When you're Horny, Fuck [pt. II: Your Inflated Ego] (D)

*Written in Collaboration with NamiChwan

As Nakaba stepped back, Luffy stepped forward into the watery space between Robin’s widely spread legs.

Luffy grinned and happily declared, "My turn again! I like that hole and I want to try it with sauce this time!"

Nakaba was sleepy with his post-orgasm, so his mind was sluggish but his brain was jolted awake as he laid eyes upon the hat-wearing Luffy taking his place between Robin’s thighs, brandishing a massive member that actually dwarfed Nakaba’s. It was absolutely absurd in size, casting a lengthy, wide shadow across Robin’s supine water-logged form.

“Woah. Woah. Woah! What the FUCK, Luffy?!” Goggled Nakaba as he laid a hand on the boy’s shoulder, “Where did THAT come from?”

Luffy grinned and grabbed his shaft and squeezed, the cockflesh disturbingly compacting down to a width within his fist that was painful to witness, “I’m a rubber man, Nakaba! I stretch!” He wrenched his closed hand down his pole and Nakaba’s eyebrows somehow managed to shoot even higher as the boy’s penis extended out even further in a decidedly unnatural manner. While Nakaba was impressed and more than a little bit in awe of the incredible monstrous genital before him, the shoe was very much on the other foot for once. At the same time, he was more than a bit dismayed by the act. Having THE big dick was Nakaba’s claim to fame, the source of his confidence, the true measure that placed him above other men.

The idea that this complete novice, this barely not a virgin could just use his strange freaky devil fruit to just up and level up his dick past his, that manly factor pre-ordained at birth… why that just made a mockery of everything Nakaba stood for!

While Nakaba had his mental crisis, Luffy’s brain had only one thing in mind and he hoisted and maneuvered his lengthy log of a cock as he clambered around Robin’s legs in the water. But even as his giant cockhead approached her sex, a forest of hands erupted from her skin forming a layered armor of splayed fingers and knuckles across her loins. Raising one true hand, she wagged a finger with a gentle smile, “Ah Ah Ah. The muffin shop is closed for you, Luffy. You heard your babe spotter.”

“Muffins?” The captain’s attention was easily caught and redirected by those who truly knew him, “There was a muffin shop? Where? And no one got me any? Why?”

“Well, of course he can stretch his dick out.” Nakaba muttered to himself, “That’s just obvious. The first thing any self respecting pervert would wonder about. What’s wrong with me? And anyway…” He rubbed his chin, stroking the non-existent villain’s goatee that by all rights he needed to get started on growing right away. “...Yes… yes, he can change the size of his dick at will….heheh hehe”

A manic look appeared in Nakaba’s eyes, “Yes, yes, just think of the possibilities…”

Robin watched her spotter with a fond gaze even as she distracted Luffy by letting him explore the slopes of her mammaries with the end of his very large dick. The fact that he could do so while standing between her legs, underlined his rubber penis’ extreme new growth.

“Okay!” Nakaba had his mojo back and a new perverted plan, “Luffy, you’re going to have to leave me in charge of your dick’s size, only use your powers to stretch out your dong when I tell you to. Got it?”

“Huh, why is that?”

Robin spoke up before Nakaba could fully marshal his bullshit reason, "Because truly large penises are incredibly rare, Luffy. Those men that possess them are always Babe Spotters of grand sexual skill and surpassing fecundity. You are not a Babe Spotter and yet your stretched out phallus would advertise otherwise. Many a woman would spread her thighs for you in the hopes of great pleasure or healthy offspring and be disappointed. For just as there are pirates and rulers and craftsmen, there are also those of us who titillate, give pleasure, and propagate the species through our actions."

As Luffy’s face pinched off in a look of concentration at her words, Nakaba gazed at her with open admiration before delivering to her a dramatic ‘chef’s kiss’ with his fingers and lips.

This woman… she just took Nakaba’s base notions and spun them into gold! He truly did not deserve her. He really didn’t. Not that he was going to give her back!

“My babe’s exactly right. That thing’s a straight up weapon of mass pussy destruction!” He smacked his own dangling prick, “You think I was born just knowing how to use this tool? To wield that bad boy you need to have some proper Babe Spotter experience. I was raised on Blowjob Boulevard, got a degree in Pussy University, and interned in Asshole Incorporated! All you’ve done is splash in the kiddie pool for a few minutes to get your rocks off in a girl I provided for you, then inflated your meat weapon like it’s a baby's balloon."

“For two, we've talked about how a man has two heads, haven’t we? The big one on top of your neck and the little one between your legs. It’s a constant battle between them. Your head-head cares about all sorts of boring stuff and all your dick-head wants is to fuck,fuck, fuck!”

“Though with Luffy, I do believe he perhaps has a third within his stomach…” added Robin.

Nakaba gestured at her with a nod, acknowledging the point before plowing on, “What I’m trying to say is, son, that you’re playing with fire. It’s why you’re so lucky you’ve got a good big bro like me to lead the way. See cause it’s normal for your intelligence to decrease the further your dick gets past its usual size even as your completely randy bonerific horniness increases to the point that if your dickhead ever reaches the size of your own head, you’d basically be temporarily catatonic, essentially thinking of yourself as nothing but a giant cock with only one thing on your mind, splurting out a huge load!”

As soon as Nakaba finished speaking, the effect upon Luffy was instantly obvious as his giant snapped from mostly hard to diamond in the space of one second, sending it jerking upwards to bounce up and down riotously even as it spat a thick stream of precum out across Robin's belly and breasts. He'd been compared to a monkey earlier but now he truly was reduced to a rutting beast, his arms stretched and hands grasped and pulled at her big tits even as he happily slapped his enormous cock down between them and began to fitfully thrust.

"YesyesYes! So goo-ood! Cum. Cum. Cum! Yes!" Luffy chanted with a blank lust in his eyes, his tongue half hanging out of his mouth with drool.

Nakaba took a step back in the water, "Okay. Maybe should have thought that one through." It occurred to him that maybe causing a freakishly powerful devil fruit user to lose control of himself wasn't a good idea.

Robin was gamely allowing her captain's vigorous use of her breasts, only internally wincing at the rough treatment. But seeing her Spotter's concern and hearing his words, she commanded a flurry of newborn limbs and Luffy was sent stumbling back in the water. Arms slipped out from his sides and his own hands were drawn to his oversized penis and made to stroke. That was enough and her magical limbs retreated as Luffy stood there, satisfied with double-fisted masturbation for the moment.

Nakaba watched with cocked head and quirked eyebrows for a long moment as the Straw Hat Captain just stood there wanking his giant dick with a marginally dumber look on his face than usual.

“Huh. I’m surprised that worked.” He looked down at Robin, taking a moment to appreciate the view of her big breasts bobbing in the water before giving her a nod.

She returned it with a little smile, almost like a duchess accepting her just due before her gaze turned to Luffy and her eyes widened and she giggled behind a hand.

Nakaba grinned, hands on hip and appreciated his handiwork as well, “I know, right?”

“Oh I’m sorry, I was struck by the sight of Luffy’s formerly quite respectably sized testes, suddenly looking so petite and cutesy underneath that vast unending member.”

He snorted, “You're not wrong there. Heh. Let’s fix that, shall we? And it’s not that vast. Heh. Just wait…”

Nakaba stepped up to the furiously stroking Captain, “Hey Luffy, go ahead and fatten up those nuts to match that cum cannon of yours. Spotter's orders."

Luffy didn't hear him or at least the words never registered past the steady schlick of his rapidly pumping fists as he stared at the ceiling, mouth hanging open. It was getting so hard to think, so hard to focus on anything but the insistent pulsating pole that was jostling from his hips. Not to mention the throbbing need to blast out another big helping of his cock sauce!

Nakaba looked across the bath at Robin as she stood up in the water, crossed her arms under her massive rack and cocked her head. "I'm afraid Luffy's lower head is likely already in charge and while one would think a cock would appreciate a larger set of sperm factories to aid it in its natural purpose, it's unlikely to pay you any attention as it pursues it's ejaculation."

"Hmm...dumb bitches have their place but I have to say, having a Babe smarter than me under my thumb is great. Well, if dick for brains here really only has his brain in his dick then that dick needs to understand two things:” He swung his fist up and swatted up his index finger, “One! I’m in charge, so normally if I give Luffy’s dick an order it fucking follows it. And Two!” His middle finger swung up next, “Even if I ain’t around, cockhead brain would normally understand the importance of keeping ball size proportional to the dick! Shit looks like a fucking tragedy as it is now. What if the kid’s fucking a 10 foot Succubus and I ain’t there to help? You’d never be able to impregnate her with a sack like that.”

Nakaba almost did not believe his eyes as Luffy’s balls seemed to patiently wait until the very moment he stopped speaking as if the earring was holding back the magic until it had ensured he didn’t have another curveball to include, then the hairless sac bulged as the orbs inside swiftly expanded. They filled the space between Luffy’s inner thighs quickly as they dropped down, jostling each other for room. Very quickly they surpassed even Nakaba’s own weighty nuts and he had to shake himself at the wicked delight he felt as Luffy’s very flesh bent to his command. The power of his ‘normalities’ over the minds of those around him had always been apparent but at a slight remove, actually seeing it having an immediate physical effect upon the world, upon the people around him was… something else.

“Alright alright.” commented Nakaba while rubbing his hands together and coming around to Robin’s side to get a better view of the oblivious Captain’s enormous balls swaying as he happily tugged upon his giant wang like his primate namesake, “Now that’s better, isn’t it?”

Robin casually agreed, “Far more aesthetically pleasing to the eye in any event, Nakaba-san.”

Nakaba smirked and gave her a wink while patting her on that full jiggly butt of hers, “Now, let’s see… Luffy’s Cock? Are you listening? It’s time for you to grow. And keep growing until I say stop!”

And damn it, if that already oversized prick didn’t suddenly thicken and lengthen in waves as Luffy’s fisting hands paused their movement and once again gripped it way too tightly about the base. It looked like a balloon being pumped up as it swelled in girth and distance, veins rippling across its surface as the already massive glans grew to truly intimidating immense dimensions even as the boy’s sperm-producing undercarriages kept pace.

Nakaba had seen some absolutely freaky stuff since bagging Robin as his first Babe but this was taking the cake! He’d, of course, heard plenty of stories growing up about the many and varied powers of the Sea Devil a person could gain if they managed to miraculously find and subsequently eat one of the storied fruits. But none of the tall tales he’d heard or made up himself had prepared him for the grotesque showcase of bodily manipulation he’d found with Robin and Luffy!

“-aaaand stop!” He commanded with a smooth wave of his hands like some perverted composer.

"Unnh! Unnh!" grunted the still ravenously horny Luffy as the fleshy monster between his legs abruptly stopped growing longer and swelling even more thickly around. Then he abruptly lost his balance and stumbled back, water sloshing around his legs as his absolutely gargantuan schlong fell downward to impact with the surface of the bath like a falling log. Luffy’s arms wildly pin-wheeled through the air as he floundered backwards before finally falling to his posterior on the other side of the bath, his shoulders and head lolling against the ledge.

While the infamous pirate hero lay sprawling back in the water, his monstrous penile appendage continued to stand tall, erupting from the bath like a pillar of god, throbbing and pulsing with a life of its own as it extended out of the water.

Nakaba approached gingerly, "Now don't you cum early now, boy." He chuckled as he spoke to the colossal cock like it was a dog. "In fact, don't blow your load until I say so, Fido."

'Fido' reached Nakaba's chest in height and its incredible width had more in common with the trunk of an actual mature tree than a penis. Luffy's balls were like a pair of massive boulders, their gently rounded tops just breaching the surface of the water. Luffy's bent legs were pushed out to the sides to contain their mass as he sat in the tub back against the ledge.

At this point there was more mass in Luffy's cock and balls than the rest of his body. Nakaba snorted with amusement that Luffy looked like his own penis' extra appendage than the other way around.

"Damn, you two are just the perfect set of freaky sex-toys disguised as real people, aren't you?”

Luffy didn’t respond. The white in his eyes seemed to take over, now looking like a big throbbing golem waving in place. Eventually his increasingly debilitated dick-brain managed to get enough of an idea on how his own hands worked once more to begin again aggressively choking his own chicken. Well, as well as he could with a pole so huge they could use it as a replacement mast.

Robin slipped a hand down to cup Nakaba’s butt-cheek, squeezing it and sending him dancing slightly, “Well, while I am certainly your unconventional product of personal pleasure and I do intend to be the star of your perverted memoirs, too. I’d say that our Straw Hat Captain is his own person and only his naturally obedient and size-variable penis could be considered your penile plaything.”

Stretching himself out to calm down, Nakaba could only giggle under his breath. “The fact you say that with such sincerity is so stupid yet so stupid hot.” He then bashed a fist into the erect rubber monster, watching it smack the mighty meat against the captain’s uncaring face before waving back to its original station. “Got fucking sandbag dick for brains and the unlimited harem slut just to play around with, but I like it when my toys play nice together. Why don’t you come up with something funny to do with this ridiculous tower for me. Babe Spotter order.”

Robin pondered the instruction for a moment, then raised her arms in the iconic way her devil fruit thrived in. A trail of arms quickly sprouted and led out the bathroom, down the hatch the three had arrived through to parts unknown. Nakaba wasn’t waiting long though as quickly a pen made its way through the trail to be scooped up by the real Robin.

After another moment of consideration the stoic pirate set to work using the pen on the rubber trunk. Not a care in the world that she was vandalizing her Captain’s privates, a babe spotter order was absolute, obviously.

“There we go, perhaps my Luffy’s smile will brighten your day.” She declared as she peeled away from the penis. There, just below the large mushroom head, was a cartoonish drawing of Luffy, stretched out from the odd surface and acting as though the cap was his hair.

Nakaba laughed, “That’s fucking great! But it’s missing one detail, innit?”

He bent around the elephantine bell-shaped glans, wrinkling his nose at the strong stench as thick frothy pre bubbled forth from the large hole at its apex, and snatched the renowned straw hat off of Luffy’s lolling head. He perched it jauntily upon the top of the dickhead and stepped back to admire his handiwork.

Robin's wonderfully lush and wet naked body joined him, “My my. To think Luffy’s trust in you is already so deep that he lets you handle the hat. You must be honored.”

“Of the erect wonder letting me touch his penis hat? Yeah, sure, honored, whatever.”

They were silent for a moment with Luffy's stretched arms happily rubbing all over his great lighthouse of a cock. Then Nakaba chuckled and shook his head at the absolute absurdity of it all. He glanced at the white towels hanging from dowels on the opposite wall, "Yea, okay. I'm getting chilled standing here. Let's bring this little training sesh to a proper climax, shall we?"

"We shall, Nakaba-san."

Smacking her tit, he snatched up her hand and drew her past Luffy and out of the bath. The captain still yanking and pulling upon his enormous length, lips pulled back in a freakish grin, his teeth clenched. His face twisted in a mask of disgusting pleasure as his hands wrung clear globs of pre-cum from his tip. His eyes were open but they were glazed over with lust.

Grabbing a towel and passing one to Robin, Nakaba continued through the doorway to the other part of the bathroom, drying himself off as he went. He turned back to peer at Luffy still fapping away.

"Alright, Robin! Do your best to bring our lusty lad to a messy completion now that we're out of the splash zone."

Finishing wrapping the large bath towel about her body, somehow making her curves all the more alluring as she did so especially the canyonous cleavage as her jugs compressed, she gave him a saucy salute, "Aye aye, captain!"

Then she was closing her eyes and crossing her arms, “Dos Fleur Tekoki Dekai!”

Two arms sprouted out the sides of the monumental hat wearing penis and waved around. Nakaba cracked up, appreciating Robin’s humor as Luffy’s member briefly looked like a freaky penis person before a host of more limbs erupted outward from it and proceeded to bend back and stroke it with far greater skill than Luffy’s own fledgling attempts at self-pleasure. If the captain was aware of the extra help he gave no indication, his own fists kept on pumping through the forest of hands.

Long minutes passed as Nakaba stood there in his towel, increasingly dry as the novelty wore off and he started to get a little bored. He increasingly shot looks Robin’s way, growing impatient. His babe was not ignorant of her spotter’s dismay and she quirked up her lips and commented, “Have you forgotten your command to Luffy's member? It's doing a marvelous job at obeying despite how badly it desires to, how did you put it? Ah… to splurt out its tremendous burden."

Oh he had forgotten. He smirked and shook his pointed finger at her, "Churlish little slut, I knew that." Leaning forward he cupped a hand to his mouth and called out, "Oi Fido, you can cum now!"

Nakaba watched as the feared but now pea brained pirate shook in pleasure as his titanic balls roiled violently from his impending release. Then Luffy let out an animal shriek as a tsunami of thick white seed blasted out of his giant cock, his hat shooting up to impact with the ceiling on a rope of cum before flipping back down to float on the surface of the bath. Spurt after spurt issued forth. Jets so hard and strong, they continued to hit the ceiling for an honestly surprising length of time.

Nakaba stared in awe as the moaning, groaning captain transitioned into becoming his own fountain. Thick sperm was shooting all over the room as Luffy’s body writhed in the bath, causing his cock to sway and jerk wildly as it pulsed, splattering streaks of cock-juice across every surface in the space.

Finally Luffy’s hilarious noises died down and as both he and his prodigious tool sagged down into the water, some of his white fluid even managing to reach the doorway a mere step away from Nakaba and Robin. Nakaba snickered as he surveyed the bathroom and its brand new ice cream paintjob. He pitied whichever sad sack wanted to be clean and would now be forced to mop up gallons of baby juice first, and that was too funny a concept.

“Seems your insistence on testicular expansion has caused a rather large mess.” remarked Robin, a smile in her voice as she gently nudged Nakaba’s side with her elbow, “But I can hardly fault you for your methods, you are the babe spotter here after all. If anything, I was going to thank you.”

“Wait what? For what?”

“You let me take my captain’s virginity, an action I was very unlikely to do unprompted. The idea of Zoro needing to find him some street walker to breach adulthood never sat right with me. So again, thanks are in order.” Her finger pulled delicately at the towel around her waist, and with a more sensual tone she added, “Perhaps I could even gift you a further reward for your actions today?”

’Fucking hell.’ Nakaba thought. ’I force her to fuck someone and she wants to REWARD me? This crew, I swear to god…’

“You really are one horny woman, aren’t you?” Nakaba grinned and pulled her body close to his own. She giggled a little at the action, staring into his eyes warmly. “Maybe I got some rewards to give of my own. I always love meeting a gal who can take not only my length, but keep up with my stamina as well.”

“A mutual benefits program is in order then.” She smiled. “Shall we adjourn to the bedroom?”

“Fuck yeah we will. I’m gonna adjourn you all night.”

The two hurried off, hands cupping each other happily, leaving a pile of semen and Luffy alone in the bathroom. A 300 Million Belli pirate smeared in his own ball juice, snoring peacefully into his own exhaustion.