It's a school day.

David's alarm rings. Nothing needs to be explained & within an instant David knows precisely where and when he is. Based on the state of the walls this would have to end of senior year. A well-intentioned calendar marked a series of key examinations. He'd been the last of his senior cohort to turn 18, and that must have been just a few weeks ago.

"Fuck me, I spent way too much time studying"

The time on the digital clock reads; 7:45am.

So then, here we go again...

Instinctively, David's hand reaches over to the snooze button and the noise stops.

High school. Some great memories. Plenty of missed opportunities...

"Do I really have to waste my time in Blowjob Universe getting dressed & travelling to school?"

Barely a second passes and the thought of arriving on campus enters David's mind. He closes his eyes and with a *click*, the blackness of his eyelids shifts into a low glare. As David opens his eyes again he is greeted with a familiar site. A small black gate stands open before him and David finds his legs in movement as he centres himself within this new position within time & space.

"I wonder what day it is" David thinks to himself. Immediately the answer comes from within, Wednesday.

"Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday...didn't the senior debating team meet on Wednesday mornings?"

Holy shit. David realises that this universe must know him better than he knows himself, and he resigns himself to the deeds he knows he must fulfil...