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Wonder Woman, now with a location, makes all haste to the center of dark magic that threatens her home. The way she was in made a great time, as it seemed in moments she was hovering over where she needed to be. Though to her every moment felt like an eternity, as the knowledge that every moment it took for her to perform her task was a moment closer to the destruction of Themyscira.

She jumped out of the jet the moment she was over the location that had been given to her. She looked around at the small, deserted island, concerned with the fact that nothing was there. The only things to note are where a couple of coconut trees are barely holding on. Wonder Woman grew very concerned and was about to call Zartanna to have her double-check her earlier work. She was stopped when she noticed the movement in the water nearby.

"Of course no dark wizard would act above in the sun but below where the filth and dark usually dwell." Wonder Woman said to herself and then proceeded to dive into the water. Her suspicions were immediately confirmed as a giant sea creature that was a giant clam covered in fish eyes and barbed tentacles. The creature saw Wonder Woman and acted immediately, whipping around its barbered tentacles and opening itself wide.

Wonder Woman began to swim as fast as she could to get away from the reaching, barbed tentacles. She moved as fast as she could, weaving herself in and out of the tentacles, but in the end she's not fast enough. She is wrapped up in the barbed tentacles they wrapped around her limbs, the barbs digging deep into her skin. Now having caught her, the tentacle clam pulls her close, clearly wanting to trap her in its mouth and slowly digest her.

Luckily for Wonder Woman, she wasn't as at home as the monster when it came to the sea, but she was stronger than it. She broke its grip and tore its tentacles from its body. So the creature was left floating there in agony while it grew new parts, and so Wonder Woman went through the entrance it had been blocking. She made it down the underwater tunnel quickly.

Though she did find herself blocked by smaller fish covered in crab claws that seemed to act as guard dogs. They tried to stop her snarling and clicking their claws as she got closer. She ended up in a made chase as she moved through a maze of underwear tunnels. In the end the beast was no match for her demigod super strength. So she was able to push them away from her as she made her way there, the tunnels eventually reaching the end.

There waiting for her was a tuna fish with six crab claws. It is an interesting fact that in nature there is a crab called a pistol crab. It is called that because it has a large claw that acts as a gun. It slams its large pincer together so fast that it shoots a bubble toward a target. Which wouldn't usually be that bad if the bubble wasn't superheated to the point of being hotter than the surface of the sun. This tuna fish had six of said claws.

She found herself desperately closing in, having to predict where it was going to fire its claws rather than try to dodge the super-heated bobbles. Her instincts started her right, and she was able to close in and slam the guardian into the wall, knocking it out. The battle had been hard, especially with her nearing running out of air, so now, at the end, she acted quickly.

She quickly but quietly came up for air, taking a big gulp, and then she dived back in again. She waited a moment for any who had spotted her to fire after her; none did. So she slowly looked around the chamber and saw such filthy acts of depravity that Aphrodite would blush at. "By Hera, this madness must end." Wonder Woman whispered to herself as she took in the thousands of women crawling over each other. While a few hundred formed a pyramid of living flesh, the dark wizard sat upon it.

It disgusted her, but she knew what she had to do to end the madness. Unaware of the intruder, Condiment Wizard sat upon his throne of beautiful women and wondered what the point of it all was. As a wave after wave of women had come through into his ritual chamber. He has seen women from the coasts of the Mediterranean and beneath it. At the current moment a redheaded Amazon was pleasuring him.

She was licking his cock and balls with a devotion that she had never had for anyone else, not even her own gods. "Please bless me, my god. Show me how a god treats a whore at his feet." Artemis said clearly, already reduced to another horny talk for Condiment Wizard. She got her way, and he came all over her face, much to her joy.

Condiment Wizard thought on how he was supposed to deal with this situation. It was nice to have so many beautiful women eager to serve him, but at this point he had more women eager to serve him than the emperors and kings of old. It was a very strange place to be, and he had to make sense of it if he wanted to be able to plan what he was doing going forward.

Though as he thought and the redheaded Artemis continued to clean his cock with ravenous devotion, another Amazon approached. She got Condiment Wizards' attention, as her body was a great one, somehow better than the other Amazons despite them all having the same blessing of beauty. It took him a moment to realize that it was Wonder Woman herself. As she had always had a quiet authority, which was now gone as she walked newd toward him, her large breast jiggling in every direction with each step she took as she closed in.

Condiment Wizard found himself godsmacked. His sea monsters, the ones he had created with his new friend, had beaten Wonder Woman. This was a cause of celebration, though he had no idea how. Should he somehow have her surrender to him on television? Or perhaps have her tell him and his new friend the tale of how she'd become his new thrall. "Oh, it was all so exciting, Condiment Wizard," he thought as he had the girls cheer. The leader's pyramid moved him down to meet her at the steps. The girls managed it, though, how he had no idea, as they just seemed to wiggle, but soon enough he was in front of the Wonder Woman.

He was rapidly thinking about what he should do for this grand moment. He never found his own answer, as it turned out Wonder Woman was not a new minion; she proved this by punching him and sending him flying to an unoccupied part of the cave. The other girls stood around in shock, having a hard time processing that he'd been hit, but they soon enough realized that they were in trouble and moved to help.

Condiment Wizard was currently lying on the cavern floor in pain, as the punch had no doubt broken his jaw. He looked up to see a Wonder Woman closing in on him. He tried to stand but couldn't; his ankle hurt too bad to hold him up. He thought quickly he couldn't use his ketchup-litening or mustard-hailing. Using sauerkraut was also off the table, as he knew there was a possibility that he'd bring forth more plant dinos, which were likely to bring the cavern down on them if they happened to be too big.

So he had magic tartar only and acted accordingly. He pooled it around himself quickly as Wonder Woman closed in on him with his harem right behind her. He formed a dome made up of a large clam; it was covered in piranha mouths that were eagerly biting at the air. It also had several angle fish lures hanging off it. As Wonder Woman closed in the last few feet, she came under fire from the lure. They fired beans of pure chaos magic at her.

This forced the Wonder Woman back into the arms of the harem hoard that was after her. She looked around herself with a determined look on her face. A brawl then broke out between his harem and her. Condiment Wizard kept his distance, remaining his tartar sauce sea creature armor. The battle went on as Condiment Wizard hoped his new friend was coming back to help him with Wonder Woman, as he wasn't sure he could handle her alone, especially with how pissed she looked.