Paris Academy

Frank and co reached the town gates.

"We made it," Frank said. "So this is Leazas."

"So what now?" Kanami asked.

"Well, I figured we'd enrol at Paris Academy and gather information from inside. It's an undercover operation," Frank said.

"Frank, Paris Academy is a girls school. And they don't let non-humanoids enrol in there either," Rumi said.

"So it's all up to me," Kanami said. "Oh, and the zombie."

"Actually, Frank can easily pass as a girl. He wouldn't even need to crossdress or anything. And me and Rumi can register as pets," Ghost said.

"So I get to do normal girl stuff?" Kanami asked.

"Kanami, you're a fucking ninja. You will never be normal," Frank said.

"There will be an entrance exam," Rumi said.

"OH FUCK!!!" They all said in unison.

"Are you sure, Frank and Kanami are gonna pass this exam?" Rumi asked.

Frank and Kanami ninjaed their way over to Paris Academy. Then they had to wait for Touka to catch up. When they reached the academy, they were surprised to see armed guards.

"OMG, UNDEAD!!!" one of them shouts, drawing his sword.

"Oh yeah, I forgot that most zombies are mostly hostile and savage," Frank said. "Don't worry, she's cool!"

"Are you a faking retard?" the guard asked.

Just then a catboy jumped down in front of the guard. He had light golden hair with dark stripes.

"RACISM'S BAD!!!" he said.

"Are undead even a race?" Rumi asked.

"You gonna go better, Mr. Guard. You gotta step up," the catboy said.

"OMG, you're right," the guard said, putting his sword away.

The catboy turned round to face Frank and co.

"I'm Tom," he said.

"As in, Tom Cat?" Frank asked.

"Yeah, I'm an ocelot, not a cat," Tom said.

"Isn't an ocelot a type of cat?" Rumi asked.

"No, that's racist. That's like calling all asians Nipponese. You gotta do better. You gotta step up," Tom said.

Just then a loud scream was heard. "Help me, I'm drowning."

Frank and co, and Tom ran over to the noise. It was an ocelot girl laid on her back in inch deep water. Her hair was golden with black stripes like Tom.

"I'M GONNA DROWN!!!" she cried.

"Dude, the water is an inch deep!" Rumi said.

"I'll save you!" Tom said, pulling the ocelot girl to safety.

The ocelot girl hugged Tom. "Thank you, my big strong hero."

"You're safe now, Gina," Tom said.

Whoa, cool it, Marcie and Gina, I swear the names are totally a coincidence.

The two then proceed to make out.

"Does mean I can't add Gina to my harem?" Frank asked.

"My heart belongs to Tom. He has a bigger dick than both of us combined," Gina said.

"What do you mean by BOTH of us?" Frank asked, confused by Gina's implication. "My dick is 7 inches."

"Tom's dick is 7 inches and a half," Gina said.

"Wait, if my dick is 7 inches and Tom's dick is 7 inches and a half and bigger than both of us combined, then that means your dick can't be any more than..." Frank said before Tom whacked him on the head.

"MY SISTER'S DICK IS CUTE!!!" Tom shouted.

"SHE'S YOUR SISTER?!!! WHY WERE YOU MAKING OUT?!!!" Rumi shouted.

Just then a volleyball hit Tom and Gina on the dead, before landing on the ground.

"You are brother and sister! **** is wrong!" The volleyball said.

"A talking volleyball?!!!" Kanami exclaimed.

"Wait a minute, isn't this a girl's school? What is an ocelot boy doing here?" Touka asked.

"I peed all over the entire school, so I'm technically the owner," Tom said.

"WHAT KINDA LOGIC IS THAT?!!!" Rumi asked.

"We simply can't get rid of him," the guard said.

Just then a teacher stepped out.

"It's time to begin the exam."