Go to walk in the park.

“Let’s just go somewhere where no one saw that happened.” Tiffany chooses.

“Sure thing,” Linda kindly agrees.

They leave the coffee shop and head to the park across the street. They walk along a concrete path that is sparsely shaded by trees. During their walk Linda tries to impart some wisdom on Tiffany hoping to lift her mood.

“It’s fine to have some misses, especially in the beginning. The important thing is to not let them get you down. You have many more opportunities to keep casting your line!” Linda says.

Tiffany looks down focusing on the path. She dwells on depressing thoughts and lets one slip out.

“What if I never find someone who—”

“Tiffany Hammer don’t even say that!” Linda cuts off Tiff by grabbing hold of her cheeks. “You will find someone who likes you for you. You are too sweet and too cute for there not to be a girl out there who will want to jump your bones.”

Tiffany softly smiles at her friend. Linda lets go of her face.

“Also, never finding love wouldn’t quite be the end of the world,” Linda continues suddenly sidetracked by the notion. “…you wanna know what? I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday.”

“Really! What happened?”

“Guy thought about nothing but himself and never gave me any attention. All he ever wanted me for anymore was sex. Couldn’t even put in the effort to treat me to dinner first. I’d go over to his place and he wouldn’t even put down his game to say, ‘hi honey’. Then when he finally notices me, he would just ask to fuck, the very same way a spoiled brat would ask for their toy!”

“Yeah, guys suck.” Tiffany giggles.

“You know it girl!” Linda laughs back. “I’ve realized something very important recently: dick is plentiful and cheap! If a guy isn’t gonna put any effort into the relationship, then there’s no reason to stay with him. There are thousands of guys out there many of them just as good at sex and at the same time not a fucking child. When this epiphany came to me, I dumped Guy’s ass immediately!”

“That’s some very good wisdom Linda. I’m sorry I can’t make use of it myself.”

“Don’t you sweat it Tiff. Maybe I should take a page from your book sometime!” Laughs Linda. “I can’t imagine dating a girl could be worse that being with a guy. No stupid macho attitude to get in the way for one. Things would be so much easier with someone who will actually show they care about you! Could be worth a try if I didn’t love dick way too much hehehehe.”

“Uhhoohuuhhaah,” Tiff quietly stammers.

Tiffany suddenly has an idea. An extremely crazy idea she tells herself. Sure, Linda is saying things. Things that Tiffany could probably make use of if she wanted to. But does Linda really mean it? Tiffany asks herself the question: Should she tell her best friend that she’s a futanari? That she’s a girl, with a dick! Unending questions agonize Tiff. Is this a smart idea? Is this a stupid idea? This could end disastrously! Or could this end well?