Divine Interruption

You chuckle to yourself.

"Well I suppose I wont get an answer out of you. So what to do now?"

"HEY IS THIS THING ON?"

What the Hell!

"Oh hey anon, oh my bad, Midnight. Its your all time favorite deity Carnachias. Gotta say, you have already exceeded our expectations. Honestly thought you were going to puss out and die on us. Thank fuck for your elemental resistance. You might actually be able to pull off a real upset for us. Or at least keep us entertained. Seriously, you just turned one of the most powerful angels on this plane into a cum battery! Im dying here HAHAAHAHAHA!"

Figuring he might as well try and communicate, Midnight projected his thoughts. "Glad you enjoyed the show. What do you want?"

"Testy testy. And here Im trying to extend you a gift."

"A gift?"

"Yea. A strand each of mine and mels hair. Also known as status effects. If youll recall, the terms for acquiring these perks was to achieve a great victory for the dark? Well Ariel just so happened to be the strongest celestial on this plane so we agreed that qualified."

"That? That twink was the strongest angel?

"On this plane. There are stronger celestial beings and warriors of light. They typically stay in the 9 heavens though so you wont have to worry about running into them. And I wouldn't underestimate him. Seriously, if he had chosen any other element other than light, he could have one shot you with raw firepower alone."

"Holy fuck. I guess stabbing him in the back was the right call."

Oh definitely. That angel is unrivaled in raw firepower by everyone except the heroes. And all that before he draws his sword. With that, he could level half the forest. That goody-two-shoes was a pain in the ass though so its great to see something else be a pain in his ass. Ha! Anyway gimme a sec to mess with your aura."

Suddenly you feel a gut wrenching pain digging through your shadowy body. You struggle with the pain for a minute or two until you hear "Got It. Congrats. You are now immune to pretty much all status effects and can cause them in others. Now, there are some important things to remem..." suddenly you hear the sound of screaming and shouting coming from the transmission. "Ugh hang on anon. SIS THE BODY HARNESS IS NECESSARY. NO IM NOT GONNA WEAR IT. BECAUSE ITS YOUR SEX **** OUTFIT AND IM THE DOMME THATS WHY. URGGH! anon imma have to let ya go, sis is being disobedient. Good luck with fucking up the heroes. SAY HI TO HALI FOR ME!"

And just like that she's gone. Youll have to test those new powers at some point.