The Bowsette Delivery Service

“I am going to definitely take Diana, Katara, Erza and Gogo and I might be able to fit two in the trunk but that would be a bit too dangerous I think,” you say mostly to yourself as you look over the kinda large crowd of girls. “Maybe if four of you sat in their laps?” You and your characters were standing outside while a Toad was bringing your car around.

“What’s the hold up?” Your dad asked after he waved goodbye to Don, who left in a sports car driven by a Penelope Pitstop.

“Just trying to figure out how to get everyone home,” you explained. “I called ahead to have Ahsoka set up temp beds but I don’t think they all fit in my car.”

“And while I could strap them to the hood and roof like in that purge movie, I don’t think that would be a good idea,” you continued, causing many of the girls to look at you in horror.

“You wouldn’t dare,” Blake hissed out but you just ignored her.

“I could have someone drive them in a limo,” he offered. “Though, I have to check which licensed driver is available.”

“I’ll take them,” you heard someone shout from the entrance of the mansion. Snapping your head to the voice, you see Auntie Bowsette standing proudly with racing goggles on her head. Your jaw drops as you have several flashbacks of when Auntie Bowsette drove you and your siblings (and your respective characters) to school. The ramping, disregard for traffic laws, and the red shells, oh the red shells.

“Bow-bow, I don’t think that would be–” your dad was silenced when Auntie Bowsette gave him a look. “T-toad, bring the most durable limo we have please.” The valet Toad got out of your car and ran off, hopefully to get a limo that will survive the trip.

“Hey dad, before I forget. Can I use the IOU to have the Naruto girls have maid training?” Your dad nods.

“Yeah, you can leave them here or I can have someone from Maid Land pick them up in the morning.” As soon as you agreed to the first, your dad snapped a few times and some very tired maids appeared. “Escort the Naruto girls to the newbie rooms.” The maids nodded and guided the Naruto girls inside. As soon as they went in, your dad snapped again causing several people to appear around you and your girls, who jumped to defensive positions in surprise.

“Make sure those girls don’t cause problems for the maids or try to escape.” The armored characters nodded before disappearing once again. Your remaining new girls looked around warily except for Spider-Gwen and Suki who didn’t look that concerned.

“What is taking that Toad so long,” Bowsette asked grumbily as she tapped her foot. Your dad tried to occupy her while you tried to make some conversation with Marie and Callie. You found out they were from before Callie went missing in Splatoon 2; you were able to get them to open up a bit by talking about some of their newer songs and activities.

You were about to talk about the Deep Cut remix when a rumbling sound came from down the driveway. Suddenly, everyone had to jump back as a limo ramped off a rock and drifted to a stop a few inches from where you were standing. Auntie Bowsette marched over to the driver’s side and picked up the valet Toad that dizzily got out.

“Are you trying to kill someone!” she growled before throwing him to your dad. “I want a word with him when I get back!” She got in the driver’s seat and gestured for your girls to get in.

“Those I brought with me, come with me. Everyone else get in the limo.” You order before saying a side note. “Keep your seat belts on.” After helping some of the girls figure out seat belts and getting into your car. You were waving to your dad when you heard an engine revved. You see that Auntie Bowsette has put the limo to the left of your car and she has her goggles on.

She lifts up three fingers and with a massive grin, she slowly counts down as you scramble to get your seat belt on and make sure everyone is seated. She burns rubber as soon as she hits zero and takes off down the driveway as you drive after her.

You finally make it home after having to talk to an officer and getting a speeding ticket. You had lost Auntie Bowsette when she ramped using a knocked over billboard and bounced off a few roofs. She of course had thrown a red shell back at you that she had for some reason, causing you to spin out a bit. The officer pulled you over once you got the car back under control.

Auntie Bowsette drives off with the limo after giving you a goodbye hug and a wave to Ahsoka who was in sleep robes. Nothing much happened at that point since it was nearing two in the morning and almost everyone was sleeping. You did note a sleeping cat-eared Shampoo curled up in a cat bed with a leash connecting her to the wall and a broken TV by the garbage but decided that could wait for morning. Ahsoka took the shaking and slightly green newbies to their temporary cots to use until furniture can be bought while you head up to bed.

With eyes half closed, you entered your room and got into your pajamas, not registering the wrapped up form on the bed. You crawled into bed, moving aside the wrapped up form and quickly fell asleep despite some wiggling and muffled sounds in the bed.

The last thing you hear is Aelita entering the room and chuckling before saying, “You’ll get him next time.”