God's Blessings In A Room That Traps You In It Until You Have Sex

(AN: btw, I think I messed up the publishing but there was a DC chapter yesterday. I haven't missed a day yet~)

My my, guests! Hello there dear readers of the perverse and depraved~! I am your host and narrator of this evening, the owner of a fabulous multiversal establishment: The Locked Up Love Hotel!

Some of you may be clapping and cheering already, as you see much of my work has already been pervayed by the location you call ‘The Internet’. Smut sites and doujins alike use the ideas my love hotel provides. You may have already seen my work yourself! I do delight in the delectably simple premise of my work, you see, and allow all adaptations to be multiversally copyright free!

(Besides, with the price on interdimensional lawyers these days, fuggedaboutit!”

But alas, for those who don’t understand the blessings to which I provide, allow me to fill you in. My Locked Up Love Hotel is simple. Two beings of immense compatibility enter the room. Sometimes they fall in, other times they wander in like lost puppies. There is no windows or alternate exits, just a bed, simple amenities for the stay, and single door with a sign over the top that reads: ‘To Exit You Must Have Sex’.

Yes! I’m the mind behind that!

Oh the wonders I’ve seen, bringing two together that would never have fulfilled their social contract otherwise!

Here, let’s peer in on some of my current visiting residents, shall we?

Room 01: two coworkers. Working on ‘uncovering the truth about aliens’. They have always that felt attraction between them, but until they entered my ‘unexplainable room’ of treats they’d have never done the deed. Now I can see their loving future together, after this night of pure rutting passion!

Room 02: the bounty hunter and her mark. She was supposed to bring him to the galactic council, but his rougish charms nearly got the better of her. Hearing the half true story of how he was only stealing from the government to pay for his grandma’s surgery… well, now they both uncovered the truth together. About how compatible they are for doing good together, forever.

Room 03: Ah, a particularly sinful room. Brother and sister, yet have always yearned for more. I had to pump in a little extra aphrodisiac to wear the walls between them, but I know they’ll never be able to stop now that the dam has broken.

Room 05: A hero and a villain. Always admiring each other’s bodies in the heat of battle, and…

Hm? What of Room 04?

Doesn’t exist.

Never has. Never will. So do not ever ask me of it again.

…

………

OKAY! FINE! YES! IT EXISTS!

It just houses a rather... problematic duo right now.

Look. I’ll level with you. Something is wrong with those two in there. Do you know the longest time anyone has stayed in one of my rooms before them?

Three days.

A particularly stubborn Amazonian-sized nun couldn’t get the young pious man to sin with her. But it still happened! Three days of boredom in my room and the two rocked it so hard they probably made their puny god blush. And the bond they formed was beautiful, they have nine kids now!

Do you know how many days those two have been in that room-A HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT!

LIKE… HOWWWWW!?!?!?!??!?!?!

AM I CRAZY?!

Sure, I provide food, drink, a bed, and cut you off from time and space so you don’t miss anything in your universe, but the boredom must get to you eventually, right?! Like, I’d think after ten days you’d fuck JUST to GET it OVER WITH!

The simple man from Japan and the Goddess. It seemed so simple on paper! They’ve already shared many nights together in a barn. That closeness, that intimate familiarity of each other’s needs, she’s basically seen him wank for Christ’s sake! He thinks her ass is hot, she thinks his cock is quite big, but their egos are REFUSING to let them just bite the bullet!

As soon as they walked in they took one look at the sign and said ‘nope’.

I hate them.

The first few weeks had a few escape attempts, but even that’s dried up now. They’re just making the most of their time in the room. He’s got skills and she has party tricks, so when they’re not arguing about pointless things they just find ways to entertain each other with games. She’s made entire armies of anime mecha figures out of nothing but the unlimited condoms and condom boxes I provide under the bed. It’s impressively made, I’ll give her that, but WHY NOT JUST FUCK?!

I’m trying my hardest to push them into sex but nooooo. Dude, I have pumped in SO many aphrodisiacs, but to no goddamn avail. It’s like she… heals them of horny debuffs as soon as it appears.

I think… I think I have to let them go.

Were my calculations really wrong this time?

No… it’s the fools that are wrong.

They just need a helpful push!

---

Satou Kazuma took his tracksuit out of the dryer, shimmying back into his one piece of provided clothing. It was his day to use the provided bathroom for cleaning, one of the agreements he and Aqua came up with to stave off insanity. A day each to be in a different, if smaller, room. He would shower, wash up, wash his clothes, only vacating for when Aqua needed to piss (even though she claimed as a Goddess to never need to do such a thing.

It had been a long time since they both entered a magical door in their mansion. It almost felt like his life in another world was just a distant memory. Perhaps this was his prison for his crimes against women, he always knew those accidental panty steals would catch up to him one day.

As his day came to a close, Kazuma exited and noticed something strange.

It wasn’t the model train set that Aqua had made out of dismantling the bed frame. Though he was very much wanting to yell at her for doing something so stupid. No… something about the room was causing him to narrow his eyes.

“Oi, Aqua.” he said, raising his hand up to the one instruction they’d been given. “The sign is moving.”

…

“Purification!”

“HISSS!”

Though the plan had seemed simple: remind them of how easy it was to leave by invisibly entering the room and making the sign dance around magically, the reality was that the host of the hotel had suddenly painted a target on his back.

He wasn’t a demon, but he certainly wasn’t holy. His wispy body now visible and collapsing to the floor from the beam of holy magic that had erupted up from below him.

“Get it, Kazuma!” Aqua called.

“BIND!” he yelled after grabbing their sheet and tightening it into a rope.

Immediately the silken sheet locked around the ghostly entity. It had no proper face, only a single eye that bounced slowly around its head like a DVD screensaver. Black wisps pulsing off of it. No legs, but arms that were bound by the sheet. It was certainly panicked, pleading to its captors, “L-let me go! Please!”

“Ohh, I’m going to enjoy this!” Aqua snarled, cracking her hands with glowing holy energy. “Leaving us with no booze, only fresh drinking water, for MONTHS!”

“You’re the Goddess of Water, you’re supposed to like that stuff.” Kazuma pointed out, walking over to the ghost to crouch over it angrily. “But you did seriously fuck up. Didn’t even realise we had a host, I thought this was just gonna be our tomb. You better let us out, right now.”

The entity shook its head, “B-but the magic that brought you here never lies! You are destined to be compatible!”

They both clicked their tongues angrily in shockingly similar ways.

“You really thought a holy Goddess would EVER have SEX with Kazuma?!”

“You clearly just stole the wrong girl, silly ghost man,” Kazuma shook his head with derision, “I would have accepted Eris, or Megumin, or Luna, or FUCKING ANYONE ELSE BUT AQUA!”

“Oi, Kazuma! If you’d begged me for sex earlier, we could have been out of this mess a long time ago!” she huffed at him, crossing her arms under her chest.

He snapped around, “Quiet! You know if your personality wasn’t as horrid a turn off as it is, we’d have escaped months back!”

“That’s a horrible thing to say, Kazuma!” Aqua screeched loudly, hands on her hips in a rage, “You think you’re the only one who wanted someone better?! I’d have had sex with anyone but you! Even Wiz!”

Kazuma snarled back at her, “I’d have liked to have seen that!”

“I’m sure you would! Wait, what?"

“You heard me!”

“Wait!” the ghost suddenly interrupted, “I see now the error of my ways. The magic that binds this room shut… it cannot let you both free until the deed is done. It is part of the sanctity of only choosing those most compatible, but sex must occur here.”

They both looked ready to tear the being apart, “You what-?!”

“HOWEVER!” he screeched just before Aqua’s glowing hands could throttle him. “However… there may be just enough life force in my soul… to open the veil just long enough to let one through.”

They blinked, turning to each other in concerned confusion.

“Just one…?” asked Kazuma, “So the other would be trapped?”

Aqua took a deep breath, taking a moment to smile sadly at Kazuma, looking like she was making a deep and personal sacrifice before telling the ghost, “I’ll do it.”

“Fuck off!” Kazuma barked, bonking her head, “You would never try to free me!”

“Ow, Kazuma! Like you would save me either!” she pouted angrily while rubbing her skull, “Besides, a Goddess has the better chance of fixing this than-”

“No, someone with more than two BRAINCELLS to rub together has a much better chance, obviously!” hissed Kazuma.

The ghost wriggled violently around in its confines, “It is… happening…!”

“What?! Now?!” asked Kazuma, having to shield his eyes when the blinding light burst forth from the doorway.

It showed their mansion. Exactly where they’d left it. The red carpet, the wooden walls, it all looked so beautiful compared to the stone that had surrounded them for so long. The sound of air rushing out of the room echoed through the small room’s walls, all while they stayed holding each other.

Aqua shook his arms, “Kazuma, Kazuma! I really think that I should go through! I can purify the door! O-or maybe if you die in here, I can figure out how to resurrect you!”

“That requires my body! And we have no idea if it will shoot my corpse back out!” he barked back, “As soon as I beat the Demon King you can go back to Heaven! I promise I’ll do it for you, Aqua!”

“We both know you can’t do that, Kazuma! I can’t die as easily as you! I don’t wanna be trapped in here forever!”

“And I don’t wanna die a virgin!”

“Um… where are we?”

Somewhere in all the yelling neither had realised the sound of air rushing had stopped.

They blinked, slowly turning to see a blonde crusader standing in front of a closed doorway.

She turned, confused by the sudden door behind her that hadn’t even slammed shut. Then down at the bound ghost that looked like it was melting into the floor, right through the sheet. “I must rest…” it hissed, though neither Aqua or Kazuma were looking at it. They were just staring open mouthed at the intruder.

Darkness swallowed, feeling strangely happy by the silence, “I-I heard yelling and I-I thought maybe I could be p-part of… w-why are you both looking at me like that?”

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“I’M SO SORRY!”

“A HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT DAYS, DARKNESS!”

“I’M SO SORRY!”

“I COULD HAVE BEEN FREE! I COULD BE DRINKING BOOZE!”

“I’M SO SORRY!”

“YOU REALLY DO JUST DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE, DON’T YOU?!”

“I’M SO SORRY!”

“ALWAYS APOLOGISING TOO MUCH!”

“I… uh, YES!”

Darkness had spent the next hour on her knees. No, not in the sexy way, much to the host’s chagrin. Prostrating herself in an apologetic form and repeatedly yelling while the other two loomed over her.

Kazuma crouched down over her, “Well, what do you plan to do to get us out of this mess, you moronic crusader. Huh?”

She blinked.

Slowly Darkness raised her head, staring at Kazuma. Then at Aqua. Then all the way up to the sign above the door she’d walked through.

‘To Exit You Must Have Sex’.

“I… um…” her face had turned an even purer red than Megumin’s outfit. She lowered her head to the ground, placing her hands on the back of her head protectively. “P-please give me a s-second to think…”

Kazuma and Aqua sighed.

Of course the openly masochistic pervert was still a puritan maiden at heart.

“Well figure it out soon,” said Aqua, “I’ll try and find a strap-on or a dildo.”

Kazuma tilted his head, “Hm? Why would I need one of those?”

“You?” asked Aqua, “Darkness is going to have sex with me, obviously.”

“...”

“...”

Kazuma put his hands over his chest like an X. “Hold on. Time out. Before we figure out which one of us is having sex with the divorced loser, how the hell does this work?”

“D-divorced?!”

“Yeah… HEY! GHOST PERVERT!” Aqua yelled, “Do we all get to leave if I have sex with Darkness?!”

There was silence.

Then a small rumble.

Then the door seemingly grew a letterbox hole for a brief moment, shunting through a small booklet that landed on Darkness’ head. She moaned.

“Let’s see… it looks like a hastily written rule book,” said Kazuma after picking up the delivered item. “Guess he hasn’t had a third in here before. ‘How to escape when there are three occupants. The easiest option: a threesome’. Pass.”

“No way.” Aqua agreed. “How else?”

“‘There are no other ways to exit’. What?!”

“The hell?!” Aqua barked, “Why say that’s the easiest option if that’s the ONLY option?!”

Kazuma kept reading, “‘The sexual level of all occupants must match in order for the door to open. This is only accomplished when total synchronisation is achieved through mutual understanding, or pure rutting sex.’ Maybe we can… take turns fucking Darkness?”

Darkness shuffled around on the floor, “This is like a dream come true… ohh, why do I feel so embarrassed by it…?”

Aqua took the book to read the next part, “‘Before you think you can take turns fucking the blonde lady, let me explain in the simplest maths your human brains can understand. The door, yes the thing that is closed, will only open if everyone in the room matches 'sexual levels'. It is designed for pairs to become totally in sync in love and in body. If one of you fucks her, then the other, her sexual level would be too high and not match your own. You would both be at sexual level 1, she would be at 2. You’d still need to fuck each other to match to sexual level 2 to make the door open.’”

“He really hates us, doesn’t he?” Kazuma grumbled.

Aqua tossed the book over her shoulder. “Kazuma! What do we do?”

“About what?”

“Dinner. Since sex is off the table, I was wondering what you wanna request from the dinner service.”

He shrugged, walking over to flop onto the bed, “Hmm, pizza maybe? Or Chinese?”

“Ooh yeah, that sounds nice.” said Aqua, skipping over to the wall mounted dispenser, “Darkness? What kind of noodles do you want?”

“W-what are you two talking about?!” she screamed, “D-did you two really spend so long in this room NOT having sex?!”

Aqua nodded, “Yeah. So… noodles?”

Kazuma sighed, lying his back onto the bed and rolling over, “Wait, so you didn’t know we were missing? I guess we really are cut off from time and space. That sucks, no last second explosion save then.”

“B-but… what?! The rule is so clearly laid out there!” Darkness pointed at the sign, “I have read so many stories with this exact premise! It… it's a no brainer! Are you seriously planning on staying here in a cold stone room FOREVER?!”

“Kazuma will figure something out, he’s always had a big brain for scumbag schemes,” said Aqua, handing a bowl of chicken chow mein to Darkness, egg rice to Kazuma, all while slurping down her pork udon. “And video games. Oh! Maybe we can ask the ghost for a Nintendo Switch!”

Darkness looked utterly butterly stunned for a moment before Kazuma suddenly shot up.

“That’s it! Video games!”

Aqua beamed, “You want go splitsies on a switch?! I’ll go ask-!”

“No! Not that!” he said, shaking his head, “Video game logic! He said that mathematically we all have to be the same ‘sexual level’ right?!”

“Y-yeahh…? I assume it’s like our adventurer levels…?” said Darkness, a bit concerned.

“Well there’s a number limit on levels in video games! We don’t NEED to all be at the same level if we can just all hit the same level cap!” he said, beaming while eating his egg rice in one gulp. “Let’s say me and Darkness both hit Level 99, then Aqua would be at 1… but Darkness could still have sex another 99 times because she’s never going higher than 99! As soon as Aqua hits 99 as well then we’d all be free!”

Darkness was barely alive, her face was filled with too much blood, “N…nine…ty…?”

“Kazuma! You’re a genius!” Aqua clapped, “But how do you know it’s ninety nine? And not… nine hundred and ninety nine? Or nine thou-”

“Let’s hit those roadblocks when we need to.” He shrugged, “For now… we should probably stay as close to the same level as possible until we know Darkness’ sex level limit.”

“Sounds good. Do you want to go first? I did the cooking.” she said, stretching out on the bed.

“Sure.”

Darkness whimpered as Kazuma approached.

---

It took two days before Darkness actually agreed to have sex.

Turns out, when you’re trapped in a cave, Caveman rules apply. Darkness was not exactly what anyone would call an ‘alpha’ by any means, but she was the most physically fit and strongest of the three by a country mile. As such, if she said ‘No I’m not ready’ your ass was not getting in that pussy. Kazuma learned this the hard way when she pushed him hard enough to send him hurtling into a wall.

But as they’d spent so long in there anyway, Kazuma and Aqua knew they could wait it out.

And honestly? It was just nice to have some varying company.

They showed off their various projects. Their toys and their models, the art they’d made from the dried pasta they’d ordered, and the logistics of how they survived together. Darkness was honestly impressed. Partly from all they’d achieved, and partly that they hadn’t choked each other in the night.

The trio joked and laughed, ate delicious food, and eventually made the host so sick of their bullshit that it filled the room with aphrodisiac gas again.

“Kazuma…” moaned the blonde as she made out hard with her crush.

“Darkness…” he groaned back into her mouth, “Fuck… I’ve missed the sight of a real woman…”

Aqua huffed in the corner, “Bite me.”

“Bathroom’s free!” Kazuma hissed back, groping Darkness as he threw icy glares towards Aqua. “Wouldn’t wanna gross you out!”

“Hmph! You’d like the bed all to yourself, wouldn’t you?!”

“Yes! Obviously!”

Before they could go further, his face was gently pushed back into the direction of the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. A blush covering her face as she looked at him with such a deep hungry yearning. “Kazuma… please… focus on me?”

“O-okay…” he gulped, realising he really didn’t even want to be thinking about Aqua in that moment anyway.

For a couple of awkward virgins, the pair were surprisingly hot and heavy with each other. Hands roamed each other’s bodies very exploratively. She traced his muscles with her fingers, he traced hers with his cock. Darkness’ thighs were wrapping around him, like she dared to never let him go. Kazuma’s hands were on her tits, because he really liked boobies.

Clothes and shame were quickly abandoned, letting the girl gaze upon her first ever uncovered cock.

“Oh my god, Kazuma… it’s so big…” she moaned, rubbing it against her body and shuddering at the thought of it. She’d never felt so horny, and was physically aching at the touch of him.

Kazuma couldn’t help but shoot a cocky smirk at Aqua, who just rolled her eyes at him from the top of the bed.

Soon Kazuma and Darkness were both moaning out in joint pleasure as he penetrated her fully. His hips sliding up and down as he adored the sexy crusader’s body. The crushing feeling of her pussy didn’t deter him from fucking her, as the amount of liquid she was gushing made it so easy to just want to push deeper inside. That velvet feeling around his cock was a pinnacle for him, and his egregiously huge schlong was hitting Darkness in all the right places.

Their mouths were mashing together, but with both sets of eyes rolled back it had lost its priority. Their minds now just focusing on the sheer burning pleasure of their crotches.

Neither noticed at all that Aqua was masturbating.

To them the moment lasted a lifetime. But in reality it was hardly five minutes before Kazuma’s excitement at his first ever pussy got the better of him. “D-DDAAARRKNESSSSS!!!”

“YES! YES! OH ERIS, K-KAAAZZUUUMMAAAAA~!!”

He collapsed onto her chest, condom filled to bursting point and pushing against her twitching cervix, cock still achingly hard but mind frazzled from the greatest sensation he’d ever experienced.

They stayed there for a few minutes. His smaller form laying on top of the woman still wrapping herself around him, like the snake that refused to release its prey.

“Ohh… Darkness… woah!”

Despite being perfectly happy where he was, Kazuma was torn out of his big titty waifu and pushed to the other side of the bed. The gaping salmon pink space where his cock had occupied twitched violently, and made Darkness tremble in pleasurable pain at the sudden emptiness.

She didn’t get much time to enjoy it though, as the light above her dimmed. With blurry eyes the girl blinked to try and adjust to what was hovering above her, not expecting a naked Goddess spreading her pretty yet gushing pussy right above her.

“A-Aqua?!”

“My turn. Lick.” she ordered, not even letting Darkness have a second to protest before pressing down against Darkness’ face.

“Mmph?!” Darkness muffled yelped, not expecting such a waterfall of sweet tangy liquid to pour into her mouth. Maybe it was the aphrodisiac, or the fact that she’d always wanted to be waterboarded, but Darkness got into yuri much quicker than she thought she would. Aqua’s divine tastes were swallowed with gusto, and it wasn’t long before Darkness was licking her friend with earnest hunger. Flicking her long tongue around the healer’s pussy, scraping along sensitive walls for more of that liquid nectar to gush out of her. “Mmm…”

There’s an argument that would be made down the line, that the entire event could have ended right here. Aqua being eaten out would perhaps have equalised their sexual level to one, matching Darkness and Kazuma post sex. However, one man didn’t realise that at that moment.

Instead, he thought about how aroused he was, and how annoying Aqua throwing him from Darkness’ cunt was.

Eyes focused only on his wet sticky prize, Kazuma couldn’t leave well enough alone and scurried over to the blonde tufted pussy. With a cheeky grin, he grabbed the end of the pink plastic that had been torn from his cock and was still stuck inside Darkness. The feeling of his hot cum scraping through her made Darkness almost cum again in one stroke.

Her fate was sealed when he tied the end of it up, then attached it to a long piece of string, then used bind to wrap it around her waist. A belt to show exactly how much cum he’d spread onto her. Darkness couldn’t see what he’d done but instinctively felt more ashamed, and her masochistic impulses pushed her over the edge. Cumming hard, right as Aqua did too, and pushing Darkness’ sexual level to two.

And then they spent a week doing nothing but this.

Kazuma and Aqua just passed Darkness back and forth, every day, every hour, whenever the other one was finished.

Kazuma would have Darkness bound with legs spread to the headboard of the bed, fucking her relentlessly as she groaned deep guttural moans. Then he would nut, excavate himself, attach his condom to her belt, and then hi-five Aqua on the switch. She’d already be wearing a double ended dildo to do the same to Darkness all over again.

She was exhausted. Over-stimulated. Used. Nothing but a tool for pleasure. Had been sat on. Fucked in every hole. Made to eat food covered in the cum from her condom belt. And made to orgasm more times than she could count, pushing her crusader’s defence far past any normal human could hope.

This was, no joke, Darkness’ version of heaven.

Existing only as the tool for Kazuma’s pleasure would be one thing, but Aqua’s too?! And the two were constantly trying to one up each other in terms of how depraved they got, using her body as a battleground… it was perfect. And whenever she felt tired a new wafting aroma of aphrodisiac was there to boost her back into shape. That shape being an onahole.

She’d sucked the cum from Kazuma’s cock. Scissored with Aqua. Fucked like a dog by Kazuma. Sucked on Aqua’s toes. Titfucked. Anal. Rimming. Rimmed. Armpit licked. Bitten. Spat on. Fingered. Cowgirl. Stimulated nipples. Reverse cowgirl. Bound. Gagged. Ab fucked. Cock slapped. Tickled. Leashed. Full nelsoned. And as many other hentai tags as the pair could think of while playing with their toy Lalatina.

The passion hadn’t left them either. Maybe it was the intense boredom from the pre-Darkness world, or the aphrodisiac, but both Aqua and Kazuma were still very much mentally engaged with fucking her.

By the time week three hit, the limiters were truly off.

After making five different condom belts and a choker, Kazuma had given up on plastic waste. He stopped caring about not breeding Darkness, and she was so happy to finally receive his coveted cum directly into her aching eggs.

It had made it slightly awkward for Aqua to then 69 with Darkness, as she had to try and eat around the creampie Kazuma had left. It was too difficult for her less than dextrous tongue, and eventually Aqua just gave up. She bizarrely developed a taste for Kazuma’s semen rather quickly, and was soon waiting for him to creampie Darkness to suck his nut out all for herself.

Darkness had mostly survived the onslaught of the pair because of their mutual disgust of each other. Turns HAD to be kept in their minds. Only minimal overlaps, like when Aqua would stimulate Darkness’ swinging nipples like she was a cow. Thus making her climax, the pressure forcing Kazuma to cum quicker, and giving Aqua her turn sooner.

They’d attempted one threesome. Darkness was the tool, lying in the middle, with both Aqua fucking her pussy and Kazuma fucking her mouth, angrily facing away from each other the whole time. It hadn’t worked, but Darkness had felt particularly exhausted having both of their attention turn to her.

But after Aqua had started eating Kazuma’s cum, those boundaries started breaking down even more.

She’d be making out with Aqua when suddenly Kazuma would start spanking her ass, getting her legs to spread for him. Darkness would expect a complaint from the bluenette, but with glazed eyes Aqua was too focused on pushing her tongue into Darkness’ mouth.

Then another time she’d be off the bed, head resting on the floor while her ass stood proudly upwards to let Kazuma fuck her, only to be interupted by Aqua’s pussy sliding in front of her. The heat of her favourite pussy to eat was too enticing to not slurp away, but she felt like she was cumming way more than the other two for being used like this.

They were fusing into one creature. A mind only for making Darkness cum over and over again.

Kazuma would spread her ass cheeks for Aqua to enter, then finger her clit while Aqua thrusted. Aqua would squeeze Darkness’ tits together from underneath while nibbling at her neck, all while Kazuma thrust his cock into her cleavage. Having both of their tongues inside her pussy, slurping away without caring that they touched each other.

The sensations eventually became too much for Darkness. Specifically the moment she had Aqua in her pussy and Kazuma in her ass while they each sucked a tit each. The crusader finally fell unconscious after cum started flooding her asshole, falling to the floor in a love drunk state.

Leaving the two standing there still horny.

“...Darkness?” grunted Kazuma, a dryness in his voice like he hadn’t had to use his voice for the last few days. “Wake up.”

“Heal!” said Aqua, a similar huskiness in her voice as the pillar of light encased the blonde. She stayed down. “Ressurection!” Nothing. “I think she’s asleep.”

Kazuma clicked his tongue, “Damn. We finally pushed her too hard. She is impressive.”

“Hey… do you think she’s at max sex level yet?” asked Aqua.

“Dunno. Either you jinxed it by suggesting it goes up to 9999, or our perverted masochist toy just has no limit.”

“I still wanna fuck her…” Aqua frowned. Nudging her with her foot and causing another orgasm to rip through the blonde. “I’m feeling really horny.”

“Yeah, same. This place is giving me an eternal erection. My balls feel ready to burst.”

Aqua moaned under her breath, rubbing her pussy, “Stop teasing me Kazuma, your cum is too tasty. I wanna lick it out of Darkness so bad…”

Kazuma equally started masturbating to Darkness’ body, “I wanna push her onto you and make her lick your nipples again.”

“I wanna pull on her nipples until she squirts on your dick…”

“I wanna spank her until my hand hurts…”

“I wanna fuck you…”

They both blinked in surprise.

Aqua had definitely not expected to say that. Kazuma hadn’t expected it either. A blush covering their faces as the two naked prisoners looked at each other.

Kazuma gulped, knowing a line was about to be crossed, but unable to fight the ache in his cock either.

“I… I want to fuck you too.”

“Y-you do…?”

He nodded slowly, getting ready to be teased, “Yeah… and you… seriously want me?”

“YES!”

Aqua leapt into his arms, pushing him onto the bed as the two passionately and sloppily made out.

“Oh my GOD, Kazuma!” Aqua groaned, pushing his cock immediately into her pussy and nearly orgasming off the get go. “Fuck! I’ve been wanting this for SO LONG!”

“Fuck! Oh fuck! Your bitch pussy after so long feels so good!” Kazuma shuddered, hands deep on her ass as they thundered away at each other. “So freaking hot!”

“Yes! YESSS! NNG! I-it fits in me so good! Our compatibility is crazy!”

Their bodies became a blur of motion. Someone looking at the scene would see more sweat than human flesh. Kazuma had flipped Aqua over to piston into her like a demented sewing machine, her legs wrapped around his waist and her tongue firmly wrapped around his. Their first orgasms came and went without almost any fanfare, as even with cum gushing into Aqua, neither wanted to stop for a second. So much wasted time had to be regained, so they just kept fucking through the climaxes. Jizz only fueling the engine that was Kazuma’s cock fucking Aqua.

Darkness awoke quite some time later to see them in this same position but with a very cum soaked bedsheet underneath them.

“We’re gonna do it in ALL the positions!”

“YES! YES! ALL OF THEM!”

“Fuck ALL day EVERY day!”

“FUCK YES! MAKE ME YOURS, KAAZUMAAA!”

Darkness was so proud of them. And so happy it was finally her turn to suck cum out of Aqua’s pussy for once.

Despite the door had opened immediately upon their genitals mashing together, but it took another two months of sexual rutting in that room before the host finally kicked them out. In those months there was a lot-and to repeat this for emphasis: a LOT-of threesomes. Darkness and Aqua would wake Kazuma up with a joint blowjob. Aqua would make out with Darkness and spank her own ass until Kazuma fucked it. Bathroom days became ‘sex in the bathroom all day’ days. Clothes became useless. Time meaningless. Only exploring each other’s bodies for even more indulging pleasure was their only focus. You know, until they got kicked out.

The three moved into the same room of their mansion the same day they were back and barely went on any more quests, instead choosing to just fuck like rabbits day in and day out.

It would have pissed Megumin off, but she was currently stuck in 'The Mystical Love Dungeon That Only Lets You Leave When You Have Hot Yuri Sex' with Yunyun.