Go to the Greek Quad...

You decide that the hottest girls are in the sorority, so you decide to go over to the Greek quad.

There are only the two greek houses at Walnut Log Community College, one fraternity and one sorority. You walk up the street between them surveying your possible targets. Many of the sorority women are already hanging out with the frat brothers, but you see one girl apart from the others.

The dark haired, olive skinned beauy was talking, actually shouting, into her cell phone. She was wearing a tight black dress with a bit of fur trim around the collar. "You remember seeing her picture in last year's yearbook, and her name is Analisa (like Anna Lisa, not Anal Isa). You think that she is Italian. or Spanish. or something like that...

"I don't care," you heard her shout to the phone. "If you say another word about it, I'm gonna smash your fuckin' head in when I see ya. Yeah, you better take care of it, cause if you don't, I'm gonna be real pissed off." She sees you looking at her and changes her tone. "Hey I gotta go now. Some numbnuts is starin' at me. Yeah, love you too, Ma. Bye."

She hangs up her cellphone and looks at you. "Whadda you want?"