Further education for Penny

Penny decided she'd follow Walt's example and shower and change into a robe after him. That way she could have her laundry done as well and she could take her pick of the two outfits to wear tomorrow.

She rejoined her friends who were still playing with their phones but she wasn't bothered by it. They showed Penny everything they had captured and solemnly swore to share with her when she got a phone of her own. Still she felt a bit bad. It didn't seem fair to have seen so much of him like that with out permission but it aroused her curiosity... among other confusing things. She decided to as her friends. "What do you two think?"

"About what? Asked Blake.

"I'll tell you what I think." Said Ruby. "I think that's going to be a long shower."

Blake looked up at Ruby then at the bathroom door. "You don't think...?"

Ruby also turned to look at the door. "I do think..."

Penny was confused. She looked at the door but didn't understand. She looked back at her friends. "I don't understand. Why would you think that Walter would need a longer than usual duration of time for washing? He did not seem to be excessively filthy to me."

Blake smiled. Penny's naiveté was refreshing. "She's not talking about washing Penny."

Penny looked at Ruby. "Then if he isn't washing what is it that you suppose he's doing in there that will take an excessively long time?"

"Oh no." Said Blake clearly seeing where this was going to be headed

Ruby grinned. "Spanking the monkey!"

Penny shook her head. "I hadn't seen any monkey's around and he doesn't strike me as the kind of person who would **** an animal."

"Making the baldman cry!"

"Why would he be torturing a bald man?"

"Shaking hands with Dr. Winky!"

"His physician is here?"

"Blowing his horn!"

"Walt's a musician?"

"Fishing with dynamite!"

"That sounds dangerous!"

Blake was starting to giggle.

"Shucking the corn! Waxing the carrot! Cooking the cucumber!"

Penny shook her head. "I'm confused. Are you saying that he's making a soup or a salad?"

"Beating the bishop! Pulling the Pope!"

"Are you saying he has something against religious figures?"

"Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger! **** the Cyclops!"

"You think he's in combat?!"

Blake was laughing now. "Enough! Enough." She wiped her eyes and said. "Ruby thinks he's in there masturbating."

Penny stops and thinks."Master at baiting what?"

Now Ruby was laughing. "No Penny. Not master baiting. Masturbating. I think he's in there giving himself some relief."

"Relief from what?"

"Oh boy! When a man is attracted to someone or finds a situation arousing his member gets hard and stiff."

Penny blushed but she said,"Ruby give me a little credit. I know somethings."

Blake sighed, "well at least we can skip the birds and bees."

Ruby looked around and seeing a fruit bowl over by the bar she grabs a big Banana. "Ok Penny" she holds it so it's curving upwards. "It'll get something like this when... it gets... erect- hold on! Wait. I got a suspicion somethings not right here. Blake pull out your phone." Ruby pulled out hers and they cross-referenced, studied and then compared blushing"

"I knew something wasn't right" said Ruby.

"Holy shit!" Said Blake.

"You can say that again." Said Ruby.

"Alright. Holy Shit!" Blake said again.

"Why? What's wrong?" Asked Penny.

"We're going to need a bigger Banana," said Ruby.

They all stared at the phones, then the Banana and then the door for awhile.

Ruby shook her head. "Well it doesn't have to be exactly to scale..."

"...confirmation would be nice though." Mumbled Blake.

"Mmhmm..."said Ruby. Then she shook her head again. "But we don't need to for Pennys education. So anyway to masturbate a guy will basically just have to..."

• a few minutes later -

"... and that's basically how guys Masturbate, Penny."

"Wow" said Penny. "That was... educational. So you think Walt is..."

"It's possible." Said Ruby." He's been hanging around beautiful ladies all evening. Getting good looks at them..."

"Good long looks." Said Blake flushed.

"But it's no guarantee either." Said Ruby.

"I see." Said Penny also a little flushed but still curious. "And that feels good for them?"

"Oh for sure!" Said Ruby. "And women can do that to men too. When you use your hands to please a guy like that it's usually called a handjob. And when you use your mouth..."

Walt stepped out of the bathroom wearing the robe feeling a bit better. The girls were at the table but they looked at him when he came out then huddled talking together again.

*Well that's not at all suspicious* thought Walt.

"... he looks relieved but..."

"...it's hard to tell without confirmation..."

"...but why would he when he has us for the night..."

"...I told you I don't think he's that type of guy..."

"...it's hard to tell without confirmation..."

"... ok you need to stop saying that..."

"...great what if we broke her?..."

"... just let me handle this. You're about as subtle as a ..."

"Hi Walt," said Blake. "How was the shower?"

"Oh hey, Blake. It's actually really something once I figured out how to get all the heads working. You ladies should try it out!"

"...score..."

"...quiet..." "So do you think the three of us would fit in there?"

"You three want to go in together? Whoa-ahem" Walt crossed his legs so he could lean forward crossing his arms over his knee. "I mean I think so. It's pretty excessively big. Looks like it could fit twice that many in there."

"...he totally did that to hide his..."

"...it's hard to tell without confirmation..."

"Great!" Said Blake grabbing the other two to drag them with her to the bathroom. "I guess we'll go try that then. Thanks Walt!"

"...wait. I think I can just make out the Banana..."

"...it's hard to tell without confirmation..."

Blake slammed the door behind them.

*Well that wasn't at all strange*