A Male Pony

Princess Celestia is raising the sun over Equestria, signalling the start of a new day. The birds chirping outside wake you up and you stir in your bed. You get up and walk over to the bathroom. You see the muscular body of a male Equestrian in the mirror. You have to admit, you aren't that bad looking and it's a surprise that you are still single. Which isn't a bad thing since you don't have to be committed to just one female all the time. You leave the bathroom and walk down to the kitchen. You grab a box of oats and eat that, excited to start your day.

As you exit your home, a mare calls out your name.