrong. I just don't want to go too far, know what I mean?"

Melinda just reached out and placed a comforting hand on Jessica's. "I can't have the remote's controller having any existential quandaries or being too hesitant. If I think you are going too far or have any issues with your actions, if you go too far on something, I won't hesitate to tell you. Would that help you be a little more confident?"

Jessica agreed and the two shook hands. "How about a less serious question. What will be my next enhancement?". Jessica didn't try to hide the excitement in her voice with this one.

"That I cannot tell you as I don't know. In fact once I start thinking about it my brain starts to feel kind of fuzzy and I can't even tell you any possibilities. Seems like the programmer was as opposed to spoilers as I am. I seem able to figure out some alternatives after the fact though. For example Gerald's Arabian enhancement for stage two of the horse path could have been a pony play fetish instead or it could have made him much less intelligent and preferring to walk around on all fours. Both of those would have focused more on him being a pet than anything else."

Jessica nodded and thought for a little bit before her next question came to mind. "What's with the choices that some paths and levels get? Some people get them, others don't seem too. At different levels too. The other two were level three. Yours was at level one and deciding the whole path. Others don't seem to have choices at all."

"It's called the RANDOM remote for a reason. If I may ask what was the other option for me?"

"Cumpire."

Melinda sat quietly for a moment and tried to recall that one from her recently added memories and when she did Melinda reached for Jessica's hand, brought it to her mouth, and kissed it. "Thank you for that love. I'm sure it would have been fun but that feels like it involves some stuff down the road that I may not have been fond of. The glorified coach role you gave me feels so much better than a semen-based vampire. If there was sort of hypnotism or removal of free will from victims, that was something that I frankly find rather repugnant."

"I had the same thoughts and to be honest I was also worried that if you had hypnotism powers you might use them on me and be able to take or **** the remote which seemed like a bad thing." Melinda agreed so Jessica tried to think of another question that had been bugging her and after she sat tapping her foot on the floor for a few seconds remembered another, "The animal girls. Jade and Asuka. Recently when Megan was milking Gerald for his cum she made a joke about getting knocked up and as you probably can imagine that kind of put ideas in my head that have bugging me a little bit. I was wondering how their changes altered their genes and if they were still you know, compatible."

Melinda smiled, "Of course. Breeding girls like that is often part of the fetishes around them so the maker was insistent on making sure that was included. In fact one of the hidden traits in the remote is all animal girls from species that have litters, you know like bunnies, cats, or dogs will have the possibility of triplets or more completely eliminated. The chance for twins though is 70-95% depending on which animal you're talking about. So if you get Gerald to knock up Asuka, it'll more than likely wind up with two babies rather than just one."

Jessica sat quietly for a minute, "I can only think of one more question for now. it's kind of small but it's been bugging me. My mom Lily. Nobody remembers Gerald's old body. The catgirl and cow woman appear out of nowhere and nobody gives it a second thought. I didn't even realize my own change until Megan pointed it out. I still don't really remember the way I used to look even though I have pictures of it. But with all those changes that nobody remembers, but with Lily everybody still remembers her old self . It confuses me a little."

Melinda laughed out loud and smiled, "Honey, that's the easiest one of them all. Her second trait was All Aboard the Trans Train. The whole point of being trans is being born one and switching to the other so if nobody remembers her old life and identity would she really be trans?"

Jessica let out a single soft chuckle as she placed her right hand on her forehead. Do you really think it's that simple?". Melinda just nodded as Jessica groaned. "That one had been bugging me so much and I had just been Portal-braining it!". Now it was finally Jessica's chance to explain something as the vacant look on Melinda's face made it clear she had no idea what Jessica was talking about. "Portal is a video game Gerald likes. You have a gun, shoot it at walls to create portals and use them to figure out ever increasingly difficult paths to your final destination. Portal-braining is what he calls it when you have trouble solving a ridiculously simple part of the puzzle because you are overthinking everything and looking for an answer that's way more involved than it needs to be." She took a sip of her water and smiled, "So, if answering questions and helping me turns you on how bad do you want it right now?"

Melinda laughed at that question. Her arousal had been steadily rising throughout their Q&A session and she Melinda was moist, hot, and ready. She was about to make a joke on the subject but Jessica grabber her fork and tossed it under the table, "Oops, I appear to have dropped my silverware. Looks like I need to see if I can find it." Melinda's laughter stopped quickly and became a light moan of both lust and amazement at the speed that Jessica was able to work a hand up her dress, push her panties aside, and rub a finger along her slit. She heard Jessica's voice under the table with a fake innocence continue, "Hmm, I appear to have found a hole of some kind. Maybe my fork fell in there. I think I'll feel around and find out." As her finger explored her Melinda's depths Jessica idly mentioned it being a bit tight but her fork could still be down there. The whole was wet and well lubricated after all.

Melinda could only thank the girl as she began to slide a finger slowly and sensually into her vagina as they sat in the dining room. With her eyes closed Melinda rocked her bottom a little side to side and pulled her dress up to give Jessica better access. Melinda was a little disappointed that this resulted in the finger being removed for a brief moment. The disappointment turned to satisfaction when the girl's tongue quickly found it's way to replace it. Melinda gave a little bit of a moaning giggle as Jessica went down on her. It didn't last long and Melinda didn't come anywhere near orgasm but the few strong licks were still appreciated. Jessica came back up holding her fork and smiling, "So how was that?"

"It was an awful tease but amazing while it lasted. What brought that on?"

Jessica just grinned. "Well, you said our conversation had you going so I was curious as to how much. Plus with your husband's new situation I thought I'd give you a little practice with doing some kinky fun in public. How was it?"

"Between the questions and that little bit of teasing I think I may need to drag Homer somewhere after dinner so we can wear each other out," Melinda said.

"Then everything is going according to plan," and Jessica gave a fake evil laughter as she placed the tips of her fingers together. The two talked a little bit more and exchanged phone numbers but it wasn't long before Cassandra and Homer returned, both looking rather disheveled and sweaty but also smiling and happy. The husband and wife sat together on one side while Cassandra and Jessica sat close together on the other.