Help arrives and James wakes up

You feel something pressing into your neck as your vision clears and the rage you felt flowed away. Looking around in a daze, you recognized the forms around you as a Dr. McCoy from Star Trek and a Medic from TF2. You try to move only to realize you were being held down by heavy duty straps and are in a hospital room.

“Back in the land of the living?” Dr. McCoy asked as he scanned you with a medical tricorder.

“My girls! Are they okay?” You begged him for the information as he confirmed a few things. Dr. McCoy looked at you with surprise before he gestured around the room at the other beds in the room.

“Just look around,” Following his hand, you see Marinette with a bandage on her head and a cast on her leg. Gaige was in a spare seat with a few bandages on her arm which she used to wave at you. You waved back as best you could before continuing and seeing Gogo holding an ice pack to her head and Gwen sitting with a couple of bandaids and wrappings around her arms.

“Where’s Ahsoka?” You ask, begging the doctor for her condition.

“Thoze verevolffes did a number on her,” The Medic said in his german accent as he undid the straps on your bed. “She's getting prepped for removing zee lycanthroby but she should only need bed rest.”

“As for you, we’ll keep you for observation for a couple hours but I recommend some bed rest. And maybe lay off sexual intercourse for a few days,” Dr. McCoy smirked, causing Gaige who overheard to whine in disappointment. “Your heart is going to need time to recover from the side effects of the rage virus. No heavy lifting or anything strenuous.”

“Zere is zome medicine to take in zee morning,” The Medic explained as he used a pad to transmit the prescription to your phone. “You can pick it up from zee pharmacy downstairs.”

“Unless you have any other questions, you have visitors,” Dr. McCoy said as several people approached your room.

“Cuddlebuggie! Are you okay? Please tell me you are okay!” Your mom, Daisy, cried as she made a beeline to your bed and hugged you fiercely. Your dad, Aelita, Valkyrie and interestingly Don Hanover entered the room. You notice that Don had a blackeye.

Dr. McCoy gave her a quick rundown of your and your girls’ conditions though he did mistake your mom for a member of your harem which your dad and mom both took issue with. Soon after, Dr. McCoy and the Medic had to leave to take care of other patients and to give time for everyone to chat.

“So, where did you get the shinier?” You asked Don. Surprisingly, Aelita gave a little chuckle and Don rubbed his head.

“Your Aelita wasn’t happy when she heard about the ship,” Don said.

“We were able to pass it off as pregnancy hormones, so there shouldn’t be a problem,” Valkyrie explained when she saw the look on your face.

“I’m sorry about what happened, I didn’t realize Vanessa would set all that up,” Don explained as he turned on a handheld holographic projector. It showed a news report showing police arresting quite a few people. “She and some people she hired to set it all up are in a lot of trouble. I would’ve been with them but the police found that I knew nothing about it. They did tell me not to leave town though.”

“You know that show Spousal ****? They had set up the place to be a prank for Don as requested by his ex,” your dad said as he offered a spare seat for Aelita. “They weren’t expecting anyone to show up since Don only uses it on Mondays and Wednesdays. So they didn’t have anyone watching to keep the creatures from actually hurting anyone.”

“There are already some rumors of an investigation into TalleyHo Studios for allowing the characters to actually harm you,” Valkyrie replied as she watched her own news feed.

“Why did she want ****?” Gwen asked as she got off her hospital bed. “She kept ranting about a fishing trip, Manny, and other stuff, at least until she facetimed into the bridge. The hag finally shut up when she realized Don wasn’t there and found out the Normandy changed hands.”

“Vanessa wanted to take Manny, our only kid yet to enter high school, to the Minnemont Floating Pools for swimming and playing. Except I might’ve taken him there first to fish during our week together.” Don answered with a helpless shrug.

“All that over who took him there first?” You said incredulously to which Don nodded.

“You can see why I divorced her,” Don chuckled a bit before coughing awkwardly. Gwen decided to fill you and everyone else in on what happened after the rage zombie bit you. You were impressed that she and Ahsoka had made it through the werewolves and you winced at the animatronic encounter in the vents, that is never fun.

Soon idle chatter filled the room as people made comments about what happened and what the news were saying. That continued until you were interrupted when doctors wheeled in another patient.

“Give it to me straight doc, will my pimp hand be alright?” A guy dressed in the most gaudy pimp outfit was on the hospital bed with casts over his right hand and his legs. He had what looked like footprints and a couple of Greek letters all over his clothes and face. A Miss Piggy and a Chun Li followed the doctor.

“Your hand will be fine, you wouldn’t even need the cast if you had taken off your jewelry when we told you,” the exasperated Dr. Robert Chase from House MD explained. You looked at the guy curiously before a police officer took your attention.