Something Extra in the Fumigation

Angel - 8:04

Scene: Joyce finds Angel in the house with Buffy

Impact: +1

Prompt: Buffy says: “and then, everyone was naked”

“Can’t a daughter just be concerned about her mother?” Buffy asked.

Joyce looked over her shoulder where Angel appeared, “Hi.”

“Hi.”

“Oh, um, Mom this Angel, Angel, Mom. I was at the Bronze…and then, everyone was naked.”

Earlier at the Bronze

“I was just thinking about things,” Buffy said absent-mindedly as she pulled off her top.

“So we’re talking about a guy?” Willow asked as she removed her sweater.

“Not exactly a guy,” Buffy said she started to shimmy out of her panties. “To have a conversation about a guy there’d have to be a guy to have a conversation about said guy. That's a sentence.”

“You don’t lack a guy,” Willow pointed out as she pulled off her undershirt. “I’m aware of what you and Xander are up to.”

“Yeah, but…he’s not a dating guy, you know?” Buffy said as she unsnapped her bra. “Which I'm fine with me most of the time, but…”

“What about Angel?” Willow suggested as she watched Buffy’s breasts come into view.

Buffy shivered. Weird, she usually wasn’t cold in the Bronze. “Angel? I can see him in a relationship, ‘Hi Honey, you’re in grave danger, I’ll see you next month.’”

Willow had gotten up to remove her skirt, “He’s not around much, it’s true.”

“Yeah, even Xander does more date like things than him,” Buffy said as she slid out of her panties. She thought about removing her shoes, but with cockroaches running everywhere that would be weird.

“Maybe you and Xander should, you know,” Willow said as she unsnapped her bra.

Buffy took a moment to admire her friend’s breasts. “No, I think he is pretty clear about this being a friends with benefits situation. A great friends with benefits situation, but that’s all it is.”

Willow knew that wasn’t true, but while she wasn’t bothered by what they were doing, she didn’t want to tell Buffy Xander’s true feelings. “So Angel.”

The two girls took a moment to admire each other’s naked bodies, “When he’s around it’s like the lights dim. You know how that is with some guys?”

Willow nodded as she looked to the dance floor were everyone was naked and her eyes drifted to Xander.

Xander made his way around looking for a dance partner, “Hey Annie,” he said as he approached, then saw her boyfriend. “Dino, just leaving.”

“No, wait, you don’t have to go,” Annie said as she got a good look at his naked body.

That only made her boyfriend angrier and so Xander sped up his backpedaling until, “Ouch! Please get your **** oafishness off my $200 shoes,” Cordelia shouted.

“Sorry I was just…”

“Getting off the dance floor before Annie Vega’s boyfriend squashes you like a bug.”

“You noticed,” Xander said as they bantered back and forth. “I don’t know what everyone is talking about, the landing strip to your pussy totally doesn’t make you look like a hooker.”

Cordelia scoffed as he made his way over to Buffy and Willow, “Boy that Cordelia is a regular breath of vile air.“

“Yeah, but she’s hot,” Buffy said.

“She is,” Willow said, not hesitating at all. “Though not as hot as you.”

“Other than exchanging compliments, what are you sexy vixens up to?”

“Just sitting here naked watching our barren lives pass us by,” Willow answered.

“Well, let’s stop this whirly gig of fun, I’m dizzy,” Xander said as he sniffed the air. “Actually, I am kind of dizzy.”

Willow took a sniff as well, “Hmm, smells a little different. I heard they were trying something new for the fumigation party.”

“It’s not dangerous, is it?” Buffy asked.

“I doubt it, everyone is behaving normally,” Willow said as she looked around. “Living their lives, having fun, while we sit here and time passes by.”

“Now I’m affecting those nearest and dearest to me,” Buffy said as she grabbed her clothes. She realized she would need them outside.

“Don’t go,” Willow protested.

“Yeah. We could,” Xander paused as he searched for something to keep her around. “Fuck in the bathroom.”

“Xander, we had sex earlier today.”

“So?”

Buffy smiled, “Raincheck? Goodnight.”

Changes

• Willow and Buffy are attracted to each other
• Willow and Buffy are moderately open about their attraction to girls
• Willow and Buffy enjoy being naked around each other
• Xander’s cock size is public knowledge