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Chapter 860
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What do you do?
Enter the second chamber.
The door creaks open, and this room is thankfully only about half the size of the first, though it extends width-wise. The ceiling is lower as well, and there's no need for columns. Just like the rest, everything is made from stone, through enforced with stripes of durable metal. It isn't like something you've seen in this world before. Though granted, you've only traversed a few places you could call a dungeon. You still haven't discerned the purpose of this place, however.
This room is even stranger. On the far right is another door, but on the left is what seems to be a large flat piece of polished wood suspended in the air as if by magic. There's one final object in the room and it's directly ahead--a wheel covered in colours and writing. Before you can make more out, you hear a voice descend from above. It sounds like it's coming from the main light attached to the ceiling, but you don't see anybody there. The voice itself is feminine and high-pitched, though it isn't one you recognize.
"So you destroyed my guardian golems, huh?" it speaks. "That's annoying, but they aren't too hard to fix. This is so exciting anyway. I've always wanted some strong adventurers to stumble upon this place. I was worried that when the time came, they'd just get beaten immediately, but here you are with barely a scratch on you. I can't wait to mess with you guys!"
"Who are you? Where are you?" Niki asks.
"You might get to see me, but probably not. It depends how you all deal with my wondrous contraptions. I love making magical traps."
"If this is your home, it sounds like a nightmare for you to traverse," you say.
She giggles. "Oh that's my little secret."
"Coward. Come out here and fight like a woman," Niki barks.
"I don't think I will, because I'm way too excited to have fun with you specifically. See, you somehow managed to get hit by my magic dart twice. I didn't even think that would ever happen. You're never breaking free now. Maybe if you were strong enough, and only one hit you, but nope. You've really done it."
"What are you talking about--Woah!" Suddenly, coming from the dart's point of impact, waves of blue magic curl out around her body and quickly dissipate, but that's far from the end. She begins to lift up into the air against her own will. "What's happening?!"
"It must be some kind of delayed holding spell, right?" you ask.
It continues. Niki is suddenly jerked towards the floating board of wood at a rapid pace. Her back thuds against it, and then around both her spread wrists and ankles appears glowing blue bands which seal her in place. "Let me go!"
What kind of nonsense is this?
"You can all help her escape, but you need to play by my rules if you want to get out safely. Look ahead and you'll see my Wheel of Misfortune!" announces the voice. "All you need to do is land on the escape option and you're free to go. Unfortunately for you, it's also the smallest sliver. Keep spinning as much as you'd like, but beware the consequences." She giggles again.
Of course. That's exactly what it is. A vertical-hanging Wheel of Fortune spinning thing. It's even coloured just like the game. And yeah, the escape option is like the million dollar one in the show. There aren't too many others to land on, but still. These don't sound great for Niki.
"W-Well, we should just do it, right?" Eva asks. "Look. Even with Niki's strength, she can't budge. It must be from that magic dart."
You look the wheel over and slowly reach for one of the pins surrounding the circumference. "What do you think, Niki?"
"Spin it! I can take it! If we wait, whoever this is will probably do something even stupider anyway. I trust you guys to find a way to get me outta here."
The options in no particular order say: Stripped! Fun with Toys! Tickle ****! Escape!
Play at home! Or don't. It doesn't really matter either way. You can use an online dice roller, or grab your own set. Roll 1d10 (a single 10-sided die), and look below to see your (or Niki's) fate. The final option is the escape, so feel free to also ignore that one just for fun if you want. However you want to play it. :)
What do you do?
A New World! Your Party of Hopeless Hotties
(Game) After being transported to a fantasy land, you try to assemble a normal party of girls, but things are never that simple.
Click "Start Game"! You've been mysteriously brought over to an RPG-style world of sexy elves and powerful magic, but things aren't as easy as you first imagined. The only adventurers that you're able to recruit into your party are cute girls that are entirely hopeless, and kinky as hell! Hopefully you don't die because of them. (This story was inspired by Konosuba. Cover is from Sakura Knight. Also known as YPoHH.) ----- We have a wiki now! Too many characters to keep track of in this setting? Check out the constantly under-construction reference site here: https://www.worldanvil.com/w/absoterra-fiftyfiftyfifty
Updated on Jun 11, 2026
by Fiftyfiftyfifty
Created on Apr 4, 2020
by Fiftyfiftyfifty
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