Naughty Toph.

I crossed my arms. "Alright...what are you planning, Toph?" I asked. The look on her face was just too...naughty. It vanished, replaced by a terrible attempt at looking shocked. "Wh...what? John, I'm hurt! Are you accusing me of something?" she said with a gasp, putting her hand over to her head. "Oh, what sort of a world do we live in when a simple question raises the..."

Covering her mouth with my hand, I scoffed. "Cute, Toph. Seriously. What are you thinking about?" I said dryly. Pulling my hand away, I let Toph talk. She huffed. "You're no fun. Anyway, you said this thingie can record sounds and stuff?" I nodded. Toph was silent for a moment before reaching up and smacking me on the back of the head. "I can't see you make gestures, John," she chastized.

Rubbing my head, I sighed. "Right, sorry. Yeah, it can record sounds and images," I replied. It indeed had both a microphone and a webcam. Putting an arm around me, Toph pulled me close. "Images can go to hell for all I care. Sounds are what I'm looking for. So I can record anything and put it on this...net thing?" she said for clarification. By now I was getting rather confused and a little concerned. It was clear she had something in mind already. She was asking too many clarification questions.

"Yeah. That's what I said, Boulder Bust," I replied dryly. Toph laughed. "Boulder Bust, I like that! Anyway...just an example...but say I wanted to put up this sound of me...oh, I don't know...speaking in a husky voice and describing in great detail, a sexual encounter...could I do that?"

Now this was a surprise. "You want record erotic audio stories?!" I asked, shocked. Toph grinned. "So there's already a term for it! That answers my questions! That sounds fun. Can you help me out, John?" she asked, nearly bouncing with eagerness. What a little minx!

"Sure, why not? Scoot a sec so I can reach the keys." "You could just sit on my lap, John," she purred. "Put my 'boulder bust' to use as a head rest." I chuckled. "You are one randy gal, you know that?" Toph felt for my face before leaning in and nibbling on my ear. "You know you like it," she whispered. It only took me a few seconds to set everything up.

"Okay, when you hear a click, that's when you start talking. Lean in a bit like this..." I eased Toph forward so her mouth was closer to the microphone. "Okay...and..." I clicked the mouse.