Enter Mei

"Fucking ninjas." I heard Tsunade mutter from next to me. Huh, maybe she got this kind of shit all the time running a village full of them.

The smoke cleared to reveal a tall auburn haired woman in a dark blue off the shoulder dress that would have been slit scandalously high if not for the black pants underneath that were tucked into thigh high light grey boots. She was giving Tsunade and myself an inquisitive look as she casually fanned away the quickly dissipating smoke. "Tsunade. And someone I do not know." She gave me a smouldering once over, she either really liked what she saw or was a good actress. "Care to tell me why I was brought here is such a unconventional manner?" Her voice was quite warm and pleasant.

"Mei." Tsunade greeted her fellow Kage with a nod of her head. While they locked eyes I concentrated on locking down the auburn woman's jutsu. "Mike here." She gestured to me. "Has an offer to make you. I am here to facilitate things and assure you he can deliver on his promises."

The darker haired woman raised a brow at that. "Indeed? Interesting." She turned to face me more directly and really turned up the charm. I don't know why she was self conscious about her looks. Sure, she looked to be in her thirties, but damned good still. And I swear her breasts looked to be even bigger than Tsunade's! "And just what is this mysterious proposal then?"

I gestured behind Mei to the chair on her side of the coffee table. "Please have a seat." She smiled and after glancing behind her to find the chair sat while leaning forward enough to display quite an expanse of cleavage, seemingly on purpose. Well she was supposed to be flirty. After she was settled I gestured towards Tsunade. "You are, I assume, familiar with the jutsu that Tsunade uses to keep her youthful appearance?"

Mei's mouth drew thin, apparently not happy with the subject. Jealousy perhaps. "I am. Not everyone is so fortunate to be such a skilled healer." Definitely jealousy.

"I poses a similar jutsu, only with mine I can control the age of others as well. Which is part of what I am offering you." Mei sat up stiffly in shock, it would seem I had her attention. "Personally I think you are quite ravishing as you are now but it is yours if you wish it."

She blushed faintly, though seemed to enjoy the flattery. "That is very much something I would be interested in yes, depending. How long would it last? How young? True youth or just an illusion?"

I tried to give her a kind smile, this hook had sunk in pretty deep I thought. "True youth, your body would really be younger. I'm not really sure how far I could push it but to your mid twenties easily enough. As for how long it would last I could seal it and it would stay until I released it."

"Truly?" She could barely hide her excitement, and according to Tsunade this wasn't even the root of the problem. "And how long would this seal last?" She looked over at the blonde Kage. "Forgive me for bringing it up but your own seal has failed at times when you were exhausted." Turning back to me she continued. "If my appearance should change when least expected as your strength waned it would not be ideal."

Tsunade got Mei's attention as she answered the taller woman. "No longer. I'm am not using my jutsu to maintain my youth now, he has locked it in for me. And his seals do not fade."

Both of the auburn haired woman's reddish brows rose at that. "You have already made a deal with him then?"

"I have." Tsunade said neutrally. "One I do not regret at all." I hoped not. I didn't need these women secretly trying to undermine me.

"Well." Mei straightened her dress, turning back to me. "So that is one thing, you said you had more to offer?"

Here's hoping she takes this as well as she did bringing up her age. "Marriage and children. I would make you mine and give you a family." Bound in my harem anyways, good as wed right?

She sat there for a bit looking like I'd hit her with a log, a rather cute stunned expression on her face while her brain tried to deal with my words. I don't know if I'd been half as bold if Tsunade hadn't thought this would work. "You. What? Marriage?!" Yep, definitely caught off guard. She turned, looking quite flustered to Tsunade. "Is he serious? If this is some kind of sick joke it is Not funny!"

"It is no joke." The blonde woman returned calmly. "He offers you three things that I know you want. It is no secret that you long for a family and worry you are past the age to find one. Here is your chance at both."

Mei looked calmer now, and apparently hadn't tried to bury me in lava, but was still looking at her fellow Kage and not me. "And why should I consider his offer? What makes him worthy of my hand?" Ah, so that's why she's still single.

Tsunade gave the auburn haired woman a predatory smile. "What makes you think you are worthy of him? This is his offer to you, not what he expects in return." Holy fuck woman! Are you trying to get her to explode? How is this helping? It was all I could do to keep quiet.

The woman across from us looked even more shocked than I felt at those words. "Worthy of him? I am Kage of Kirigakure!" She started angrily.

The fierce blonde woman cut her off. "And I am Kage of Konohagakure! He already has me, why should he need you too?" Well that was a interesting tactic. I wasn't sure how much getting her angry and jealous would work, but Tsunade knew her better than I did.

Mei sat back in her chair looking stunned again, the bluster drained out of her. "Well if he is worthy of your hand in marriage I can hardly cast doubt upon him. I suppose this could even be seen as an alliance between our villages." It seemed a weak joke, but damn she bounced back quick. She was even looking mostly composed as she turned back to me after the blonde woman's wry smile and nod in return. "So, youth and my hand. And children of course." Her voice hitched there, she wanted these things bad. I still couldn't believe someone who looked this good couldn't have snagged someone. "So what is it you are asking in return?"

"Your word to obey me." We'd see just how much she wanted my offer.

Instead of another explosion like I expected she just looked thoughtful while nodding. "An oath of fealty, yes that makes sense. You want a devoted spouse." She looked back to Tsunade. "You've sworn to him too?" The blonde nodded. Mei turned to me with a victorious smile, like she'd just leapt a great hurdle and found a pile of gold on the other side. "Very well, for the things you have offered me I swear to obey you. My husband." Huh, that had actually worked. I'll be damned.

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth I locked in Mei's oath as hard as I could while unlocking her jutsu. Then I quickly imagined her being twenty five again and the years began to melt away. "I am a man of my word." I stood and held out a hand to her. "Well lets get working on those children then."

"What! Now?" Mei sputtered, but had taken my hand and gotten to her feet while doing so.

Tsunade had gotten up as well. "Perhaps it would be a good idea to lay down some standing orders first?" Damn, that was a good idea. Was she still following my order to help me with Mei or was that on her own?

"Great idea. It probably doesn't need to be stated but just in case no harm to me, anything or anyone I own without orders from me." That was my biggest worry. "No working against my interests either. Also I'm going to put the two of you in charge of anyone else that gets pulled into this." Mei looked puzzled at that, which was understandable as I hadn't explained anything to her yet. "Ask Tsunade to fill you in later. Anyways I'm going to order them to obey you two so no giving them orders counter to mine or against my best interests." I looked over at the stacked blonde. "Anything else you can think of?"

She smiled while walking around to take my other hand, and began to lead the way to the bedroom. Apparently eager for round two with Mei included. "No, that works quite well. Now lets go get Mei pregnant, since you've already succeeded with me."

Her words must have fired Mei up as much as they shocked me, as now both women were pulling me along. And they were both stupidly strong. Ninjas... "You're pregnant?"

"As a healer I am very in tune with my body, I recognized the signs in the shower."

Well fuck me. I'd just gotten two waifus, and one was already pregnant. And with the other one so high on baby fever she probably would be too soon. Guess I was getting a jump start on a new life whether I liked it or not.

Oh and Mei's tits were indeed bigger than Tsunade's at that. Soon to get even bigger as they swelled with milk.

I could just hear my old man laughing down at me.