Everyone's Favorite Randomized Redhead

As I walk down the hall, I realize I should probably text Violet to see if she can have lunch with me. I shoot her a quick text and within a few minutes, she responds.

Matt: Are you free for lunch today?

Violet: Unfortunately no... I have to work on a group project. Same thing I was working on last Thursday. But it's due tomorrow, so I promise we can meet up for lunch next time.

Well that sucks. I was really hoping to spend some more time with my new girlfriend. Guess I'll have to find something else to do for the next few hours. Just then I get another text from Violet.

Violet: Also, you should use the remote on someone new today. You're still not having as much fun with it as you should. Consider this a challenge!

Matt: Don't you think it's a bad idea to be texting me about this?

Violet: Calm down. I'll delete them when we're done. Just say you'll do it.

Matt: I'll think about it...

Violet: Sounds like a yes to me! I wanna hear all the details tomorrow! See you then! <3

Seriously? Well, I guess that's Violet for you. She always did love a good challenge, even before this whole remote thing. Speaking of which, I suppose I need to find someone to give a new identity to now. Sure, I could just not do it, but Violet does have a point about how liberal I've been with it. Not to mention I enjoy a challenge every now and then too. But who to use it on? I kind of which Violet gave me this challenge earlier. Then, I could have given Professor Collins a new identity. A stick-in-the-mud like her could use a change in her life. I can always come back to that idea later though, so I'll just pocket it for now. With no obvious, easily accessible candidates right now, I decide to just delete Violet's messages mentioning the remote and save the issue for later.

Even though I don't have anyone to eat lunch with, that doesn't change the fact that I'm still hungry. Just as I'm trying to figure out what I want to eat, I remember The Lunar Pan, the restaurant Violet and I went to over the weekend. I'm not exactly the type to go out to eat by myself, but that's not actually why I care about that place right now. It's been a few days since I've seen the waitress who works there. Rose, I think her name was. With an identity as chaotic as "Wild Card," it might be a good idea to check on her and see how she's doing. She did mention that she works most weekdays, so there's a decent chance she's there right now. Now that I have a plan, I make my way over to the restaurant.

When I get to there, I see that Rose is indeed working right now. She's serving a couple on the patio with that same smile she had when Violet and I were here. As I walk up to the patio entrance, she glances over and sees me. Her smile gets wider and she quickly comes over to me, completely abandoning the people she was serving.

"Hi! You're Matt, right?" She asks.

"Uh, yeah. Hey, shouldn't you deal with those people you were helping first?" I respond, causing Rose to look over her shoulder, then back at me.

"Oh, them? They'll be fine. Hey, you never called. I was starting to think I would never see you again."

Okay, I guess those people are just out of luck. I would try to convince her to prioritize her work before me, but something tells me trying to get someone with the "UNPREDICTABLE" attribute to do anything is going to be a losing battle.

"I figured it would be better to visit first," I throw out as an excuse. "That's not a problem is it?"

"Nah, I'm pretty chill. Hey! Want to hear a secret?" She asks out of nowhere before beckoning me to come closer. "I recently started masturbating in the bathroom at work. It's so hot! I've already done it twice today since my shift started."

It probably wouldn't look great if Rose's manager found out she's been taking breaks to touch herself. Is this the kind of stuff she's doing because of her attribute? I kind of doubt public masturbation was a part of Rose's normal routine. And if that's the case, who knows what other trouble this girl has gotten into since I last saw her?

"Excuse me, Ma'am! We're still waiting for our drinks!" Someone calls out across the patio.

"I'll bring them out in just a moment," Rose calls back before turning to me. "You think I should pee in his drink?"

"What?! No!"

"Okay, fine. I won't... at least not this time. Be right back," she says before skipping back into the restaurant.

I really hope Rose hasn't been peeing in people's drinks. Anyway, as she walks away, I realize this is a good opportunity to check for a new attribute. When I lock-on to her, I see she has one available, but I pause. Should I really do this? I mean, clearly Rose is already pretty spontaneous, and it's super unlikely that another attribute will help reel her back in at this point. But at the same time, I can't help but be curious what else the remote can come up with for her. Eh, screw it. She's already all over the place. Might as well go all the way.

- SELECTED TARGET: ROSE MITCHELL -

New Attribute Unlocked

FETISH ROULETTE

The target will gain a random new fetish. After a random amount of time passes, the target will gain a different random fetish, which will replace the existing one. In addition, the target's personality will adjust to more closely align with whatever their current fetish is.

That's... a lot of randomness. It's kind of making my head hurt, if I can be real. So, now in addition to just generally being unpredictable, Rose is also going to start to have fetish-based mood swings? I really hope this wasn't a poor decision...

Suddenly, I notice Rose rushing out of the building. She places some drinks down at the table that originally called for her before returning to me. I can already tell she's different, but I have no way of knowing how yet.

"Sorry about that, Matt. You know how it can be here around lunch. Speaking of which, are you hungry? I can sneak out some food for you," Rose tells me with a smile.

"Won't you get in trouble for that?"

"Not if we don't get caught. Go around behind the building and I'll meet you there."

Without waiting for a response, Rose begins to head back into the restaurant. As she does, I catch her briefly licking her lips. I'm a little worried, but I'm also pretty intrigued. Whatever Rose is planning is almost certainly a bad idea, but it's not like she's going to start making good decisions if I leave at this point. I might as well see what happens.

I head around to the back of the building, where I see Rose emerge from a back door holding a small sandwich. As soon as I see it, I'm reminded of just how hungry I am.

"Quick. Come in before someone sees you," Rose instructs me.

I enter the building and Rose hands me the sandwich. I take a bite, which quickly remind me of how delicious all the food is here. Right as I start eating, she grabs me and leads me into an empty storage room. The second she closes the door, she drops to her knees and starts undoing my pants.

"What are you doing?" I ask after a swallowing a bite of food.

"Well, I gave you some food. It's only fair that I get to eat too, right? And there's only one thing I want right now..." she explains before pulling my pants and boxers down.

Rose wastes no time now that my cock is exposed. She grabs it and quickly shoves it in her mouth, then starts going to town. Since I haven't fully calmed down from my encounter with Daisy, it doesn't take long before I'm rock-hard. Honestly, as weird as this is, I was actually feeling a little backed up, so this is pretty nice. Still, I am worried about the possibility of someone catching us, but Rose seems to have no such concern. I think about saying something, but she seems too absorbed in sucking my dick to care about anything else right now.

Without warning, Rose suddenly deepthroats me, putting the full length on my cock into her mouth. As she does, I feel my whole body tense up. Damn, that was fast. But to be fair, what Rose just did was insane. As much as I hate to say it, Violet might have some competition. As I start to cum, Rose pull back slightly so that I release my entire load into her mouth rather than straight down her throat. Once I finish, she lets go of me and swishes my seed around in her mouth. After a moment of savoring the taste, she swallows and lets out a content sigh.

It's at that moment that I realize Rose probably has a cum drinking fetish right now. That would explain why this whole thing came out of nowhere. Seemingly having gotten her fix, she stands up and wipes some drool from her mouth. Finally being able to think clearly again, I finish the sandwich Rose made for me.

"God, that was incredible. You wouldn't mind stopping by every now and then to do that again, would you?" Rose asks.

"I could probably do that," I answer, knowing that the next time I see Rose, she'll probably want something completely different.

"Great. I should probably get back to work now. Well... I might go masturbate one more time, then I'll get back to work," Rose says with a giggle.

Knowing that staying here any longer will likely get me caught, I decide to head out. Before I leave, I shoot a quick text to Rose so that she has my number if she ever wants to reach me. As I head back to campus, it dawns on my just how well that whole thing went despite how weird it was. It looks like checking up on Rose solved my hunger and ended with me getting a blowjob. Now that's what I call killing two birds with one stone.

Checking the clock, I see that I still have a decent amount of time before my next class. Now would probably be a good time to check on any other women I haven't seen in a while. Surely there's someone I can go see right now. I feel like there's an obvious choice here, but for some reason, I just can't seem to remember who it is...