Comfortable running shorts

Dylan decided it would be better for his oversized plums to wear something comfortable forgoing nicer attire for his date. He pulled on an athletic looking henley and loose fitting Nikes and walked out the door. With his car keys in hand, he opened his car door and plopped down onto the seat jostling his boys a little bit and causing himself a little discomfort. He grunted through the nut pain and started the car, throwing the gear into reverse. He turned himself around to have a clear sight behind him while backing his car out. He put his hand down onto the center console to better position himself and in doing so, accidentally turned on the seat warmer to "HI" underneath him. The warmth on his balls felt nice, but didn't completely eradicate his pain. The ride to meet his date was long and bumpy, once again upsetting his manhood in its container. When he finally arrived, he took a moment to cup his swollen mound and grieve over his uniquely male agony.