Until Sasuke, of course

"Uzumaki Naruto X Uchiha Sasuke!" Cried Ino, who had no desire to dirty herself and, thus, was acting as a referee.

Naruto took the lead, as he often did in close quarter combat. Teme may have the sharingan, but, at the end of the day, he just couldn't match jinchuuriki regeneration and Uzumaki stamina.

And thus, the blond was about to deal a decisive knock-out blow to his handsome face when, suddenly...

'Sasuke always trains so hard...'

The memory assaulted him, freezing his left hook for only a moment. On instinct, he nudged his hip towards a grab that otherwise would have missed it. Those were just tiny details, the 'blink, and you miss' sort of detail, but they were enough.

Not two seconds later, and Naruto was on the ground, watching his friend's gobsmacked faces and the Uchiha's famous smirk.

And the worst part was Naruto couldn't bring himself to regret it.

Sasuke trained the hardest, and Sasuke deserved to be on top.