Lauren’s blazer falls off

Lauren turned around and grabbed the chalk and began writing on the board, as she did, her blazer fell off her shoulders and onto the ground, but Lauren didn’t even notice as it was quickly whisked it away. “So as you can see we have a triangle here. This is called the hypotenuse. In order to find the length of the hypotenuse, we’ll use what’s called the Python Theorem.”

Lauren sweated nervously as she was pretty sure that was wrong, but she believed she had to act confidentally rather than correct her answer. “Now the formula for this Snake Theory is… x equals opposite b plus or minus, the square root of 4ac all over 2a.”

Lauren gulped as she wrote the formula and squinted. That didn’t sound right… Lauren began to sweat profusely as she looked nervously at the classroom full of people, but no one said anything so Lauren continued.