Maisie's New Look

"I have to become her?" Maisie asked with a disapproving look as she assessed the woman on your laptop screen.

"I mean, she's definitely hot. But she looks like a slutty real life version of Elsa from Frozen"

"She's called Elsa actually" you note "Elsa Jean. I'm guessing that isn't her real name and she's just leaning into the whole Frozen thing"

"Wonderful" Maisie rolls her eyes.

"It's not me who picked her, she's Josh's favourite porn star. He's obsessed with her"

"I really, really hate the idea of Josh being obsessed with me" Maisie sighs "And what about my clothes?"

"What do you mean?"

"In case you hadn't noticed she has giant fake tits and I don't. And we have a different body shape. Do you want me bursting of of my clothes like the fucking Hulk? What am I supposed to wear until we get to Josh's?"

"Maybe you go there naked?" you suggest.

"Oh, well aren't you just full of good ideas today!" Maisie folds her arms aggressively.

"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to think on the fly" you defend yourself "And we'll probably get away with it. She's a porn star, you will just be in my car for the journey there. Maybe it won't look that crazy"

"You having a porn star in your car will definitely look crazy, whether she is naked or not" Maisie points out a little bitchily "So let me get your amazing plan clear in my head. I go into your bathroom, get undressed, then you turn me into an exact lookalike of porno fucking Elsa from Frozen from the other side of the door, then we travel, with me being naked, to your disgusting friends house so he can direct me in a porno as his favourite star?"

"I know it isn't great, but do you have a better idea?" you ask a little nervously.

"Fuuuuuuuuck!" Maisie exclaims before walking into the bathroom and slamming the door behind her.