Dick gets the Special Treatment

A short while later, Dick was sitting in one of Minerva's chairs, about to have an Eggplant Jelly Vitamin Scalp Massage free of charge, the treat Minerva had suggested to Bruce. They had decided to send Dick to collect the watch instead, in case Minerva had something sinister planned for Bruce. If she was up to something, this could throw her off her plan.

Minerva was disappointed that she couldn't immediately give Bruce the treatment, but decided Dick might prove to be useful as well, after all, he was like a son to Bruce.

"Usually my clients are much less, how do you say, virile than you dahling. I hope ze treatment is beneficial for you, you seem like you're in excellent condition," said Minerva suggestively, her eyes roaming up and down Dick's body. He felt slightly uncomfortable being ogled by the older woman.

"Well, Bruce and I try to stay active. We do a lot of spelunking."

She walked behind him, and started the massage. Her fingers actually felt amazing on his head.

"Well zhen dahling, you should enjoy yourself. Now just relax," she said as she placed the hairdryer down on his head. She walked over to the cabinet containing her Deepest Secret Extractor machine, and switched it on. As the machine whirred to life, Dick's eyes went wide, and his face became expressionless.

"Now Dick, what is the combination to the Vayne Foundation vault?"

She listened to the receiver, but didn't hear anything. She asked again, but still no response.

"Curses, he must not know!" Minerva said to herself. "But let's see if ve can find something else useful."

Minerva turned a few dials, then flipped a switch labeled "Brainwash Mode." It was a function of the machine that she didn't often use, since it had a slight chance of completely frying her subject's brain, but it allowed them to speak freely, and for Minerva to plant post hypnotic suggestions.

She stood in front of Dick, and asked again,

"Vhat is ze combination to ze Vayne Foundation vault?"

"I don't know." Dick replied in robotic, monotone voice.

"Does Bruce hide his valuables anywhere else?"

"Just in a safe at his office."

"This session is turning out to be a total waste of time," Minerva thought. "If he doesn't know the Wayne vault combination, maybe I can at least get some other dirt."

"Now Dick, you trust me completely, don't you? You can tell me anysing, dahling. It feels so good to tell Minerva your secrets" Minerva cooed. "Now, do you and Bruce share any secrets together?"

"Y..yes…" said Dick. Minerva was surprised at his hesitation.

"Zen tell me, vhat is the big secret?"

"Bruce is… Bruce is…." Dick was visibly in distress, his mind was somehow resisting the machine.

"Bruce is… Bruce is… vhat dahling?" Minerva asked. "It must be a very juicy secret for him to be so resistant," she thought. She turned a dial on the machine increasing the intensity of the treatment, and increasing the risk to Dick's brain. A high pitched whine emanated from the device.

Dick struggled and shook in his seat, before crying out "BRUCE IS BATMAN!" with a look of anguish on his face.

Minerva was almost knocked off her feet. "Bruce Vayne is Batman! But of course, of course! Oh my goodness, I may have hit ze jackpot!" she said to herself with a huge smile on her face.

Dick began shaking violently as the machine's high intensity began to take its toll. "Oh, I almost forgot," said Minerva, who then turned down the dial. "Vouldn't vant you to go losing your head, dahling. Now, tell me, does zat make you Robin, the Boy Vonder?"

"Yes, I am Robin." came Dick's monotone reply.

"Of course, of course!" Minerva's mind was racing with possibilities. She could **** Batman with this knowledge and extort him for millions. She could get Dick to tell her where the entrance to the Batcave is and rob them blind! Or better yet, if she could get Batman and Robin to work for her, she could take over all crime in the city!

She decided now was the time to put her machine's advanced abilities to the test. Up until now, she'd been placing small post hypnotic suggestions on her subjects to help them avoid being suspicious of her in any way, but she hadn't tried to completely brainwash anyone. But this was too good of an opportunity to pass up.

Minerva thought about what commands she should give. She knew that the machine wasn't all-powerful; if she tried to get Dick to do something completely unnatural, like turn on Batman and become a criminal, it would either fry his brain, or he'd completely reject it and arrest her on the spot. "No, better to start small," she thought, "and vork our vay up to turning Robin into a master criminal over a few sessions. I just need to make sure he vants to keep coming back for more conditioning."

As she looked at Dick, she realized she knew just what to do. He was a young man, handsome, strong, but likely inexperienced with women. Minerva, who was old enough to be his mother, certainly had more than enough experience to share with the young crime fighter. She smiled, and began to impart her commands.

"Listen vell to me, dahling. You adore mature women. An older voman with a full figure drives you vild, dahling. Nothing is sexier to you than an experienced woman telling you vhat to do. Vhen you wake up, you vill look at me and realize I am ze voman of your dreams. You vill fall madly in love vith me, and you vill vant to do anysing to please me. Say "yes Minerva" if you understand."

"Yes Minerva" came Dick's monotone reply.

"Good dahling," Minerva cooed gently. "You vill vant to keep coming back over and over again for more treatments, zey feel so good, and you vill vant to see me any chance you get, because I am so sexy!"

"Yes Minerva. You are so sexy." said Dick in the same robotic voice.

"I'm glad ve agree!" the sinister spa proprietor said gleefully, as she switched off the machine and closed the cabinet doors.

Dick suddenly came to, and he had to admit, the treatment felt amazing.

"Holy stress relief! Gosh Minerva, that's some treatment! I feel incredible!"

"Of course you do dahling! It's our guarantee!"

Dick rose from his chair and turned to Minerva, intending to probe a little into why the hair dryer felt so good. But when he saw her face, he was suddenly stunned.

As Dick looked into Minerva's eyes, he couldn't believe he hadn't noticed before how absolutely gorgeous she was.

"Minerva?"

"Yes dahling?"

"Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?"

"Of course, all ze time, my dear boy. But sank you for ze compliment," she said, and stroked his cheek. Dick's pulse quickened at her touch.

"Minerva, I hope I'm not being too forward, but… would you… like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?" Dick asked, an air of nervous desperation in his voice.

Minerva smiled. "I'm flattered, but don't you sink you're a little young for me?"

"No, of course not Minerva," Dick said with no hesitation. "You're the most fascinating woman I've ever met!" He instinctively took her hand and kissed it.

Dick was having a hard time controlling himself. It was all he could do to stop himself from getting on his knees and groveling at her feet, her beauty was so overwhelming to him.

"Vell in that case, it's a date. I have an idea, vhy don't you come by and have another Vitamin Eggplant jelly massage. It vill help you feel relaxed for our date. You'd like that, vouldn't you Dick?" she stroked his cheek again.

"Yes, Minerva…" said Dick, sounding like he was still in Minerva's machine. He stood entranced, staring into her eyes, smelling her perfume.

Minerva glanced down, and smirked. "Oh, hello dahling. My my my, you are excited for tomorrow, aren't you?"

Dick looked down, and realized his erection was poking out of his robe. He quickly pulled the robe tighter, concealing it. He was mortified.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry Minerva, it's just you're so beautiful and I…"

Minerva put a finger to his lips. "Hush my dear boy, it's alright. It's only natural, as you said, I am beautiful!"

She stepped closer, pressing her body against his, and moved her hand from his lips to the back of his head, pulling him into a deep, sensual kiss. Dick was eager to return the kiss, her lips were full and pillowy soft, her pink lipstick silky smooth. He wrapped his arms around her, and time seemed to stand still while he made out with the older woman. "Mmmm," Minerva moaned while Dick's hands found their way to her exquisite derriere. He was in heaven, completely under her sexy spell.

Finally, Minerva pulled back, and looked into Dick's eyes.

"Tomorrow night, dahling?

"Yes, Minerva." Dick said, again in monotone.

"Good." She reached down and grabbed his manhood through his robe, causing Dick to shudder with pleasure. "See you tomorrow, too!" Then, she left the room, blowing Dick a kiss.