Naughty upgrade in action

"Xander." Buffy asked her voice had a slight tremor and she seemed distracted as she stared off into the night sky. She took a deep breath and then straightened up, fixed her posture to ramrod straight, pushed her shoulders back and thrust her chest out at him. "Can you answer a question for me?"

"Yeah Buff?" Xander eyed up her stranged behavior. The snarky sexy kidding around version of Buffy seemed to have disappeared into the night.

"How big are you?" Buffy asked with a sexy purr, she looked at him from under half lidded seductive eyes.

Xander recognized the look and Buffy's sexy voice. He had been exposed to it during the diasterous love spell debacle. His brain almost glitched at the question and the look Buffy was giving him. For some reason, given what they had been talking about for the past ten minutes, he didn't think Buffy was asking how tall he was.

"Why do you need to know?" He managed.

Buffy smiled slow and sexy at him, "Like you said I'm a naughty little minx and us naughty little minxes like to know these things before we make our naughty decisions."

"Uh... right." Xander nodded his head. Clearing his throat he tried to answer as best he could. "Big. By which I mean bigger than most, smaller than some."

Buffy laughed and with a theatrical sigh she cast her gaze down at his crotch. "I already knew that. I remember the swim team speedo. I need details to make an... informed decision about my... future plans."

"Thats some mighty personal detail. Are you sure you need to know?" He asked

"I need gratuitous detail. The more you... fill me in... the better I can plan how to reciprocate for my massages." Buffy raised an eyebrow and grinned at her word choice.

"Uh-huh." The not exactly a double entendres didnt go over Xander's head. The whole perfect touch massage thing was certainly going off into unexplored territory. He didnt think Buffy was so hard up for an good orgasm that she'd be going this far. And yet.... here they were pussy footing- HA!- about as Buffy was seemingly going out of her way to sound out a sex for massages deal.

So, did he lie to shake her up and make her back off or tell the truth and see what happened. Of course with Buffy it was always hard to get her to back down when she made her mind up to do something. Something had to be life or **** to get her to stop and reconsider sometimes. So... shock it was.

"To give you an idea of size, Buff, take a can of soda and then stack a second can of soda on top of that first one. Only a little bit longer then that and, uh, a bit thicker, er, wider then a can of soda." Xander replied with a small hint of embarrassment as he rolled his eyes at the situation.

Buff stared at his crotch and finally pulled her gaze away to look up at Xander's face with narrower disbelieving eyes, "You werent that big in the speedo."

Xander ducked his head and barked out a laugh, "What can I say Buffy, I'm a grower not a shower."