Your Mom

As you arrive at your house you all head to the basement to get started. Aside from the clutter your mother has been stockpiling the basement is without a doubt the best room in the house, with its movie theater tv and sound system and a fully stocked bar, what more could any college guy ask for?

"So what's first on the list?" asks Lena.

"I need to tutor him in math" you reply. "It's a wonder he can count at all with all the blows to the head he takes"

"I'll give you a blow to the head" Evan says as he moves at lightning speed and puts you in a headlock.

"You boys aren't rough housing down here are you?"

You look up to see your mother.

"Hot damn" whispers Evan as his grip loosens. "It's always nice to see you Mrs. Rockwell"

"It's always nice to meet my son's friends" She replies. "Would you kids like anything to snack on??

"I know what I'd like to snack on" Evan whispers to you as he elbows you in the ribs.

"No thanks mom we're fine" you say hoping she will leave to stop your dumb friend from drooling all over the place.

"OK, just let me know if you get hungry. If you guys get bored I bought some board games from a flea market, they should be over there in the corner." she hollers as she walks away.

As you open the cover to the Math 101 book you are startled by a sudden booming laugh from Lena.

"What the hell are those?" You ask.

"I think they're game pieces to some weird game" Lena replies.

"This looks a hell of a lot better than studying, what the hell is this game?" Evan remarks.

"It must be one of the games my mom got at that flea market, do you think she knows its this graphic?" You ask.

"Who cares" says Lena already setting up the board.