It has been a weird day, sorry.

She decided to put you down "oh sorry... I just wanted to repeat the first time we took each other virginities so much. Maybe it was selfish for me to assume that you didn't like me anymore."

Wait, is he... I meant she real? She just told you that you were no longer virgin, somehow. You couldn't grasp how could you perform the physical act of love with someone who is way bigger, way stronger and way smellier than you are but you Indeed wanted to. Her effluvia was hypnotic, disgusting and all natural but had kept you hard all this time.

"Sorry for ruining our anniversary..." You trembly said "how can I make it up for you?"

"Well, either lick me clean or let's do some anal. My ass loves you when you cum inside. I am happy you used the wrong hole during our first time"