Maybe, but who cares?

Mikey's apartment is dirty, messy, smelly...and every bit as amazing as Mitsuki remembered it. They both sat down on Mikey's couch, one more anxious than the other. It was Mitsuki.

Mikey: So, what did you need to talk to me about?

Mitsuki was so overcome by being in Mikey's apartment alone with him, that she forgot what she needed to say.

Mitsuki: uh...w-well, I...that is, I mean...

Mikey: Hm, if its something you're so nervous about saying it can only be one of two things. One, you're a spy. Or alien.

Mitsuki, chuckling nervously: M-m-me, a spy!? Heh-heh...d-don't be silly.

Mikey: The second thing is, you're about to tell me who you love.

Mitsuki gasped. This one was not only not ridiculously stupid, but 100% right. The sound of her heart boomed.

Mikey: Look, Mitsuki. I know what you're gonna say, and I'm flattered...

Mitsuki gasps happily.

Mikey: ...but...

Glass shatters, representing a breaking heart.

Mikey: I don't think Gonard is ready for a relationship right now. He just had a nasty break-up with a ham on rye. Sometimes I can still hear him sobbing about it at night. And mornings. And whenever he uses the bathroom.

Mitsuki: Wait, you think I like Gonard?

Mikey: Yeah. I mean you're always sighing in bliss and floating and getting all nervous whenever you talk to him.

Mitsuki: And...me having a crush on Gonard would have flattered you because...?

Mikey: Are you kidding? Good ol' regular-guy Gonard dating a real-live anime actress, all thanks to my influence and vicarious charm.

Mitsuki: There's...a lot wrong with that. not the least of which is you using the word 'vicarious' somewhat correctly. I mean..! No, its not him that makes me all heart-floaty, Mikey...its...i-it's...

Mikey: I knew it! Look, I'm warning you. If you get into a relationship with Guano, it won't go well. You'll either get in trouble with animal rights groups or the internet will call you a furry. Either way, it's not gonna be pretty.