What happens?

MCU Villains Get "Creative"!

What is one thing a centuries old witch, a super artificial intelligence that won't die, a cosmic artifact collecting space warlord, and any other number of capable villains could figure out- especially about our female heroes?

It's that humans, within all of our flaws, have modesty. And that socio-culturally speaking, we've set women up to be very, very modest indeed.

So- what if all of the warmongering, plotting, scheming, and dastardly action simply did not yield victory?

Would it be truly perverse if some of our antagonists decided that the battlefield might be a little less crowded with a few of our more feminine heroes stuck at home or hiding elsewhere?

I'm talking about villains using nudity to beat our beautiful lady heroes.

After all- who knows? Would Natasha Romanoff have really gone to the battle of New York in her birthday suit?

Let's find out!