Not My Favorite Tail to Tell…

A car flying across the road after being tossed by a giant naked mechanical scorpion really should be a more surprising sight than it is but honestly? I think the most surprising part about this is the naked part and not the mechanical scorpion part.

Still, it was an intimidating sight nonetheless. With massive group of people running down the main street while this monstrosity uses cars like bowling balls to try and knock over as many pins as humanly possible, all while laughing her ass off like it was all some fun game. She threw the car and it flew high, about to hit the target.

Just outside of the FEAST building stood a little girl that couldn’t have been older than five. She was standing in the middle of the street crying as the mob of people just ran past her, screaming for her mother. But she stood frozen, unsure of where to run… and the car was flying just her way until:

Thwip-Thwip!

I was able to connect two of my webs to the body of the car, one on the roof and one on the hood, and connect it to the side of one of the buildings on either side of the road to make it stop just before the car hit its mark, landinf softly in the center of the street. I then landed on top of the car and stood up straight, hands on my hips, as I met the monsters gaze not even 100 feet away from me.

“They really need to update insurance claims because, with how many of you guys I’ve seen using cars as ammo, I think you’re putting a lot of people out of money.” I say with a smirk as I give the little girl a thumbs up, giving her a signal to run away before I turn my attention back on the woman.

“Well well well… I was wondering when you were gonna show up, Spider-Skank!” The woman said as she lets out a quick chuckle from under her breath. “The boss paid me some big bucks to bring you in. As well as a couple…” she glances to the tail that was currently inching its way around her and aiming dangerously close to me. “Enhancements to my suit.”

“Enhancements? It looks like you’re missing a little bit of armor… or clothes… or any piece of covering at all for that matter.” I say as I start to walk closer to the woman, trying to talk as much as possible to keep all of her attention on me. “Does your boss in any way work for Brazzers? I’ve been trying to get a deal with them but they won’t answer my calls.” I say, but as soon as I do Scorpion lets out a loud snarl and whips her tail around to hit me, but I quickly reach out and grab it before it smacks me, pushing hard against the strong machine.

“You really do talk way too much.” She says, and before I know it I’m lifted off the ground as she pulls her tail closer to her, and I’m still holding on for dear life. “I know a way I can shut you up. Put that damn mouth of yours to better use.” She says with a playful growl, and I get a quick glimpse as her cock twitches for a second.

“Is that… like, a mechanical condom, or is your dick actually a robot? Ooh! Does it _vibrate?” _I chuckle, but it only seems to piss off the woman more. I then take the opportunity to swing around and put one foot on her chest, which somehow fit between her two massive breasts, and kick her off of her feet and send her flying backwards a bit.

“And you’re strong too…” She says as she stands up straight again, cracking her knuckles a bit with a smirk and a quick growl under her breath. “Rhino said you’d be strong…”

“Rhino?” I ask, and in my confusion I had let my guard down just enough for her tail to whip around and smack me in the face, sending me flying backwards and tumbling down the street as I land directly in front of FEAST’s main doors. “You… you know the Rhino?” I ask as I stand up and brush some of the dust off of my suit.

“You could say we work together.” Scorpion laughs as she tried to whip her tail around again for a second attack, but this time I dodge out of the way with a quick jump to the side, letting the metal slam into the street and leaving a giant hole in the cement. “And our boss ain’t exactly happy to know some spider-bitch is taking stepping in on our terf!” Another whiff of an attack quickly follows that smashes the cement once again, showing the true power of the machine as she is damn near causing earthquakes with every smash.

“Well if you all work together can you relay a message for me?” I ask, jumping high into the air and actually landing on the metal tail as Scorpion tries to hit me again, getting just out of range. “Spider-Woman, please. Not Spider-Slut, not Spider-Harlot, Spider-Woman.” I smirk, before Scorpion whips her tail into the side of the FEAST building, trying to throw me off of her, but I jump out of the way just quick enough and land back on the ground.