He gets it

SCP 34 pulled whatever they had put in your Mouth out and told you to open your Eyes you do as she told you and was face to face with her deep pink eyes you know noticed they were in fact heart shaped.

"Well now there's never been a virgin host before …. This will be fun so let me explain… you know what better idea here take this," the woman said handing you a leaflet titled "SO YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AS THE HOST FOR A SEX GOD"

opening it you began to read.

Now it may sound scary at first or it might sound like a dream come true but being a host isn't all that different then life as you know it if you don't want it to be. Once you become the new host you will gain completely infinite power with it you can do as you will even just pass it on right away there is vary few limitations to you're power they are known as the big 3 rules and they are

1 you can't kill things with this power if you want something dead you are limited to the powers you have before you became the host (note you can have or give abortions but within the confines of the legal system of whare and when you are)

2 you can't bring someone back from the dead that has been dead for more then 24 hours

3 you can't create life directly you must use some external entity or **** to create it (aka get someone pregnant or get pregnant or clone yourself or what ever way you find of creating new life

You and your Personality will be in no way altered by taking these powers they will just change as all personality change over time and experience.

Once you or any past host gives up their power all changes made will be undone unless this would cause lose of life you will also be able to decide when the time comes if you wish for your Soul to pass on or not (WARNING DOING SO WILL LEAVE YOU'RE BODY AN EMPTY SHELL WITHOUT AN IDENTITY OR PERSONALITY)

you then turn the leaflet over and see a bunch of pictures of men and women in distant sexual poses and positions with a little cartoon picture of the woman giving a thumbs up.

"So will you be the new host trust me best decision I ever made," she said rubbing your shoulder.

You just now realize that she has been doing so since she gave you the leaflet.

"What will happen to you," you ask.

"Oh well I'll be passing on my soul will become one with the universe and with it my mind but my body will be left behind mindless and empty waiting to be filled you can just drop it off at a nursing home or maybe make her a new identity it's up to you … well of you take over," she explained

"OK last question what will you do if I say no,"

"Oh well then I'd erase you're memory and send you back out the way you came," she explained as she stopped ruling you're shoulders now laying back on the bed takeoff a chocolate from the box.