MPCing my teenage sisters

"I just don't get women." said Rory, "I have all these urges and can't get anyone to satisfy them."

"Ah urges I remember them well." replied CJ.

"So how did you deal with them."

"Me well as the king of cool I had no problem getting girls to take care of my need but you I suggest you just stick to self-gratification."

"Nah my arms starting to hurt and no way were you cool, everybody knows you couldn't score a date with anybody, well anybody living."

"Hey I'll have you know I had many a hot girl when I was in school, ok it was collage"

"Yeah right."

"Hey you want in on my secret or not."

"OK how did you do it, ****?"

"No"

"Bribery?"

"Hypnosis?"

"Well....hey shut up I was a sex god."

CJ produced a floppy disk from his back pocket and began waving it about.

"Hate to say it but floppy disks really don't do much for girls."

"No it's whats on the disk.

CJ went over to the computer and turned it on then put in the disk.

"Behold the secret of my power, the master PC." (For those unfamiliar with it go read the works of JRParz)

"What the reality altering program that somehow always manages to find it's way into the hands of sad pathetic losers so they can change reality and turn girls into there slaves, you mean its real."

"Oh yes."

"Yeah right, if this thing really worked would you really be living in our basement with grandpa?"

"Valid point, computers weren't that powerful back in my day and I burnt mine out turning a couple of stuck up bitches that wouldn't give me the time of day into my horny blonde bimbo slaves."

"So where are they now?"

"Well I probablly should have given myself the stamina to satisfy them first, after the first couple of nights they left me for some football team never saw them again."

"If you've had this thing all this time why don't we see more dumb blonde bimbos hanging around you."

"Hey guys oing to a party tonight, is this skirt short enough?" said Bridget coming down the stairs.

"Nothing to do with me." said CJ, "So do you want to test it out."