I think I'll try some primer and foundation?

Sorry, but that is not the correct next step.

To emphasize it's displeasure, the house computer gives you a burst of cold water over your penis and balls (causing you to flinch and gasp and pound the top of the table, it's SO FUCKING COLD).

And then, to show exactly how much you've disobeyed, the fingers around your balls grab tight, and you think "OH... SHIT!!" and you are desperate to remove yourself from the chair (but of course you can't move at all!) as the fingers grab your balls and SQUEEZE...

And so, the chair is locked in tight and so are you, and you are forced to just sit there, legs spread, as your balls are painfully squeezed by the God-Damn fingers in the god-damn chair!!!

And just when you think you can't take it anymore... they stop.

Will you do better next time?

"Yes! Yes!" you yell. Anything to avoid that again!!

After all, you like your balls! And the last thing you want is for them to be ripped off by a chair all because you didn't answer the right questions in the right order in a makeup exam! But now that's starting to look like a real possibility! You need to focus. Okay... focus. You can do this!

"Shit," you think. "I guess I should have cleansed and moisturized first."

After all, cleanliness is next to godliness. And that means that moisturizing is next to... feminizing?

"God help me," you mutter.