Party.

"Well this is interesting." Shepard said. "I imagine it is a shock for you two but theres nothing that can be done. Even as a Spectre I can't break the marriage for you."

"Unfortunately that is true." Liara said. "The contract between you is ironclad as well." Liara looked over it. "As long as you are married you are forbidden to wear clothes."

Miranda felt sick. This was by far the worst day of her life. She was humiliated, naked, married (to Jack!), had an embarrassing tattoo she couldn't hide, and everyone in the galaxy knew it.

Jack was in the same place. How was she supposed to be a teacher if she was fucking naked everywhere?! What kind of respect could she expect?!

"I know what you two need." Shepard said. "Let's have a celebration party. Liara can you call for a proper venue? Lets give these newlyweds a proper time."

"Fuck you Shepard!"

"Jack theres nothing to be done. You two might as well accept the fact this is your lifes now. You can either sulk or embrace it."

"I'll settle for the sulk." Miranda spoke.

"Come on." Shepard grabbed both the girls by the arms. "Let celebrate."

"Let the fuck go!!"

"Shepard!"

"I have a place set up. They should be ready by the time we arrive." Liara spoke over them.

"I love the way you work." Shepard winked at her bondmate.

The two nude wives found themselves dragged out of the apartment to the 'celebration party'. Fully against their will.