Enter Tsunade

I coughed and waved as the air cleared relatively quickly leaving a tall blonde woman standing across the coffee table from me. Well that was overly dramatic but on par for a ninja I guess. She seemed calm as she surveyed what must seem like very odd surroundings to her. Houses in the Naruto franchise looked much different from what I knew. The sleeveless light grey blouse tied under her prominent breasts by a dark blue sash over dark grey pants didn't actually look that out of place really. Same with her long blonde hair tied back in twin braids The small blue diamond on her forehead stood out though.

After she was done with the room she gave me a pretty thorough look over as well, and from her half smile liked what she saw. I didn't think I really stood out from the average much so this was probably Magnet at work. Or maybe just her waifuness? I'd probably get at least one non Milf to see the difference with eventually. The tablet had mentioned at least one more week to come.

Apparently done with her appraisal she crossed her arms under her huge bust and broke the silence. "So just where am I and why am I here? I have a village to run and can't be bothered to be summoned by strange men, no matter how handsome." She gave me a saucy wink at the end there. I don't remember reading anything about her normally being a flirt so apparently that hook's set. Good. And that boded even better for Mei.

"You're in my home, in a city I really doubt you've ever heard of on a world not your own. As to why you're here, well I accidently summoned you. And unfortunately I have no idea how to return you." The tablet had said something about a pass, but I needed three waifus to earn it. And nothing about returns. "While I am trying to figure that out perhaps as an apology you would care to share some banana flavored spirits with me?"

She did not look happy as I started but the last got her attention. "Fermented bananas?"

I shook my head. "I don't believe so, just flavored." I poured each of us a good amount of the 99 Bananas I'd found in the liquor cabinet and took a sip from mine. Not that she should be worried about poison with her healing skills. She could also make herself sober, just like I had earlier, but I had a ace up my sleeve there. I also doubted a 'functional alcoholic' would bother until it was too late.

"Sure why not, I could use a drink." She stalked around the coffee table in a strut that showed off her charms to great effect. Was the Magnet effect strong enough to get her to try and seduce me? Seemed like it. She sat right next to me on the couch, way closer than I expected, and picked up her own glass before taking a healthy swig of the clear liquid. "Very sweet, but you're sure this is alcoholic?" Yeah that was 99 bananas for you. Didn't taste alcoholic at all, but that 99 proof was still there hiding from the unwary.

I took another, larger drink from my own glass. "Oh yes, the banana flavor just hides the burn." I downed the rest of the glass and she copied me with a smile. Before swigging a full glass of something meant to be taken as shots hit me I distracted her by refilling our glasses, and used Master Healer to purge my system when she wasn't looking.

As we leaned back with our refilled glasses she put an arm about my shoulder and leaned into me. "Doesn't taste much like saki, I think I like it though. So who were you trying to summon then that you got me by accident?"

"It's schnapps." Not surprising she didn't seem to know what that was. Konoha was a long way from Germany. "And I was trying to summon a spirit that would help me practice a sex based jutsu I discovered. I was not expecting to get a real person."

She raised a brow at that, but kept smiling. "I'd not have pictured you as a jutsu user." She downed her second glass and set it on the table before running her hand over my chest, under my shirt. "I can feel it now though, you're just bursting with chakra." She didn't seem at all shy about running her hand about under my clothes. She was a healer though. "I've summons of my own and ties to the spirits, but it shouldn't be possible to call up a person the same way." She didn't seem at all drunk, her tolerance was truly heroic.

I finished mine as well and poured again, finishing the bottle. Showing it or not, half a bottle of 99 proof spirits should be getting to her. "How about a wager?" That certainly got her attention. "If I win you help me instead of the spirit, but you have to do exactly what I say. If you win I'll try to reverse the summoning and see if that works." Now lets see if a hopefully intoxicated and horny 'Legendary Sucker' falls for my trap.

She looked shocked, but also like she was thinking about it. I raised my glass and toasted her before downing it all in one go. I certainly felt that even if she didn't, but as she smiled and tossed hers back as well I cleared my system again. And now before she could think to clear her head I thought about locking in her intoxication with Bondage Master. I felt something take hold but she didn't react. Good. "What game do you have in mind?"

I gestured to the dice I'd collected while grabbing stuff earlier. "Simple, we each roll a die and the highest total result wins."

"Best two out of three rolls." She countered, apparently too caught up in the game to think about what we were wagering now.

I pretended to consider her offer as if she had a chance of winning. "That sounds fair. You roll first."

Finally starting to look a little unsteady she picked up a die and rolled a four, looking smug. Then I reached over and scooped up all six dice, easily beating her score with my roll. Thanks to Who Says You Can Only Have One she didn't say a thing about it, just looked determined as she rolled a single die again. Getting a three this time, which was easily beaten by my hand full again. "Damn." She swore, looking rattled for the first time since getting here. Last roll and she got a one. I didn't even need to cheat this time but rolled two dice anyways. Both sixes, wow her luck really was bad when it came to gambling. "Well, looks like you win." She didn't look like she minded all that much now the game was over.

One more step and I'd see if the easy way worked. "Okay so you'll be helping me then. Now again, I need you promise you'll do exactly what I say."

"Yeah sure, I said I would. I pay my debts." She said while undoing the sash about her waist.

"No really, I need you to swear you'll do as I say." Moment of truth to see if all the distractions worked. I'm pretty sure she'd never have fallen for this normally.

Drunk and horny, and starting to get irritated she snapped out. "Fine, I swear I'll do what you say. Lets try this jutsu already." And that's when I used Bondage Expert to lock in her promise to do anything I said as hard as I could. I must have dumped enough chakra into it for her to sense something change because she got a distracted look on her face, and then a moment later one of anger. "What did you do? I can't heal myself." She looked like she was ready to beat some answers out of me, and was sitting very much in punching range.

Time to act fast before things got bad. "Calm down." She went from angry to confused instantly. "Now just sit there and listen to me for a bit, and no **** against me." Deciding it would probably be best for her to have her wits about her now I unlocked her sobriety. "First off I didn't stop you from healing yourself, just made it so you stayed drunk. You can fix that now."

She concentrated for a moment, but didn't seem any different. But then she hadn't been showing just how drunk she had to have been at all anyways. Really impressive tolerance, I'd needed to clear my system several times from the strong liquor. "Thank you for that I suppose, now what? I'm listening."

Having this powerful woman under my control was kind of intoxicating all on it's own. "You know what, lets make this more fun for both of us. Why don't you take that shirt off so I can appreciate your giant tits better then get down on your knees between my legs and suck my dick while I explain what's going on?"

Tsunade laughed at my audacity, but shrugged her shirt off anyways. Fuck were her breasts huge. I'd seen a few different depictions while doing my quick research and most hadn't been like this, guess this was part of getting my ideal version of her or something. She got down between my legs like asked too. "You're lucky I was looking forward to playing around anyways handsome, no one commands me lightly. And lives..." That would probably have sounded a whole lot more threatening if she wasn't pulling my pants down when she said it.

I lost what I was going to say next as the Legendary Sucker lived up to her name in another way. I was no blushing virgin, but it had been a while, and she was really going at it. Like god damn she was good. Swallowing down my whole length like it was nothing, and I am not small in the trouser department, and sucking like she was trying to pull out my soul as she pistoned up and down my length.

I was not going to last long like this, though Endless Stamina should let me stay hard even after I blew a load down her throat but I got a devious idea and locked my orgasm. Now I wouldn't cum until I wanted and she could keep sucking while listening to what I had to say. Oh right, that's what I was going to talk about. "Okay first off summoning you was sort of an accident. Until today I didn't have any chakra or jutsu and thought your world was completely fictional. I inherited what I thought was a game from my father and it offered me a bunch of powers and some women from your world. I didn't think it was real so saw no harm and next thing I know the perks really came to me, and you turned out to be real as well. I really have no idea how to send you back, I don't think I can honestly. The tablet said nothing about a return policy. So we're stuck with each other." She grunted at that, since she couldn't talk, but I figured she was agreeing with that. Or just disgusted by the situation, hard to tell. "Oh and I still have to summon Mei Terumi as I picked her too." Now she was trying to laugh with her throat stuffed. That felt really good actually. "So you can help me with her when she arrives. I'm pretty sure I can work out a deal with her, but if not there's always plan B. I am really glad I didn't have to resort to plan B with you though."

She pulled off of my dick with a wet pop. "And just what is plan B then?" I figured this would work the same way as the locking so just imagined what I wanted and suddenly her eyes went wide as her arm were pulled back into a leather arm binder, a large ring gag appeared in her mouth, and her legs were bound together under her. I also locked her abilities away.

"Plan B was I bind you until you swear to serve me." She made some noises through the gag as I grabbed her long blonde hair, pleading or pissed off I couldn't tell, and **** her back onto my cock. "I know you Kage are tough as nails, and wearing you down like this would be a real pain in the ass for both of us." She wasn't fighting me so I let go and she kept bobbing her head on my shaft even in the bondage gear. I wonder if she was into that? "So I tricked you with strong **** and a game you couldn't win. I really don't want our relationship to be hostile, but I am going to be the one in charge." I grabbed her head to hold it in place as she fully throated my dick and I unlocked myself, unleashing a unholy torrent of jizz down her gullet. Holy fuck! I'd never cum so hard in my life. Afterwards I pulled her free and dismissed her bindings.

After a moment she seemed to recover from her shock. "I believe I preferred plan A, though I wouldn't say no to a little plan B from time to time." Kidnapped and enslaved and she was already making jokes. These Kage were fucking tough as nails!

"Now there are benefits to this for you as well. I can share these gifts with my waifus. Not my word, that's what they call the women I can select. For instance I know it takes a huge amount of chakra to keep up your younger appearance." She looked shocked. "Yes I know you're actually about twice as old as you look. I don't care, I'm not one of those idiots from your village, I think you look damned good." Kneeling at my feet with her big ass tits out she looked more than just good. "See the gifts I got are based on the women offered, and I took all three of yours. The first lets me manipulate my or other peoples ages. I can use my gift to make you younger and you won't have to maintain the Henge no Jutsu."

"Interesting." She looked lost in thought but made no move to get up, in fact she started stroking my still hard dick. I enjoyed how the motion made her breasts sway. "Will you tell me what else you gained?"

I leaned forward as she pumped my shaft so I could get my hands on her tits, they were just so big and perfect. And completely real. She didn't seem to mind at all as she leaned into my groping. "I don't see why not, you and Mei are both powerful women and skilled leaders. It would be in my best interest to have the two of you working as administrators for me, I have no idea just how many women might end up here. Letting you know what I can do, and can gift you, should only help that."

"So you aren't after slaves then."

I shook my head . "No, absolutely not! Not unless I have no other choice. I want partners, but with me in charge. I know this world and you don't. I imagine it will be quite an adjustment. Way more advanced technology in some areas for one thing, though I'm pretty sure no one here has the jutsu skills of your world. Except now for me. So from you I got the age manipulation, a healing art like yours, and something that keeps my skills from fading. There's also endless stamina and a huge pool of chakra, also a extradimensional storage." I popped a beer bottle out of nowhere into my hand, "Also the bondage thing you saw." I didn't see any reason to mention the Milf Magnet or my ability to take more things.

She seemed to be making a mental list and she continued to stroke me. "Yes your stamina is quite apparent. All very useful things I see, and you can loan them out to myself and Mai? Just the two of us then?"

"For now, apparently I'll be getting another list in a week. No telling if there will be more after that. Whoever is behind this, they are being extremely cryptic about it."

She ran her tongue up my shaft from base to tip, causing my dick to twitch in her hands. "Very well I will work with you for now, not that I have much choice in the matter. But hear me, if your rulership becomes too much of a burden I will find a way to free myself and cause you to regret ever being born. You want my help making a deal with Mei, I can already see a path to follow, but first I want something from you."

Interesting. "What's that?"

"I want you to take me to your bed and plow me until I can't see straight. I have not had proper sex in far too long."

I had to laugh, that was something I had absolutely no problem with. "You and me both."