Our Conversation Part Two

My inner voice started saying, That’s how most horror movies go so don’t sit down just run! But like a fool I went over and sat down, waving my right hand through the light of Walter’s chest. I pulled back my hand and there on my fingers were traces of black on them.

“Sorry about that, I should have warned you that even after you die your lungs retain traces of cigarette tar in them!”

“I don’t remember you smoking Wa... “ Then I say his full first name “Walter!”

“That’s because I quit a week after moving in beside you and your parents!” Then he looked at me, “But that isn’t why I’m here Harry!”

Suddenly I grabbed over an inch of skin at my waist and pinched it. Praying that that would prove that this was all a dream.

“Harry trust me, you just fucked Melissa and left so you haven’t had a chane to get into bed yet, so all this is really happening!. You’re naked and sitting beside me on your couch about to be told what you need to know about everything I can tell you!”

“So I was present earlier when Melissa offered you some frozen pizza that she forgot to take the plastic film off, So I know that you have gotten experience about me saying she’s vapid, but I never went into her bad choices in her life. It all started when she was fifteen and her father, that worthless bastard of a son of mine, disowned her for not going out with a kid of a gambling buddy!”

“Since then Melissa has drifted from one disaster to another, so i thought that if she saw what a decent guy lived next door to her that Melissa would change before something bad happened to her!”

“I know I should have asked, no make that told you everything about Melissa when I was still among the living, but that piece of shit **** had other ideas about what I was to do, so I never thought about dying before making you fully aware about Melissa.”

"Oh and about her almost hitting you with her pick-up, well I know she told you she wasn’t used to it’s size, which is the truth after all before she got it from the garage the biggest thing she drove was an Austin Mini!”

When I heard that, I just glared at the shimmering image of Walter, not sure what to do about Melissa. I mean when we fucked it was dynamite, the kind of girl any guy would normally die to get between her legs. But could I handle her lack of knowledge about the most basic things, like removing the plastic film from a frozen pizza!

Then I did the most foolish thing I could, I looked at Walter as he was giving me those damn puppy dog eyes. I could feel myself changing my thinking, my cock hardening at the thoughts of getting her back into a bed. I got up and walked over to the small shelf where I kept a battery operated clock and saw that the time was a little after midnight.

“Fuck Walter, Im really going have to think about everything before agreeing to try to bed Melissa again!”

“I understand Harry, but I’m not sure if Melissa will understand that, after all she really hasn’t been turned down by any guy in the last few years who wanted to fuck her!”

“Yeah, well you of all spirits should know that I’m not every guy!”

“And that the biggest plus for me to even suggest you sleep with Melissa and show her how a real gentleman can treat her. I’m really hoping that she’ll learn from you and want more than just sex with you, Although if what I saw earlier was any indication, my granddaughter really like how you fucked her!”

“Yeah can you not tell me things like that Walter, I mean it sounds down right creepy to hear Melissa’s granddad, someone who I felt was like an adoptive father to me after my dad died, tell me what she liked when i did fuck her!”

“What, haven’t you ever wondered what I thought about your mother Harry?”

“No, And I don’t need to hear that Walter!” Then like a grown baby I stuck my fingers into my ears and started saying over and over “La la la”

“Oh get over it your mother was fucking hot and if she had shown any sign of interest I would have fucked her through the fence between our places!”

Great as if I need that image stuck in my head, or even wanted it to morph into an image of Melissa an me fucking through the fence!

Then I removed my fingers and quit singing. Returned my gaze to Walter. "I can promise anything right now, except to really think about everything!"