More Cafeteria Fun

"Muahahahahahaha." "Buahahahahahaha!" MMMmmwwWahahahahahaha!!"

That was my evil laugh. Because oh fucking boy did this glorious situation fucking warrant it.

I watched Nichole tongue wriggle into every nook and cranny between my legs in search of every last morsel of warm lasagna, her hands confidently moving Big Billy and his two round friends around to get everything. She consistently would grab a gob of pasta and smush it against my dickhead which she'd then bring to her mouth and suck it clean like it really was a utensil. This was utterly surreal, truly underlining the incredible power of the earrings dangling from my lobes. She was still acting like my sister, generally sending me glares between licks and rolling her eyes yet still finding it completely normal to want to suck her food off my dick.

This was happening in the middle of a huge cafeteria filled with people and none of them, NONE of them were the least bit bothered by this outrageous lewd act taking place in full view. I mean they were definitely aware, some at the tables nearby were sort of casually watching as they ate. Some weirdo walking by had even told me I had a righteous tool. Wonder Woman and Green Lantern were on the other side of the room but I was still in full view. The earrings didn't seem to have any limits at all.

I had done a whole bunch of totally scientific tests and it seemed like so long as I threw the magic word normal into a sentence I could basically control people however I wanted. I could make a person take any action if I said it was normal for them to do it. A whole host of random people had slapped their own asses at my command and they hadn't been within earshot. I could affect specific individuals if I had a name or if I described them enough. And it seemed that everyone witnessing the act would find it to be normal no matter how absurd it was. An interesting wrinkle had shown up when I'd made it normal for Nichole to eat with her hands. I'm not sure why but it seemed to affect only her. Like it was a normal thing for her to do but she was too embarrassed to actually do it in a public setting. Implying that everyone would find it strange.

I'd found a way around that by when I'd had her do this dick eating thing by straight out stating that everyone would find it normal for Nichole to do it.

What really emphasized the complete and total power of these earrings was taking place on one of the flat screen televisions placed on some of the walls in rows of four. In each quad there always seemed to be two news channels playing, a sports channel, and the final was some sort of digital display of the Earth with various glowing lines and labels as well as scrolling data screeds. On one of the news feeds, Lois Lane was standing on one of Metropolis's crowded thoroughfares speaking into the camera but the television was on mute. That didn't matter because she was standing there in just her panties having spent the last few minutes of her piece slowly stripping out of her clothing. I think she had some rather perky C-cups and her small brown nipples looked pretty erect thanks to the cool air.

I had said that it was normal for reporters to do stripteases on air in order to keep eyeballs on the screen. I hadn't expected it to work at all, just throwing out random shit at the wall to see what stuck.

Such a simple stupid statement and these earrings had reached out and influenced seven billion brains. Because it wasn't just the reporters. Out in public, no one seemed to mind the stripping reporters and no one in the cafeteria seemed to be surprised by it, though dudes did sit up and take notice when a particularly hot lady pulled those tits out. The producers didn't suddenly shut down the feed and go to a commercial break as their newscasters abruptly lost their minds. Nope, the shows kept going like.... like it was perfectly normal for reporters to strip to keep their viewers paying attention. Although I had to say seeing a sixty-something tubby old dude stand up from behind his desk so that he could drop his shorts and reveal his dangling twig would seem to have the opposite effect in my opinion.

I groaned, rolling my head on my shoulders as Nichole abruptly switched from 'eating' to urging her 'dessert' out. Resting the weight of her arms on my thighs she wrapped both of her hands around my shaft and began to work them up and down. She actually deigned to look at me past a happy Huge Hector, an irritated look in her eyes, "Oh my god are you actually going to take this long to cum? It's because you jerk it 24/7 right? Perv... with your gross-ass dick."

"Bitch! You were saying how great it was earlier!"

"That was before I found out the DISGUSTING places you like to put it!" exclaimed Nichole before she delivered a long lick to the underside up to the top where she sunk her lips over the glans and bobbed her blonde head, cheeks going concave as she sucked.

I jolted in place at the lightning pleasure of my very own bitchy sister suckling at my oh so sensitive cockhead but eventually I was able to say, "The fuck you say! Wonder Woman's asshole is basically a holy relic and you would be fucking honored to give her a rim job! Oh wait. Fuck it. It's normal to be honored to give Wonder Woman a rim job!"

Nichole didn't respond to my declaration as she sucked, pulling back her lips to give the very tip of Tremendous Trevor a sexy kiss before she bobbed her head and sank down my shaft, taking as much of me into her mouth as she could.

"Alright. Show's over for now. Eat your lunch if you haven't. The next part of the tour is starting soon." Hal waved the gaggle of teenagers away. To Wonder Woman he said, "At least I assume so, right?" When she shrugged, he continued, "Man, where is Zatanna? Shouldn't she be the one putting on magic shows?"

"Actually she popped in a bit earlier. She is doing a show down on the world right now but she needed to drop off a pair of dangerous magical earrings."

"Oh yea? You stick'em in the vault?"

"I was going to but one of our young visitors picked them up. He's wearing them now."

"Really? Okay, but didn't you say they were dangerous?"

"Well, Zatanna said they might have been dangerous but it doesn't seem to be the case. Nothing strange happened when he put them on. Actually, he's right over there. Let's go see if he's noticed anything off about them."

"Sure." He agreed, trusting Di-Hu-Wonder Woman's judgement. Though it did seem kind of weird that she'd just let some kid put these earrings on after their resident magic expert warned her about them. Then again Di-er...Hector was no slouch in that department herself. He followed her across the room, passing between tables with staring tourists. His eyes flicked down to her big yet damn perfect heart-shaped bottom, the material of her costume so tight it was riding up into her divine crack. He looked away before some kid snapped a pic of him checking Wonder Woman's butt out however he did allow himself a brief few seconds of fantasy, spreading those buns of steel apart and eating that ass to kingdom come. The sexy daydream ended abruptly when his insubordinate imagination put Huge Hector's massive climaxing cock into the picture as he knelt behind her, hands on her hips.

"So tell me about this guy. How'd he end up with the earrings again?" He asked ignoring the chub he was growing and the fact that his outfit didn't have a fucking magic spell to disguise it.

She smiled and gave Hal a knowing look, "Well, his name is Huge Hector." Again? Hal was already on the back-foot from just learning that his female teammate not only had a dick but that she was packing more heat than him. His only consolation had been that there was only one big penis on the Justice League and it had an expiration date. Learning some punk kid he was about to meet had a bigger dick than he did, grated. "Other than his endowment he is pretty normal and unremarkable. We had a slight mishap in the restroom where I kicked the stall over on top of him. The earrings fell to the floor at that point and he picked them up and put them on. "

Something was a bit off about that but Hal nodded as they reached Huge Hector's table and it had to be him. He had a really big dick. Porno size easily. He was sitting on the table naked from the waist down with a blonde girl's head bobbing around his lap as she sat on a chair between his widely spread legs. Based on the messy empty plate beside them and the left over pasta sauce on her face it was clear this was one of those girls who preferred to eat with a big dick.

"Hello Huge Hector, I wanted to introduce you to my comrade, Green Lantern." said Wonder Woman.

The teenager smiled and threw out his hands, "Huge Hector!"

Wonder Woman leaned in and hugged him as his hands groped her all over. Hal could tell she didn't mind because she kissed him passionately when he pulled her face to his. Also because when she pulled back after a full minute of furious making out as his hands squeezed her breasts and ass, she was suddenly sporting a thick cylindrical bulge in her costume running straight up her stomach.

Damn...

The kid turned to look at Green Lantern, his eyes a bit dazed and hooded. No surprise considering the pretty girl sucking his cock and watching them with wide excited eyes of a fan.

He extended his hand out to him, "Hey man, nice to meet you and damn, nice tool you've got there." You had to compliment a big dick. Those things didn't grow on trees. Mores the pity, Hal thought, uncomfortably aware of the full wood he now had as he witnessed this honestly arousing scene.

Smirking, Huge Hector took his hand and shook it. Hal studied him closely. He saw one of the earrings. It was gaudy cheap looking thing in the shape of a stylized stretched-out 'N'. Just looking at it, he was inclined to trust Wonder Woman's judgement over Zatanna's. He certainly couldn't see anything the least bit out of the ordinary about them or the kid wearing them.

"Thanks, Green Lantern! That's a nice ring you've got there!" remarked Huge Hector as he grasped the back of the girl's head and pushed. Her eyes went wide, looking quite alarmed but she managed to swallow every inch as her nose was pushed into the boy's pubic hair. He fucked her face like that for several moments, strands of saliva flowing freely from her lips.

"Yea it is." Hal said, trying to ignore the blowjob, "So about those earrings..." Hector's head jerked in his direction, "You notice anything weird about them since you started wearing them?"

"NO! Not in the least. Why would you ask about my earrings?! They're totally normal!"

Hal shrugged, "Yea. They really are. Sorry, not sure why I even asked, honestly."

"Cool. Ha. Sweet. It's that easy, huh. Hey Wonder Dick, come on over and fuck my sister."

Wonder Woman crossed her arms over her chest, "No, Hector. This is hardly the time for lovemaking nor would I engage in it without a woman's express consent and open desire for it."

"Oh really? Okay. Watch this, Wonder-Slut! It's normal that all women want to be fucked by Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman is always down to fuck them anytime any place."

The sister popped her head off the kid's magnum, a hell of a lot of spit running from her lips to it for a long moment, "Ohmygod yes, please! I so want to have sex with you! That would be so cool!" She seemed to catch herself looking embarrassed, "I mean... if you want...I'm totally not a spaz, I promise..." She went back to stuffing her mouth with dick while still looking at Wonder Woman.

Di-damnit! Hector smiled softly, relaxing the girl.

Hal's hard-on wasn't going away as the hot blonde tending to Hector's big dick stood up and remaining bent over as she bobbed, unsnapped her jeans and thrust them half way down her smooth thighs. Her (oh god.) Batman printed yellow panties were soon enough stuffed within her crumpled pants displaying her cute butt and little quim for all to see. She shot a flirty glance at Wonder Woman while she teasingly swayed her hips from side to side.

Given that slutty little display, Hal wasn't the least bit surprised when Dia- Huge Hector left his side, walking over with a telltale swing to her wide hips to stand behind the blonde, a satisfied smile curving her lips as she looked down, "Well then, if that’s what you want." She laid a hand on the girl's rump, smoothly rubbing and clearly speaking to the boy's sister rather than him, "I certainly can't say no."

As his teamate did her thing, slipping a hand between the girl's legs Hal noticed the small crowd they'd attracted. He gritted his teeth. No reason to be surprised every female on the list no doubt had had hopes of getting a little lesbian action from the princess of the amazons. He even caught a few catty remarks from some jealous ladies.

"Why is she first?"

"Of course, it's the blonde white girl..."

"Damn, you even stripped naked, girl, and she walked right past you for her."

"Oooh yea she looks like she eats some good pussy."

"Of course! She's from an island of all lesbians. That's all they do!"

It looked like an awkward position to Hal but after helping the girl out of her pants and panties, Wonder Woman had spread the her legs wide and was now squatting down and just tonguing that slit with a hand up between her legs thumb twitching at that clit.

Phones were coming out and flashes going off. Hal shook his head, then used his ring to connect to control, "Karen, you'd better turn off the civilian wireless."

"Okay, Hal, Done. What's up? Tour group's still just in the messhall, right?" Power Girl's voice was in his ear.

"Yea, not a big deal. Ah. Wonder Woman's just decided to get a little busy with one of our visitors and I don't know if she wants it all over the internet or not."

"Oh yea. Right. Especially since that monster cock of hers isn't public knowledge just yet. Oh Wow!"

That last part made Hal think that the Kryptonian had just turned her all seeing vision this way

Wonder Woman had just bent over to push her outfit down her legs and step out of it. When she came up, Hal caught sight of her swaying penis and jerked his eyes away.

Holy shit!

He'd thought the kid was big!

"Wow, Hector! That's one amazing cock, largest I've ever seen in my whole life!"

There was a chorus of similar comments from the peanut gallery including that naked girl exclaiming, "It's beautiful!" And it was, Hal had to admit. One perfect looking dick if there ever was one.

Wonder Woman smiled, holding it and tugging at it with both hands thrusting out like a damned great sword looming over the girl's naked backside, "Yes, it is a blessing of holy Aphrodite..."

It was swelling and growing and already easily a foot long. The head was as big as a fist and the shaft was honestly intimidating, long and thick.