X-Men: Playboy

Earth. Most think there is but one Earth and they live on that. There are, however, those who has the knowledge that there is an infinite number of Earths for an infinite number of choices that each and every person can make. Most of these Earths are similar to that of Earth 616. While not Earth Prime, it has become the bedrock of the multiverse, having the greatest of heroes and most terrible of villains from that planet.

Some, however, vary greatly from that planet. Those cursed planets have lead to many near collapses of the multiverse. The planet I now turn my gaze to, however, is not like those wretched places.

No, this planet, in this universe, was affected by a mutant, Nate Grey, who made an alternate reality where love and intimacy was not allowed. These emotions can not be destroyed, so, instead, they were transferred to another universe, Earth 80085. On this Earth, everyone now has a heightened libido, while many mutants and mutates have had their powers subtly altered from their normal iterations to be just a bit more lewd. I have found a few interesting individuals who I shall cast my gaze upon, to observe them...to watch them. For that is my duty, as is for everyone of my race, for I am Uatu the Watcher, and Earth in every reality, is my sector to observe. Now, come and see the various tales that the people of Earth 80085 shall live while you and I watch, traveler of another dimension. Uatu finished his monologue to the one who would watch the Watcher as he watched. *

The seemingly short, bald alien was keenly aware of you, the reader, as you decided to observe the lives of the people in this world. The alien then made his way to a 1960s style television that had static on it. The creature made its way next to it and gave it a light tap on its top, the static instantly cleared and the stories you are about to read began to play out on the television.

Now, let us see what happens! Uatu telepathically told you in your head as he eagerly turned his gaze to the television.