Plants Suck

Written in Collaboration with NamiChwan57

I arrived at the club not long after asking Lucius to remove the photo of me from the web. He agreed, kind of, it was hard to know if he was serious through the stifled giggling from the old man. Whatever, it was time to party and ignore those three now. The place was busy but I wouldn’t expect anything else. No one wants to go to an empty night club. I manoeuvred through the crowd quickly and stepped inside. Under my breath I couldn’t help but murmur “And now Ivy shows up.” Before chuckling slightly.

I looked around the place as I got into the club proper, groups of guys and groups of girls milled about the place doing the usual stuff. I smirked when my eyes fell upon a blonde in a short dress at the bar.

I strode over and leaned against the bar, smiling at the busty blonde. She smiled back and ran a lock of her hair through her fingers.

“I’m Jason.” I introduced, running a hand through my hair.

“Mindy” She responded leaning closer to me and smiling flirtily.

I slammed the blonde against the wall of the bathroom stall. And pressed my lips against hers while she ran her fingers through my hair. We broke and I buried my face into her neck while one of her hands left my hair and moved to the back of her dress where she began to struggle with the zip.

I pulled back and began to undo my pants while Mindy managed to rid herself of her dress. Heels and no underwear, nice. I dropped my pants and immediately she was on her knees in front of me and shit she knew what she was doing.

She kissed at the tip of my cock before taking the head into her mouth, making sure to drag her lips along it as she did. She firmly sucked before pulling back with an audible pop and licking my dick from the base to the tip. She took a grip of my shaft and began to gently pump before laying a gentle lick on the top, letting her spit lubricate her work.

“I never usually do this.” Mindy giggled from below me. “Blowing guys in bathrooms is so~ much more impulsive than my usual nature.”

“M-maybe you should follow that impulse more often.”

My head dropped back as I groaned at the feeling of her top tier blowjob. I’ve got to admit, I’m kinda glad that Donna couldn’t see me tonight.

Mindy took back onto my dick, really going for it now. Classic style, hands on my thighs and head bobbing up and down like there was no tomorrow. I could feel the cum churning in my balls and planted an arm against the wall of the stall. I quickly tapped Mindy on the side of the head to give her warning. The blonde pulled back and winked at me. “Less mess if you do it in my mouth.” She giggled.

Shit, I think I’m in love.

I let out a not so attractive moan before letting my load blow into the blonde’s mouth. I let my back rest against the wall. “Let’s see Ivy top that.” I mumbled.

After sexily swallowing my load Mindy looked up at me confused. “Ivy? Who’s that? It isn’t your girlfriend is it?” She gave me a deadpanned stare.

“Nah, just an annoying girl from my work sorry. Hey, want to kick this up a notch?”

She looked down at my deflated penis, seriously considering it and her options. “Um, honestly? I think I’ll pass. A quick blowjob is one thing but I’m not the kind of girl who fucks in toilets.”

I chewed the inside of my cheek for a second, seriously considering what I was about to say. “Want to head back to my place then?”

The blonde stepped back into her dress and pulled it up. She opened her mouth to speak but before she could answer the sound of a slamming door resounded throughout the bathroom.

“The hell-” I started before being interrupted by the stall door being practically torn off of its hinges. “Ivy!” I yelled at the sight of the scantily clad green woman.

Mindy began to freak. “W-w-what!?” She screamed. “Oh my god! Ohmygod!”

The blonde moved to run past Ivy but the unnaturally strong redhead caught her. Before pulling her into a deep kiss. I watched in awe for a moment before snapping back to action. I moved at Ivy but quickly found myself gripped by vines and pulled against the wall.

The kiss broke and Ivy whispered to Mindy. “Calm down.” The blonde immediately stopped panicking and stood by Ivy’s side.

“What the hell do you want?!” I yelled as Ivy traipsed over to me. She unfurled her hand and acted as though she was blowing a kiss. Familiar pink spores surrounded me as I swore under my breath and my cock sprung to life.

Ivy stared fiercely into my eyes and I prepared myself for whatever humiliation she had planned for me. You can only imagine my shock when the vines gripping me moved me higher up, bringing my dick level with Ivy’s face.

Her eyes didn’t leave mine. Fuck, was she about to cut my dick off?! Oh god, did she find out about me jizzing on that tree?! With her supple lips she began, “I need… to top her.”

I gave her a confused look after she motioned to Mindy. “Top her? What do y-WWOOOAHHH!!!!”

Oh look, a dream I’ve had ever since my days fighting crime with Batman: Poison Ivy sucking my dick. POISON IVY IS SUCKING MY DICK!

“Hoo~ooolllly shiiitttt…” I groaned. Warm mouth wrapping around my hard and ready cock. Pheromone laced erections were normally so tough to get rid of, but seems Ivy had the perfect antidote. Her motions were goddamn spectacular, swirling her tongue around my tip as if she was digging for gold. Massaging her soft green hand on the base of my dick she hadn’t deeply gotten to yet. Sucking so hard she was caving her own cheeks in, looking like a **** whore you see out of those damn hentais! And this was a criminal who had often gone on about her loathing of men. Now she was sucking my dick. Poison Ivy.

Part of me tried to look if Mindy was alright. The poor blonde was just stood there, not even looking at the erotic scene in front of her, like a statue. I have no clue what Ivy’s beef is with her, why she had to top her blowjob like this, but fuck it if I care!

The only sounds were of slurping and groaning for several minutes. This was my third load of the night so I was taking it a little longer this time, not that Ivy wasn’t making it difficult. Her technique kept changing to something even hotter. Slapping her tongue with my dick, smearing her green lipstick until my dick looked like it belonged to the Martian Manhunter, sucking my nuts until they were filled with the cum she was apparently **** for. It was a hell of a blowjob.

“FF-Fuck Ivy!” I eventually groaned out, “Here’s your ffffucking c-cccum you wwHORE!” I roared as another jet stream of semen barreled out my cockhead and into the welcoming mouth of this sexy villainess. She made no attempt to hide how much she was gulping it down, licking around my dick and squeezing my balls in her hand as if to get as much of my drainage as possible.

After a significant post nut suckage, Ivy finally disconnected from me and glared once more. “Well?”

I panted in the arms of her vines. “...uh, very well thanks.”

She clicked her tongue at me. “Idiot. Was that better than hers?!”

I looked between her and Mindy. Part of me wanted to deny her, but I didn’t have the energy. If this is all she wanted then… “Yeah, you beat her. Well done.”

“Good. I’m leaving.”

As quickly as she arrived, Poison Ivy made her move to go.

“Wait!” I snapped, stopping her in her tracks before she left the bathroom proper. “What the fuck was that?!”

“...shut up. Whoever you are, if you ever tell anyone what just happened I’ll kill you.”

“Wha-?!” Wait, she didn’t know who I am? So that was just… a fucking coincidence?! “You just gave a stranger a blowjob?! You?! Poison Ivy?!”

She still hadn’t turned around to look at me, but I could feel irritation from just her back. “I said shut up.”

“I’d say it’s a valid question.” Came a sudden new voice. The two of us shot our eyes up to the ceiling, but it was too dark to see anyone there. Luckily, we both recognised the voice and out of the shadows sauntered Selina Kyle. “I trailed you here to see if you were okay Ives, but then I find out you beelined for some young buck in the bathroom just to take a load from him! I’d say an explanation is in order.”

“Yeah! What sh-OW!”

Catwoman retreated her whip after giving my hand a serious reddening. “Quiet you. Superheroes are talking.”

Wow. Rude and a fucking liar. “...kiss my ass Selina.”

She turned wide eyed to look at me, maybe even finally looking me in the face long enough to recognise me. “What did you s-MMPH!”

Okay, that I wasn’t expecting.

Poison Ivy just made out with Catwoman, hard. The green skinned hottie kissing the leather clad woman deeply and without constraint. God, there was still some cum on Ivy’s lips wasn’t there? Fucking hell that’s kinda hot. As Selina’s eyes went a similar dull as Mindy’s (Right, should have remembered she was there) Ivy then disconnected from her and said simply: “Kiss his ass Selina.”

Catwoman strutted over to me. Like a model walking down a, well, catwalk. My eyes were glued to the hypnotic sway of her hips and the jiggle of her breasts caused by her heels which clicked as she walked towards me.

My whole body was lifted up and around by the vines that trapped me, even going so far as to rip my underwear off in one violent motion. The leather clad woman stopped when she reached my side and, rather embarrassingly, planted a kiss on my buttcheek. THE Catwoman was kissing my rear right now. I could feel her lips and just a smidgen of tongue on my actual ass.

The second her deep kiss was complete, and I’m pretty sure had left a lipstick mark on my butt, Catwoman seemed to snap out of her trance and suddenly both she and I yelled in unison.

“What the hell!?”