Horrible holiday

“Land ahoy!” Shouted Caroline from the helm.

Caroline and her two friends Jane and Lana were on a vacation in Brazil. Borrowing her dad’s yacht, the three friends explored the Atlantic.

“My God, it looks so beautiful!” Spoke Jane bewildered, her eyes widened by the sight.

“I know, right? It almost looks unreal.” Alex continued, adjusting her glasses.

“Say, what do you two think of porting here? Exploring the island a little?” Asked Caroline, the others agreeing to the suggestion.

As the ship ported, Jane had a sly grin on her face. “I know something to make this a little more exciting. How about we explore the island…”

“I just said that, Jane.”

“…Completely naked.” Jane’s brow burrowing.

“Hah, as if!” Laughed Alex. “Like we’re going around in the buff on a unknown island.”

“…I’m game.” Said Caroline, getting a cheer from Jane.

“Are you serious? You don’t know what’s on this island. What if you get hurt?”

“Oh please, Alex.” Groaned Jane. “You’ve got to live a little, you know.”

“Oh, I know. But if we listened to you all the time we wouldn’t live at all!”

“Are you still pissed about that bubble bath incident?”

“Who mistakes a ‘relaxing bath soap’ with a highly aggressive chlorine? We could’ve died if I hadn’t caught you!”

“Alex, please.” Interjected Caroline as she stood between the two. “You don’t have to be naked.”

“But it would be more fun if you did.” Said Jane, as she pulled her own shirt over her head.

“Yeah, no. I’m good.”

“Suit yourself.” Caroline and Jane stripped off their clothes and jumped off the ship.

As Alex saw the others frolicking around on the beach, she started to second guess her decision. Maybe she should live a little…

“Guys, hold up!” Alex hastily took off her clothes, and joined the others.

“See, Alex. This is fun! Those puppies need to be let out every now and then.” Joked Jane, as the three walked around the island.

“S-shut up. Yours probably don’t even remember what the inside of a shirt looks like.” Mocked Alex.

“I know it was meant as an insult, but the world shouldn’t be deprived of perfect breasts like these.”

Alex sighed as she ignored that statement. “Say Caroline, what kind of knot did you use to to tie down the ship? I’ve been interested in learning them.”

Color drained from Caroline’s face “Tying the ship down?”

“Caroline…” Alex and Jane took a sharp turn towards their friend. "You remembered to tie up the boat, right?"

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“Caroline?”