Test the new attribute

"Alice," I said, wanting to take advantage of her new attribute. "Tell Zoey I haven't done anything with you."

"Yeah Zoey," Alice said. "He hasn't done anything wrong."

"You mean to tell me you don't remember rejecting him a few days ago?"

"I did," Alice said. "But I was wrong for doing that. John is my boyfriend now."

Zoey tried to protest, but she knew Alice wasn't listening.

"Alice," I said, now sealing the deal. "Since Zoey doubts us, why don't you live with me now?"

Alice nodded. "You're right. You're always right, John. I'll pack my stuff."

"But if you live with John, who will help me pay the bills here?" Zoey asked.

Alice shrugged. "I guess you'll need to get a job."

"What? No!" Zoey wailed.

Brat.