Is Xander getting wise?

Xander sat with an ice pack over his cock while the still naked Cordellia was busy adjusting the settings on the dildos currently in Harmoney and Drusillia's asses while playing with their naked forms.

"so what about the rest of the old gang, how they doing." asked Cordellia.

"Well Anya is running the magic box, selling all these sex toys and potions that Willow, Amy and tara whip up."

"Amy, I thought she was a rat."

"Yeah Will turned her back now she's part of their little threesome."

"And Tara, that's Will's girlfriend."

"Oh yeah you haven't met, yeah only lately she's a lot more obsessed with cock, in fact she always has a large vibrator in her cunt and ass if she hasn't got a real cock these days, and Willow seems to have developed a breast obbsession."

"Well she does have a girlfriend so makes sense." said Cordy reach over for a fly swat to start spanking harmoney and Dru.

"No with her own breast. They keep making these potions for the magic box one of the stronger more perminat ones increases breast size and everytime they make a new batch Will insists on testing it on herself she's had 4 or five shots now and she's becoming more obbessed with collecting ingredients to make more."

"So what about Buffy and Dawn?" asked Cordy over the Vampires muffeled screams.

"Well Dawnie is your biggest fan and would love to see you, and her teachers at school think she's a great fuck but she can't seems to get any from the popular kids, she's trying to pussy lick her way onto the cheerleading squad, but Buffy is convinced their only using her as their personal bitch." Xander then began to think for a moment, "Weird thing is Buffy has suddenly started to believe that getting on the cheerleading squad is the best way to improve her sex life. last weekend the cheerleaders threw this big party and had Buffy and dawn dressed up as maids waiting on them and everyone else hand and foot and suffering total humiliation all weekend as part of some initiation."

"Ah yes." said Cordy, " The good old days when we made all the wanabees into our bitch slaves had them do everything and then never let them on the squad, remember Harm. Dawn should get a boob job, goes a long way towards boosting popularity with the jocks anyway they just love huge breasted cheerleaders bouncing up and down as fo Buffy she's just sad."

"And one of the other cheerleaders is having another orgy this weekend and they have to do it all over again."

"A cheerleader orgy." said Cordy lifting her head up, "That would be sooo much fun I'd love to see the new Sunnydale uniforms, plus seeing Buffy humilated that's an added bonus. You know I think I really wasted my cheerleading days, god I was such a prude, I mean yeah I sucked the guys i was with off in my car but that was it. So besides trying to be a cheerleader what's the mighty slayer up to."

"Not much slaying which is also weird, she works at doublemeat palace."

"I bet that's fun for her."

"Not so much they're taking on more younger girls now with tighter holes some even still virgins and you now how much virgin pussy goes for even Dawn's working there Buffy says they need money to pay off bills, that they can't offer anywhere near enough sexual favours to cover all their debets."

Xander sat for a few moments nursing his cock thinking, everyone was acting kind of strange over the last few weeks, " You know I think I'll call Giles maybe he can tell me I'm not going crazy......er."

"So you ready for another round."

Xander lifted the ice packfrom his cock, "Giles can wait, probablly some stupid time in England anyway."