Breaking News.

As the two naked 'wives' stood there trying to hide themselves the didn’t see Liara hit the news feed.

"Hello everyone on the Extranet I'm Khalisah al-Jilani here at the nuptials of two of Commander Shepards crewmembers and friends."

Miranda and Jack both shot around, ignoring the fact that now their bare asses were exposed, and saw the wedding being shown.

"It was certainly a surprise." Shepard said on camera. "But it was clearly sexual tension between the two."

"Mrs. Lawson." Khalisah had the camera aimed at the two as they continued to makeout. "A quick question."

"Bitch I'm trying to get her to the honeymoon suite and out of these fucking clothes." Jack growled.

"Just one quick one. Is it true you both also signed an agreement in you wedding vowels to both be completely naked during your marriage?"

"Fuck yeah!" Jack slurred. "I'm going to show off this fine ass all over."

"We did." Miranda answered. "She tried to get just me but I made it clear if I had to be naked. So did she!"

"Worth it!" Jack then picked her up and carried her to the apartment.

A few minutes later a naked Jack reappeared and tossed out both their clothes.

"Burn those! I got a wife to fuck!"

"Heres to the happy nudist brides!" One of the spectators declared.

"Well this will certainly be an interesting marriage to be sure." Khalisah signed off.

Jack and Miranda both were very pale now.

"As you can see. As long as you two are married. You can't wear clothes." Liara held up the contract.

Miranda snatched it out of her hand and was horrified at the contents. There was no wiggle room. Both her and Jack were trapped in a naked marriage!!