Paris Academy quest

"I'll take the Paris Academy quest," Frank said. "It pays way more."

"Okay, I should warn you that somebody else is also doing this quest. Guy named Rance," Willis said.

Frank and co headed to the Kingdom of Leazas.

"Let's cut through here," Frank said, running through a path through the forest.

They quickly spotted a naked purple haired elf girl girl covered in grime and blood.

"She looks like she might be in trouble," Frank said, running towards her.

The girl turned round, revealing dead eyes. At this point, it was obvious that the grime the girl was covered in was actually her skin.

She groaned at Frank.

"I'm sorry. I don't understand you," Frank said, missing the obvious sign that the girl was a zombie.

Zombie

Level 5

"Oh, right, it says zombie on the display," Frank said. "God dammit, I'm gonna have to kill like 40 of these to level up."

Kanami jumped into a fighting position and attacked the zombie with her kunai.

The zombie grabbed Kanami. Frank figured that Kanami would be fine and chose to focus on five other zombies.

Rumi and Ghost also killed a few zombies.

"Dammit, she bit me!" Kanami said.

"It'll be fine. If a zombie bite was infectious, they'd be a higher level," Frank said, kicking a zombie in the face.

Zombie Dog

Level 4

There were about 5 of them, with bloodshot eyes. 1 of them had no noise. Don't go there, Marcie. Yeah, I know what you're thinking with your dad jokes. *whack!* Haha, bet you didn't expect to my fist to meet your head while you read through this, did ya?

"Where's Chris Redfield when you need him?" Frank asked. "Wait I should do what he would do. But there's no boulder."

A zombie dog ran to Rumi but Kanami threw a shuriken at a tree, distracting it. While the zombie dog was running to the noise, Kanami threw another shuriken, killing it.

She then got bit by all four of the other zombies dogs.

"Are you fucking kidding?!" Kanami exclaimed.

Ghost bite one of the zombie dogs, forcing it off of Kanami.

"FIRE BOWL JUTSU!!!" Kanami shouted, launching a barrage of fire attacks that killed the remaining zombie dogs, though it also burned off her clothes. Good thing Kanami brought several spares with her.

Frank ran into the naked zombie girl again.

"I thought you killed her, Kanami," he said.

"I stabbed her in the head!" Kanami replied.

Frank grabbed Rumi and threw her into the naked zombie girl's face.

"Stay on her face as long as possible!" Frank shouted, focusing on the other zombies.

Despite being completely naked, Kanami continued fighting zombies with her kunai.

"Ghost! Try to line the zombies up! I'm gonna try something I saw in a cartoon!" Frank said, punching a tree, the closest thing to a boulder he could find.

Once everyone but the naked zombie girl were lined up, Frank threw one final punch at the tree, causing it to fall on top of all the zombies.

"So what about the zombie I'm on?" Rumi asked.

The naked zombie girl pulled Rumi off her face.

"Alright, I give in," she said.

"You can talk?!" Rumi asked.

"I just hung with the zombies because society rejected me."

"What's your name?" Frank asked.

"I don't have one. I have no memory of my human life."

"Zombies are corpses that come to life after the soul itself has passed on, so by definition a zombie should be considered a separate person to their former life. That's why she has no human memory," Ghost said.

"Why are you naked?" Kanami asked.

"Well, I've been a zombie for a really long time, so my clothes apart fell apart. And I haven't managed to get any replacements. And I've lived apart from human society, so why bother. I've been naked for a century now."

"Well, how about I call you Touka?" Frank asked. "Will you join my party." Frank didn't see the point of making up a heroic ancestor for the zombie girl since her zombie was truly a different person to whoever she was as a human.

"Okay."

--

Earlier inside the Keith Guild headquarters in a backwater town called Ice.

"...So. Look at this, Rance," a bald man with a beard wearing luscious clothing said.

"Oh? Pretty cute. Gets points for looking like a defined lady, too."

"Hmph, well, if nothing else, you'd got a good eye for women. Her name's Hikari mi Blanc. She's the heir to a family of Leazas nobles called the Blancs. Seems she went missing all of a sudden from her school three weeks ago. The job's finding her."

"Just find her and bring her back home? Sounds way too easy for a genius swordsman like me."

"You think it'll be easy? Well, get going and do it, then."

"You sure you don't have any bigger jobs? Like, 'only you can save this village of nudist girls from monsters!' or something?"

"What...? Do you seriously think someone as green as you gets to pick what to work on? Sheesh, never satisfied, are you? I even gave you one about a girl this time, too," Keith lit a cigar and blew out a smokey sigh. "I don't have any other work for you. 'Less you wanna do some bee extermination or clean somebody's range hood."

"Man, what kinda guild is this?"

"An adaptable one. We do anything and everything. Don't like that, then leave. You're broke, right?"

"...Fine. I'll deign to accept this one time, since Hikari's such a cutie. After all, part of my grand mission is to educate ignorant young ladies like her on the subject of mind-blowing pleasure."

"...You're supposed to rescue this girl, not screw her. Which reminds me, did you put your hands on that bride when I had you do that wedding job?!"

"Hmm... Sounds kinda familiar."

"I had to pay damages, so I didn't make any profit off that job! Actually, I'm pretty sure I paid more than the reward! If you do that again..."

"Yeah, yeah, I get it already. Won't happen again."

"I'm sure it won't..."