Paige, An Influencer from the USA

No matter how many times you scroll through all of the options currently available to you, there is one girl whose photo keeps jumping out at you ahead of the others, even with how beautiful each and every one of them is.

Her name is Paige, and she is certainly not the most convenient girl on offer. She lives thousands of miles away in Florida for a start. She is also a popular influencer, with upwards of a quarter of a million followers, and seemingly a party girl. Your compatibility with her is practically zero. Of course, the curse can get around all of that. But do you really want to blow your one shot at this on someone on the basis of her looks alone? To pick what seems like your ultimate fantasy girl brought to life, rather than someone who is only slightly less hot and who you may have far more naturally in common with? And who actually lives on the same continent as you?

Fuck it. What was the point of all the painstaking research you put into this curse if you don't let yourself go a little wild with it. And you can already imagine just how much better your life will be made instantly with a girl like that on your arm. Florida though? As much as you would love a holiday, you really don't have the time or money right now. But wait, why do you need to go to her? There are enough recent videos on her Insta for you to feel pretty safe in the knowledge that picture of her is very accurate. So, you decide to slide into her DMs quite casually.

Hey Paige! I know all about your curse and, once you read this message, I will have complete control of you.

Within a few minutes, your message has been seen. But there is no response. That's okay, the curse should have activated anyway.

Paige, your hair will now turn platinum blonde

This time there is a response, and it is quick.

WTF?!!!! How did you do that?

Your heart leaps in your chest. It worked. That insanely hot girl whose photo you couldn't stop looking at and daydreaming about is now yours. You just need to bring her to you.

It's better I explain to you in person. Get on the next plane you can to Manchester, England. Check your messages when you land, and I will tell you where to go from there. Message me back to confirm you have received this and are on your way.

Again, the response doesn't take long to arrive.

OK, confirmed

Wow. This is actually happening. With a good headwind, Paige could potentially be in Lincoln by this evening. And you can spend all the time between now and then fantasising about what the two of you are going to do together once she arrives.