Maybe just a bunch o’ random shit!

He pulled out the GameBoy, setting it aside. Almost immediately, he heard the loud noises of gunfire and video Game sound effects stop. It seemed that for now she was back to normal.

Steven wanted to try out everything in his room, but he’d have to start somewhere… maybe he’d start by trying to embarrass her? Maybe he’d try to make her less of an aggressively rude bitch? Or… he could try to make her even more of a bitch?

Decisions, decisions… he thought to himself. Maybe he should just have a look around first. He quickly scanned a few items around his room and home. He wasn’t sure quite what effect they could all have, but there’s no time to try experimenting like the present.

He took a pencil and notepad, quickly beginning to jot down a few items, as well as his best guess for what they could do:

-Pencil: Could make her more like an author…? Smarter or maybe more complex Vocab when talking?

-Paper: Maybe she’ll turn into whatever is written on it?

-Bedsheet/pillow: Could make her soft, comfortable, or more sleepy.

-Stuffed Animal: Could make her soft/cuddly, make her act like that animal, or both?

-Torn shirt: No idea…

-Feather duster: Turn her into a maid?

-Dog treat: Would probably make her act like a puppy

-Mom’s Black Mascara: It could make her goth

-Mom’s Pink Mascara: It could make her wear more slutty makeup

-Oven Mitt: Might make her a chef/baker…?

There were a few other things, but Steven thought that’d be a good place to stop for now, and would help narrow it down to ten items for starters. The only question remaining was, what should he try first…?

He decided to just use random chance to solve his problems. He grabbed a D10 from a board game in his closet. (An item he would no doubt try in the future) he stood before his case and rolled it on the glass.

5!

He looked over his list: He rolled the torn shirt from the corner of his closet. It was an intriguing item because it could honestly do anything.

He picked it up. It used to be a great shirt, but every since it got a huge rip down the middle, he just shoved it into the back of his closet, and had forgotten to throw it away for months. He put the D10 away, and opened the case, stuffing the shirt into the first slot.

After closing the case, Steven made his way to his sisters room yet again, wondering what could have possibly happened. Upon opening the door, he saw his sister standing in the middle of the room, her body facing towards him. She had an angry look on her face as she looked down at her chest. “N-nngh…!” She seemed to be struggling to button up her shirt.

As soon as Sarah heard the door creak completely open she looked up with an enraged grimace. “Dammit Steven! I told you not to let this shirt stay in the dryer too long. Now it’s too small!” She groaned, continuing to pull her shirt together until she finally buttoned it. As she pulled her hands away she looked up. “Okay, at least it’s not completely unwearable.”

Despite her saying that, the shirt was clearly holding on by a thread. She breathed a small sigh of relief, which gave just enough pressure for the button around her bust to snap, shooting outwards and hitting Steven in the forehead. “Ow… Fuck!”

He reeled back, while Sarah slammed the door in his face. “Don’t look, just… fuck off and go back to your room till I’m done!”

Without out much of another choice, he walked back to his room… but finally the cogs in Steven’s brain began to turn, and he spoke to himself quietly. “That’s it…! The torn shirt caused her entire person to gravitate towards wardrobe malfunctions!” He said, writing it down on another note. He was planning to slowly catalogue every change he made… it would give him the most variety.

As he wrote it down, he heard a large tearing sound. “Fuuuuck…!” Sarah yelled behind her closed door. She must’ve torn another shirt while trying to put it on… he’d better take his shirt out before all her clothes get ruined. Though, this could be fun to play with later on.

He pulled out the shirt, placing it in the corner for future use. But now that he’s done with that… what of the remaining nine items should he try next…?

(Add your own choices, or ask for your favorite in comments if you want! :> )