La Bella Ragazza Bionda Nuda

Kayla snuck through the alleyways until she reached the second-to-last area that she would have to cut through: The Metropolitan Art Museum. She realized that there would be fewer areas to hide than the last museum, but she hoped that it would end up better than the last.

Given the little pest that was trailing her, however, she doubted it.

Much like the Natural History Museum before it, Kayla saw that the back was unguarded and unlocked. The naked blonde slipped through the door way, praying that no one would see.

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Kayla snuck through the halls quietly, looking around nervously. She was relieved that the halls were empty, but given the other museum, she wasn't going to let her guard down. The naked blonde took a painting down from the wall as she placed it over her front half and crab walked through the gallery, keeping her plump butt against the wall.

The sound of high pitched laughter took her by surprise as she let out a light squeak, her face turning red as she donned a look of fear. This fear immediately turned to anger as she saw that it was the mouse pointing and laughing at her. Kayla looked down at where the mouse was pointing...

Only to let out another embarrassed squeak as she saw that the painting she was holding was a torso of a nude woman, breasts and womanhood clearly exposed, from the neck down to her ankles.

"Oh, just yuck it up, you little -" Kayla began angrily, only to stop mid-sentence as she heard the sound of footsteps approaching. "Oh, not again."

Without thinking, Kayla dropped the painting and bolted out of the wing. Unlike the Natural History Museum, there was far fewer places to hide, but she knew that she had to find somewhere to hide. She had already been seen naked by hundreds of people, she most certainly didn't want anyone else seeing her!

Kayla looked at her options as she streaked the empty halls. A large pot from ancient Egypt? No, that looked too small to hide her.

A wing dedicated to "modernist art"? Where was she going to hide in that collection of overgrown knick-knacks?!

She came to a screeching halt as she came upon a wing dedicated to Greek and Roman art. There, an empty pedestal stood in the middle of the room. Kayla bit her lip. It was a stretch, but at the same time, it did work somewhat in the history museum.

"And it's not like someone here is going to freak out about a statue of a naked woman surrounded by statues of naked people." Kayla commented to herself as she made a b-line for the pedestal, coming on top of it and laying down in a pose with her head resting in left her hand and crossing a leg over her womanhood. The naked blonde steadied her breathing and fought back a blush as the tour group entered the wing.

"And here," the tour guide said to his group, "we have the statues of ancient Greece and Rome."

"Question." A woman in the group interrupted as her husband took pictures, her voice a southern twang. "If these statues are from ancient times," she pointed towards Kayla, "why does that one look brand spankin' new?"

Kayla found it much harder to fight back her blush as the group looked towards the direction the woman was pointing. In her quick attempt to avoid getting caught by people, she had neglected to realize one crucial detail.

Mainly, she looked absolutely nothing like the other statues! She could easily pass off as a wax caveman mannequin, but a stone statue?

"Hmm... Odd." The tour guide said as he walked around the pedestal, looking Kayla over. "This wasn't on exhibit on the last tour. I'm not sure it's even made of stone..."

The tour guide reached out and squeezed Kayla's left butt cheek, causing the naked woman to **** back a yelp as she fought to remain still. Unfortunately, one of her eyes moved slightly, getting the attention of the woman's husband.

"Holy - Did you see that, Charlene?!" The husband asked in amazement, his voice also a southern drawl. "That statue has one of those follow-you eyes! Like in those movies!"

"Oh, you stop that, Wilbur!" Charlene snapped at her husband, "Don't embarrass me in front of the fancy folk! Besides, it's probably one of them robotic statues."

"Well, if that is the case," the tour guide said as he pulled out a bottle of hand sanitizer and sanitized his hands, "then the staff in charge of setting up the exhibition have to put this in the right wing. It appears to be made out of some kind of synthetic material. Let's just keep the tour going, and I'll let management know about the mix-up later."

Kayla waited until the tour group was out of sight before letting out a sigh of relief. That was a close one. A little too close for Kayla's liking. However, she noticed that the mouse didn't seem to bother her this time, making her feel both relief and unease at the same time. Tilting her head upwards a bit, the naked blonde saw the rodent sitting on a rafter, silently laughing at her. Kayla scowled at the rodent and was just about to get up when...

"Wilbur! Get a shot of me next to the naked girl!"

Kayla froze in place once again as she heard the voice. Looking over at a reflective surface, she fought back a whine as she saw the couple walking back towards her. The naked blonde remained still as they southern couple stood in front of her.

"Alright, Charlene." Wilbur said as he aimed his camera at his wife and Kayla, "But just one. This thing gives me the creeps!"

Kayla remained still as she possibly could as the woman made herself presentable. Meanwhile, the mouse tapped his finger against his chin as he tried to think what to do next. He snapped his fingers as an idea came into his head. It was a simple one, but a plan nonetheless...

"Okay, Sugar Bear," Wilbur said to his wife as he got the camera ready and aimed at his wife, "say ch-" the man stopped as he lowered his camera a bit. "Charlene," he whispered, "don't move. Come towards me slowly."

Charlene raised an eyebrow in confusion at her husband's actions, looking towards where he was looking. The second she turned to her left, however, her eyes went wide as she saw the mouse wave at her before opening his mouth and sticking his tongue out at her.

"A MOUSE!" The woman screamed in terror as she leaned back, only to loose her balance.

Kayla only had enough time flinch at the deafening noise before she felt the other woman fall on top of her, causing the two to tumble off the pedestal an onto the floor. The naked blonde let out a pained groan as the woman landed on her stomach, knocking the wind out of her. Unfortunately, as soon as she heard the horrified shriek of the woman on top of her, she knew that she had screwed up.

"AHH! IT'S ALIVE!" Charlene screamed as she got to her feet, embracing her equally as terrified husband. "THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED!"

"What is going on out - Good gracious!" The tour guide yelled, his eyes going wide as he saw the naked blonde on the floor. His eyes narrowed as he snapped, "Madam, this is not what is meant by the body being a work of art!"

Knowing what was coming next, Kayla wasted no time as she got to her feet, screaming in embarrassment as she ran out of the wing. Running down the halls towards the exit, she noticed all the other visitors staring at her in either confusion, concern, lust, amusement, and any combination of the aforementioned.

"I really shouldn't be surprised by this point!" Kayla thought to herself as she streaked past the art lovers, her face blazing as her plump butt jiggled behind her.

Thankfully, she saw an exit sign above a doorway, charging towards it. However, the second she got to it, she bounced right off the door and fell to the floor flat on her back. Groaning, Kayla took another look at the door, reaching out to touch it before realizing that it was painted on! Looking to the left, the naked blonde saw a plaque that read, "Exit Door For Stupid People'. By J.M."

Kayla blinked a few times before looking down, scowling in anger as she saw the mouse laughing at her while standing next to a can of paint and a paintbrush. Kayla was just about to grab and strangle the little rodent when...

"She went that way, Officer!"

Kayla squeaked as a blush came to her face. It was the tour guide, and he already called security on her! Getting to her feet, the naked blonde bolted down the halls until she saw another exit door. Not seeing any plaques near by, Kayla reached out and pushed on the door, relieved that this one was real as she ran out into the side alleyway.

Still hearing the tour guide and security guard after her, Kayla jumped into a nearby dumpster, thanking her lucky stars that it was empty. The blonde waited silently as she heard the two men talking, waiting patiently until she heard them walking away and a door closing.

Kayla lifted her head out of the dumpster, looking around to see that no one was out there. Climbing out of the dumpster as quick as she could, and not wanting to give the mouse any more ideas about wild dumpster rides, the blonde grabbed a nearby trash can lid and a piece of cardboard from the alley, placing them over her butt and front half, respectively. Looking around once more, Kayla made her way towards her final shortcut before making it back to the hotel: Broadway!

As she silently prayed that nothing would go wrong this time, her gut knew that a certain rodent was following her out of sight...