Leave for his date

Sobbing at the sorry state of his chicken egg sized balls and swollen member, Dylan removed his sweatpants and carefully put on a loose pair of boxer briefs hoping the support would help with the pain. His boy parts were so large now that they barely fit inside his underwear and he breathed heavily as he toiled to insert himself into his undergarments without causing himself more pain.

He looked through his laundry for his favorite pair of loose jeans seeking to further alleviate his nut pain, but was disappointed when he could not find them. He'd have to choose between his tight jeans that his girlfriend called nut sluggers due to the walking target he created when he wore them; or he could wear his loose running shorts, which were plenty comfortable, but often lead to him inadvertently exposing himself in public.